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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life (S22E22)

"I am so sorry, Marge."
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"Stupid pan!"
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"Mom, could you keep it down a little?"
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"I'm trying to study. Uh-huh. Yeah."
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"Here's your breakfast."
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"Not a good time!"
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"Mom, is something wrong?"
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"Mom, I admire everything you do."
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"But it's not good enough, is it?"
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"It's plenty good. It's great!"
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"It's just..."
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"not for me."
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"School bus!"
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"Mmm..."
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"Mwa."
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"Ice-cold."
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"You're just imagining things."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Hmm..."
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"What does your note say?"
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"The seven of clubs?"
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"Ugh! What's the point of getting rid of all"
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"the distractions at home if I have to do my learning here?"
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"♪ Oh, I'll wax the upstairs ♪"
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"♪ And I'll wax the downstairs ♪"
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"♪ And I'll get drunk in the li'bry! ♪"
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"Willie!"
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"Do you have to wax this floor now?"
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"Whoa-aah! Oof!"
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"Oh. Should I get the nurse?"
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"Nay, just keep studyin'."
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"I'll scream this out."
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"Aah!"
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"But I'm gonna bide my time."
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"You won't even hear the punch that wastes you."
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"rich people eat."
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"I mean you're dead!"
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"Aah!"
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"Let me out of here,"
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"so I can put you in here!"
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"Ha! You're not so tough now."
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"Aw... Dad was right--"
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"I might as well give up."
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"Cloisters Academy?"
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"That bus could pick me up any day of the week!"
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"'Sup, bro?"
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"I'm not your brother."
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"Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff,"
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"but come on!"
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"Cloisters Academy is a refuge for quiet learning."
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"We have every facility imaginable,"
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"including an imaginatorium."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Oh, no, wait, it's over there."
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"Mom! Dad! Please can I go here?"
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"I'll study so hard, I'll make the old me look like Bart!"
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"We'd love to send you here, sweetie."
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"We just can't afford it."
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"Well, I'm sure Lisa will be fine"
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"at Springfield Elementary."
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"I hear they just found out there was a World War II."
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"Oh..."
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"Homer, Lisa, could you please step outside?"
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"I have a few choice words for this gentleman."
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"Mom... please don't."
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"Oh, I've seen that look before."
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"That's the "I ate the piece of wedding cake"
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"You what?! Run!"
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"Lisa, your mother convinced me"
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"to take a closer look at your record,"
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"and upon further reflection, I have decided to offer you"
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"a full scholarship to Cloisters Academy."
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"I have a future!"
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"Oh! Thank you, Mom!"
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"So, you'll start Monday."
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"I'm so exci..."
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"Shh."
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"Now, please, hold your celebration"
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"until you're off the school grounds."
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"An academy."
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"Hi. I see that you're new,"
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"and we'd be honored to have you join our softball team."
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"I'm sorry, I don't really play."
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"Oh, no one plays."
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"Count me in!"
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"What's wrong, sweetie? You seem upset."
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"I don't want to talk about it."
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"Oh..."
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"A kid at school's gonna beat me up."
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"Is it Milhouse?"
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"Milhouse couldn't beat me up."
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"It's not Milhouse!"
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"Is it a girl? It's Nelson!"
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"Hm! I never figured him for the bully type."
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"there's only one way out--"
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"Make him feel good about himself!"
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"How do I do that?"
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"Compliment his glasses."
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"It's not Milhouse!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"I'm Ms. Marshall, and I'm your teacher."
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"No, I'm your teacher."
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"I only teach you."
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"Your short story about the lonely pony-- gripping."
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"Did you get that the pony was actually me?"
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"I thought we'd start the semester"
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"by turning this into a novel."
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"Self-published?"
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"Real published."
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"♪ ♪"
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"NELSON Ha... ha...!"
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"This is it, Simpson!"
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"After this, your nose will not be an outtie."
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"Make him feel good about himself!"
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"for someone who never goes to the dentist,"
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"you have pretty good teeth."
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"They're dentures!"
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"with a limited wardrobe."
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"Uh, uh,"
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"you punch really good!"
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