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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.11 (S01E01)

"Chappelle's Show. Chappelle's Show."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"my album collection just keeps growing."
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"He got the streets on fire."
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"now everybody's trying to do it."
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"So, it's like,"
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"record labels is just signing anybody from the streets"
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"Let me see this."
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"Hold up..."
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"with a butter knife for Fisticuff."
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"It ain't goin' platinum, it's goin' double uranium, son."
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"Why you drop the beat out, man?"
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"The ghetto, it's understood what this is,"
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"Where's my snares? One, two, one, two."
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"Turn my left headphone up a little more."
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"something's wrong with you."
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"Nigger, I'm serious, I can't hear out of my left headphone."
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"Okay, now, let that beat ride like that."
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"I'm gettin' ready to drop it, y'all ready?"
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"Oh, here we go, here's the real deal."
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"Pump it up, unh!"
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"And the word on the street is late night,"
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"Put some treble in it."
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"if I can't talk, nigger? I'm thirsty."
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"Yo, Fisticuff, if you need some new artistes, we down."
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"Left my bling-bling at home. We keepin' it gangsta."
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"What?!"
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"What?!"
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"giving you intelligent shit with a fourth of grime"
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"(applause)"
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"Welcome back to Chappelle's Show."
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"I recently joined the Make-A-Wish Foundation."
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"You know how your favorite movie is Half Baked?"
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"Hey, your mom told me you were sick,"
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"Come on, it's just a game."
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"That's two, that's me."
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"Hooray for me!"
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"Billy, look at my game, it must hurt."
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"I'm the future, I'm the future."
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"You can't deny me, Billy!"
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"and whupped your monkey ass in some street hoops."
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"I got Playstation, I'm rich."
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"I don't wanna play anymore."
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"and get to the game."
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"Billy is getting his ass whupped on street hoops,"
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"It's so good..."
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"Nurse!"
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"(groaning)"
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"Here, grab your sticks, come on, let's go."
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"'cause that, that was a killer."
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"Dave, can't you see I'm dying of cancer?"
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"I'm sorry, man."
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"And I see it in you, Billy, you're gonna make it."
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"Hell no, nigger, you play like a bitch!"
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"Aw, that kid is fine, come on, he was acting."
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"and I said, "if I was dying of cancer, nigger,"
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"Ha-ha, go ahead!"
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"Yeah, I was trying to buy a Gremlin?"
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"Ha ha, I'm just playin' with you."
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"It has special powers."
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"Oh, snap, it gets Comic View?"
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"It will reveal the inner hearts of mankind."
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"If you press this button,"
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"it will reveal their true self."
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"Flip it one more time,"
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"Hold on, let me just think about that for a second, please."
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"What kind of policy is this?"
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"Hey! Dave? What's up,"
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"all right, dude, what's up, man?"
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"What up, Carson Daly?"
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"for a video you've seen 58 times in a row?"
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"All right."
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"Whoa, I think this Ecstasy's starting to kick in."
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"Am I freaking out?"
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"Man, this bitch next to me needs surgery."
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"What's your name, big man?"
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"I said, what's your name, big man?"
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"Also, I have a show on Comedy Central,"
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"Wednesdays, 10:30."
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"what's up, man? Hey, hey."
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"And you brought your camera, that's perfect!"
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"I want you to tape something, all right?"
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"If I could have your attention."
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"Oh, pumpkin!"
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"Dave, I want you to meet my co-worker, Mike."
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"Yo, what's up, son..."
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"I'm going to the dance floor."
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"Good night."
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"I should just turn this thing off"
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"I gotta be a man, I'ma go through with this."
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"I gotta stop drinking."
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"Justin, it's me, Dave Chappelle."
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""Champion Dave Chappelle receives 31/4 stars""
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"God rest his soul, I'm out."
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"Oh... ohh!"
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"Oh, a camera, ooh-whee!"
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"What these buttons do?"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"'cause we got jokes and jokes and jokes."
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"Ho!"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"Please, make some noise for my brothers, De La Soul."
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"Put your money in the bank"
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"and now she wanna see the resident provokin' me"
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"Batter had him on the hawk since Atlanta extravaganza."
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"Delegate numero dos, I holler out to Sal and Los"
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"and Dave Chappelle, the host, you see, yo."
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"just believe me,"
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"Much more than they could see is how it'll always be."
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"Ya gotta believe me, yeah."
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"I'm on the cutting edge of what's alleged to be hot"
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"and when you rock it's just impersonations of me."
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"of the NY dirty "C", my man."
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"We gets allergic to belts."
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"I don't cut mics, I rough mics up."
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"Still in all, five-o came to my mic check"
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"Much more is what we got in store..."
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"I'd like to thank each and every one of you"
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"I'm rich, bi-atch! (horn honking)"
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