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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Who Wants Cake? (S01E01)

"I'm doing it for all the right reasons."
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"I'll be the laughing stock of Flatpoint High!"
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"Nobody wants braces, Jerri..."
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"you're going to have to learn to live with."
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"Ughh!"
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"[BOTH GIGGLING]"
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"Ahem..."
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""When you work from your home and johns call on the phone,""
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"All right, everybody for tomorrow"
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"I'm not snarking on anybody!"
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"Well, let's just say it's one of Principal Blackman's hunches,"
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"Think of it as betraying the retarded."
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"We're not asking you to do anything we wouldn't do."
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"Really, Jerri?"
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"Remember, Jerri, Goodtime Island."
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"Hi, Jerri."
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"I don't."
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"Really, "joking," that's funny."
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"Mmm... ow!"
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"Well, Clawson, looks like this case is closed."
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"I guess snarking's not such a bad thing."
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"So it's off to Goodtime Island!"
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"This note just got a lot more legible."
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"What was that all about?"
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"Snitching doesn't seem like you, Jerri."
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"She's..."
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"Retarded."
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"Wait a minute, does that mean Kimberly Timbers is gay?"
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"Hmmm... I don't know."
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"Nobody does."
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"don't lock eyes with them, don't do it."
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"It puts 'em on edge."
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"come at you like a whirling dervish,"
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"all fists and elbows."
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"Well, that's it for the celebration."
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"They're just like you and me."
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"They want me to snitch on my locker mate"
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"You pick."
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"No, why?"
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"OK, numero deuce: Knock, knock!"
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"Taffy apples."
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"I may not be going to Goodtime Island."
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"So you never showed up with that report yesterday."
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"Witch hunt..."
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"Just because I have a slight overbite..."
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"If I had any kids I kept"
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"Mrs. Blank, it's an awkward age."
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"♪ Humming ♪"
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"[PHONE RINGING]"
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"Hello?"
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"Are you here?"
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"You see, if Jerri doesn't cooperate"
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"then you and your wife can't go"
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"Damn cracker!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"your father and I won't be able to go to Goodtime Island."
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"Now, don't you run away from me, young lady!"
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"What, about you being a snitch?"
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"Let me tell you a little story."
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"and tell them your special story."
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"[YELLING & CHEERING]"
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"I've got something to say!!"
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"But I want you all to know I can't go to Goodtime Island"
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"And the knowledge that I did right."
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"♪ funky-funky beat ♪"
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"♪ f-funky beat ♪"
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"♪ fun-ky beat ♪"
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"♪ funky-funky beat ♪"
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"When was the last time you saw a dentist, Jerri?"
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"About a... 32 years ago."
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"Why don't you open wide and we'll take a look..."
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"Okay..."
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"Mmm..."
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"Ahh... I see some periodontal disease,"
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"some gingivitis..."
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"Geographic lip,"
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"at some point you had your tongue bobbed,"
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"and your bicuspids seem to be all tartar."
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"All right, let me grab the x-rays."
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"We'll take a better look."
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"Hi, I'm Jerri Blank."
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"And I'm a 46-year-old high school freshman."
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"During the 32 years I spent as a teenage runaway,"
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"I was a boozer, a user, and a loser."
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"But now I'm picking up my life exactly where I left off."
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"Only this time, when I make the wrong choices,"
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"Whoa, that's a hell of an overbite."
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"What are you saying?"
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"Young lady..."
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"I'm going to have to fit you for braces."
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"Braces! But if I get braces"
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"But I'm afraid that's something"
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"Hey, tinsel teeth."
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"Yeah, way to go, brace face."
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"Oh hey, Kimberly."
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"You know... no thanks..."
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"Y'know, those girls don't know"
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"what they're talking about."
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"It's not that bad having braces."
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"Yeah, well, name one good thing."
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"Um... well, uh..."
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"They're shiny!"
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"Yeah, yeah... Thanks."
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""Then Jefferson bought the Mississippi and beyond,"
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"a river that Lewis and Clark had glory upon.""
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"I've never heard the Louisiana Purchase"
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"expressed so lyrically."
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"Thank you, Chip."
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"You have beautiful teeth."
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"Sit down."
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"Jerri, you're up."
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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""Packing a Musket" by Jerri Blank."
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""you're a call girl.""
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""When you walk 'til you limp and give a cut to a pimp,""
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""you're a street whore.""
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""When they're begging you please to get down on your knees near their groinage,""
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""scuza me, but you see, don't you touch, where they pee without coinage.""
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"Thank you, Jerri..."
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""when I straddle and squat to show you my...""
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