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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Who Wants Cake? (S01E01)

"[BELL RINGING] All right, Jerri."
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"but nothing too... fag-gy..."
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"And remember, I need permission slips"
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"for this week's trip to Goodtime Island."
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"Where's your permission slip?"
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"Shut your dirty little mouth!"
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"Jerri?"
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"Can you hold on a minute?"
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"Sure!"
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"Principal Blackman wanted me to speak to you"
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"about Kimberly Timbers."
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"My locker mate?"
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"Yes, we'd like you to spy on her."
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"Spy on her?!"
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"I'm no squealer, alright?"
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"What'd she do?"
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"We suspect she might be..."
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"Retarded."
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"Wow, what makes you think that?"
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"and we don't question those."
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"Do we?"
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"Well, what's it going to be, Jerri?"
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"I don't think so."
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"I understand."
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"Mmm... Alright."
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"OK."
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"OK."
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"It is a shame you're going to miss"
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"the big school trip to Goodtime Island, though."
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"What?!"
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"I mean..."
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"My dad's already signed my permission slip and everything!"
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"See?"
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"Jerri, I'm afraid I can't read this note."
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"Uncooperative."
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"Listen, Jerri, don't think of it as snitching."
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"Then why don't you do it?"
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"for snaring the retarded."
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"We need confirmation from one of her peers."
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"Well, you've got these braces."
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"They tend to be drawn to..."
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"Shiny objects."
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"Why don't you take a closer look."
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"But be careful."
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"If she catches on, she may fly into a rage"
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"and no remorse!"
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"Not even a bullet would bring her down."
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"Wow!"
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"Hey, Kimberly!"
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"So um... How's your brain?"
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"My brain?"
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"Oh listen, never mind."
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"So you going to ah... Goodtime Island?"
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"Of course I'm going!"
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"I'm secretary of the Pleasure Club."
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"Oh right!"
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"Sometimes I can be so retarded."
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"You know what I'm talkin' about?"
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"You ever feel that way?"
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"Who doesn't?"
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"Do you?"
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"I was just joking, Jerri."
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"Do you come up with these jokes on the spot"
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"off the top of your head"
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"or were you born with them?"
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"I don't understand."
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"She doesn't understand!"
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"Mmm...[SLURP]"
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"Clearly our locker mate's retarded."
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"And since they're dangerous"
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"Let's go see Mr. Noblet"
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"for some good old-fashioned snitcharoo."
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"Oh listen, I've got to ask you to do me a favor."
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"Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah."
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"Oh, hey, Jerri."
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"Mr. Jellineck,"
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"could I speak to Mr. Noblet for a second?"
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"Sure."
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"Chuck, take five."
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"What can I do for you, Jerri?"
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"I'm ready to make my report."
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"That was fast."
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"You must feel good."
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"I guess."
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"Tell you what, Jerri."
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"I'm gonna head down to Principal Blackman's office and take a shower."
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"Why don't you join me there in a few minutes"
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"and we'll tell him all about this report of yours."
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"Okay?"
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"Oh and Jerri..."
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"No running!"
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"Say, Jerry..."
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"Mr. Noblet wants me to snitch on a friend."
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"Oh, it's not what you think."
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"I mean it's not like snitching on a real person, or anything."
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"Yes, most of them are."
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"Most gay people are retarded."
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"I don't know."
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"Hey, make a pass at her and find out."
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"She'd have to be retarded to turn you down."
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"Thanks... um... are they dangerous?"
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"Gay people? They can be."
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"No, no, no, retarded people."
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"But I do know before you do any snitching"
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"you better find out."
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"Retardation: A Celebration."
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"This will have all the information"
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"about retardation that you need."
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"Let's read it now!"
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"MAN [ON CASSETTE]: Hi, this is Wilford Brimley."
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"Welcome to Retardation: A Celebration."
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"Now, hopefully with this book, I'm gonna dispel a few myths."
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"A few rumors."
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"First off, the retarded don't rule the night."
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"They don't rule it."
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"And they don't run in packs."
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"And while they may not be as strong as apes,"
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"They might go into berserker mode,"
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"You might be screaming, "no, no, no,""
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"and all they hear is, "who wants cake?""
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