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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.11 (S01E01)

"Can I get a receipt?"
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"Thank you, good luck."
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"Good luck?"
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"Man, I'm just messin' with this camera."
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"You mind if I, uh?"
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"Nah."
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"All right, cool, man."
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"What's up, Dave?"
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"Hey, folks, we're on in 2013. TRL, Carson Daly."
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"Will you little fuckers shut up?!"
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"All right, man, good to see ya."
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"All right, you too, man, take care."
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"Hey, hey, save your money, dude."
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"Them white girls gonna come flockin'."
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"Damn!"
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"I've been waiting out here for 45 minutes."
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"No... yeah."
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"Oh, uh..."
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"Uh, Dave Chappelle, I'm here for Ann's birthday party."
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"(man) Yo, Dave,"
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"Yeah."
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"Excuse me, everybody. Excuse me, everybody."
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"Ann, I have loved you from the moment that I met you."
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"Baby, will you marry me?"
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"Yes!"
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"Let's dance."
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"(white man) And one and two, and one and two."
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"Resume, look cool,"
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"Hey, you know what, y'all?"
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"I'm gonna just... I'm gonna get some rest."
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"Congratulations, uh... Charlie's girlfriend."
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"Man, I don't know if I should mess with this camera thing."
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"and masturbate on the internet like I planned to."
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"Oh!"
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"How excited can you really be"
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"Fuck!"
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"What do you want?"
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"I was with you."
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"remember that, Ed McMahon?"
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"I want some crack."
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"Going to the Dave Chappelle show."
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"How's this?"
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"One of my favorite groups ever in hip-hop history."
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"Yo, it's been instilled in me since in-fin-ite, y'all"
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"and hold rank over friends who ain't got leadership skills."
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"We like to land and lay the brando way."
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"Grand operate the scandal way, el la shikes."
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"I hate losin' to those who walk away with my dough."
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"'Cause I dozed Tracey broke me"
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"One house, two houses, third house."
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"Gamma ray rapper make the Hulk snap."
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"Jump back like James Brown. Hey, now."
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"When the liquor over, we smokin' the... hey, now."
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"Much more is what we got..."
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"Much more,"
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"Believe me."
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"Your brother who smoked crills"
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"No one can quite run it like me."
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"The rightest MC."
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"MP with the "V" in the middle."
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"I belittle your plan courtesy"
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"Lettin' their mind melt from drinkin' the Henny."
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"Domestically disputed and you just might get"
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"Much more."
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"It's much more than they could ever see."
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"for being here with me tonight."
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"And I'd like to thank you at home for watching."
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"Hi, thank you."
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"(hip-hop music)"
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"Turn 'em up!"
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"You not gonna hear the intricacies of the beat"
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"And that, nigger, that's how you make a hit, bitch!"
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"I am the man!"
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Man."
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"What's up, guys?"
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"And ladies, excuse me."
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"Damn!"
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"Funkmaster Flex and be clear, all the big dogs know"
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"you need to get with it, act like you want it."
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"What!"
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"Turn my headphones up!"
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"Hold up, nigger, I can't hear out of my left headphone."
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"I'm sayin', nigger, you can't just put velvet"
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"Oh, nigger, just dropped the beat out."
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"Turn 'em up, turn them shits up!"
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"Cop the album that you need, "Turn My Headphones Up,""
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"Turn 'em up."
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"we bangin' chicks with no rubbers."
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"or like that Brooklyn nigger said, "igger-n I'm""
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"And one of the things it's given me an opportunity to do"
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"What if I told you Dave Chappelle is here?"
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"(angrily) "Hooray for me.""
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"Oh, oh, in your face!"
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"It's all me, baby, here it come."
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"Dave Chappelle came and saw you in the hospital"
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"I need a witness."
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"Oh, Billy, I shoulda left you dead, baby,"
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"Look, Billy..."
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"you gotta be tough, okay?"
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"you would still not let me win at it.""
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"How much did I say it was?"
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"If you flip that switch,"
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"You must buy it as is and once you purchase it,"
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"Fine, you can't come outside 'cause if it don't work,"
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"I'ma be out there and whup your monkey ass."
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"I'm just playin'... all right, man."
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"(loud cheers & applause)"
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"Fuck!"
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"(party music)"
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"Thanks for coming to my girl's birthday party."
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"Look, I'm gonna be right back."
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"Hey, hey... hey, man."
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"Would you like some more pickles?"
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"Star search, 1992, I was with you, man,"
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"Fuck this camera!"
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"is, like, good friends of mine."
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"usin' these minutes like I value the call."
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"I got the sheep in my eye so I can't sleep."
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