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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life (S22E22)

"As long as I can dig you up"
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"and stick you on the front porch every Halloween."
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"Just don't dress me up like a woman. We'll see."
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"I know what you folks are here for."
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"Rabbits!"
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"I just kilt this one because it stopped bein' cute!"
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"We're not here for rabbit."
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"I used to live in this house as a girl."
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"I live in it now as a woman."
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"Hey, you wanna come on in? Take a look around?"
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"Oh, I'd love to, if it's not an imposition."
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"Well, as long as we don't have to feed this one."
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"Tell her "no deal.""
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"Everything's just the way I remember it."
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"I could see if the bathroom was free"
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"using the reflection from the mirror off the toaster."
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"This was my bedroom."
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"are still in the carpet!"
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"I want to go read books in the car."
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"There are no books in the car."
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"I just want to sit in the car!"
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"I always wondered who "Marge" is."
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"Over the years, I've sure been tempted"
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"to go through this stuff."
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"So I did, many times."
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"My whole childhood is in this box."
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"My scrunchies."
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"I never really had the hair for these."
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"Wow, Mom."
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"You got first place in the science fair."
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"Oh, that's ancient history."
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"Ooh, here's my paper on ancient history."
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"Mom, these grades are amazing."
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"Just as good as mine."
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"But then you wound up like you."
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"Oh, man."
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"The drainage around here is a joke."
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"I don't even know why I pay taxes."
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"Coming through!"
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"Just when you think I'm out of ideas!"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Get your affairs in order."
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"Bart beat up Nelson."
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"A new bully has risen."
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"Simpson! Boombaye!"
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"Oh! Mama!"
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"Buying those extra trophies from cash-strapped schools"
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"really filled out the old case."
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"Principal Skinner? Quick question."
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"Oh, indeed. Your mother was as fine a student as you."
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"Keep up the good work,"
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"and you'll probably wind up just like her."
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"Of course that would be great."
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"is throwing cold water on young children's dreams."
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"Ralph, you're not a kangaroo."
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"The point is, I've learned a lot about human nature"
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"And one thing I've learned"
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"is children turn out like their parents."
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"Behold, your future."
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"Oh..."
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"Ralph, you're also not a trophy."
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"Skinner!"
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"I warned you about interacting with students."
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"I don't want to have to yell at you!"
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"You yell at me about everything."
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"Well I can't yell at anyone else!"
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"Teachers have a union. Students have parents."
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"What about Willie? I like Willie!"
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"Maggie, something happened to Mom,"
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"Mom's looking good through elementary school."
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"Ninth grade, tenth grade, still riding the A-Train."
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"Then suddenly, when she was a high school senior..."
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"Blam!"
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"You kids play nice up there!"
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"What could have happened?"
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"Dad? Hmm?"
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"What is troubling you, my son?"
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"I mean, my girl son?"
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"Well, um, I was looking through Mom's old schoolwork,"
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"it would have been someone or something else."
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"Sooner or later, everyone meets their Homer."
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"No offense, Dad,"
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"but no boy is gonna distract me from my dreams."
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"It may not be a boy. It could be anything:"
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"scrapbooking, high-stakes poker, or the Santa Fe lifestyle."
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"Just pick a dead end and chill out till you die."
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"No! That's not gonna happen to me!"
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"I'm gonna make sure nothing distracts me ever!"
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"strutting around, like you're Toad of Toad Hall."
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"You think you're so smart, don't you , Simpson?"
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"We're both in the same reading group."
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"I think you know how smart I am."
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"I'm not a bully!"
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"It's just a series of incredible coincidences."
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"Well, Bart, I guess his parking spot is yours now."
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"Well done."
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"of all of my distractions, diversions,"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Are you a distraction or a higher calling?"
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"All right, let's see."
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"There's, um..."
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"That's odd. Lisa just threw her saxophone out the window."
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"Oh, that's probably because to her,"
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"the saxophone is a me,"
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"she shdoe don't want to end up like you."
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"She doesn't want to end up like me?"
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"Uh, no, she does, totally, but, uh,"
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"with a happier ending. Good night."
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"Nothing, sweetie, nothing."
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"Here, let me explain."
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"She does not want to..."
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"turn out like... you..."
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"didn't... not until..."
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"diplomatic... trapped..."
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"help."
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"Remember nothing!"
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"I remember everything."
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"Well, if you check your purse, I think you'll find..."
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"No."
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