Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life (S22E22)

"You think?"
The Simpsons
"Oh, yeah!"
The Simpsons
"And you always avoid the face around picture day."
The Simpsons
"People appreciate that."
The Simpsons
"Hey, those memories are forever."
The Simpsons
"You really care, man."
The Simpsons
"when they're paid in money, not chickens."
The Simpsons
"Is Mom gonna come up and say good night?"
The Simpsons
"but she authorized me to say goodnight for her."
The Simpsons
"So, by the power invested in me"
The Simpsons
"I now pronounce you sweet dreams."
The Simpsons
"Mom?"
The Simpsons
"Here we go."
The Simpsons
"Clean and white..."
The Simpsons
"...and soft..."
The Simpsons
"Mom?"
The Simpsons
"I see what happened."
The Simpsons
"There was no scholarship."
The Simpsons
"They said I could attend if you did all their laundry!"
The Simpsons
"I can't live with that knowledge"
The Simpsons
"while trying to get more knowledge."
The Simpsons
"Lisa, honey, I insist."
The Simpsons
"♪ ♪"
The Simpsons
"Mom, I don't want to go to that school."
The Simpsons
"Why not?"
The Simpsons
"Because it's too elitist."
The Simpsons
"Everyone's parents are in "the business.""
The Simpsons
"What business?"
The Simpsons
"I don't know. They won't tell me."
The Simpsons
"And besides, you were willing to do all this"
The Simpsons
"Mom, I'd be honored if I turned out like you."
The Simpsons
"Mom, thanks to you,"
The Simpsons
"this box sucker didn't beat me up."
The Simpsons
"We've been pokin' foil all night."
The Simpsons
"Must've put away two eight-packs by now."
The Simpsons
"I'm so glad you two are friends again."
The Simpsons
"Homer? How did you get... Ah."
The Simpsons
"A father has his secrets."
The Simpsons
"How did he get in? Told you, ain't got no glass."
The Simpsons
"Did he take any money? Uh-uh."
The Simpsons
"Well, he did now."
The Simpsons
"Shh!"
The Simpsons
"Didn't there used to be more Texxon stations?"
The Simpsons
"Ain't no glass."
The Simpsons
"Oh, I'm sorry, Maggie, but even at your age,"
The Simpsons
"♪ Feeling the grind, up go the hammers ♪"
The Simpsons
"Simpson! Boombaye!"
The Simpsons
"Well..."
The Simpsons
"Lisa, one of the hardest jobs I have"
The Simpsons
"What time Monday?"
The Simpsons
"Hi, Lisa."
The Simpsons
"and I read the whole thing again."
The Simpsons
"Your mom's doing laundry,"
The Simpsons
"♪ ...Show! ♪"
The Simpsons
"when she started going out with you."
The Simpsons
"Whoa! Look at you,"
The Simpsons
"That would be one weird-looking kid."
The Simpsons
"Oh..."
The Simpsons