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Clips from Family Guy - The Kiss Seen Round the World (S03E03)

"A phony lives here. A big fat phony!"
Family Guy
"I say, look at me. I feel like a regular grease monkey."
Family Guy
"Those chowderheads on the corner busted your stones."
Family Guy
"Hey, your sister say anything about me?"
Family Guy
"But Huey Lewis needs time to create. We have to be patient."
Family Guy
"And in entertainment, Mary Tyler Moore is 64 years old today."
Family Guy
"- Really? 64? - Yes."
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"- I thought she was dead. - She's alive."
Family Guy
"Fantastic. And now this."
Family Guy
"Are you a student interested in the glamorous world of unpaid internships?"
Family Guy
"If so, you can try out for Channel Five's young anchor programme."
Family Guy
"You'll gain valuable experience, work closely with Tom and me,"
Family Guy
"and produce your own on-air report."
Family Guy
"So call us now."
Family Guy
"Yeah!"
Family Guy
"Question number one: Would you consider growing a moustache?"
Family Guy
"Question two: Look at my moustache."
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"Wrong. The answer is: Only slightly, only slightly. Next."
Family Guy
"Oh, God, I can't hire any of these girls."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Oh, thank you, thank you! This is beyond anything I've ever dreamed of!"
Family Guy
"You and your partner will start tomorrow after school."
Family Guy
"- Great! Who's my partner? - Hey, there, hot stuff!"
Family Guy
"Well, well. It appears the Fates have conspired in our favour. Eh, Meg?"
Family Guy
"Stay away from me, Neil. Just because we're working together"
Family Guy
"- What's that? - Give it to me, Neil."
Family Guy
"- Give it to me! Give it to me, Neil. - Yeah. That'll work just fine."
Family Guy
"Look who's here. It's our bright-eyed young interns."
Family Guy
"Great. Cos you two are gonna have so much fun!"
Family Guy
"Don't act any cheerier. You'll give us all diabetes."
Family Guy
"- Bite me, Tom. - Come on, kids."
Family Guy
"Here's where we produce our celebrity interviews."
Family Guy
"I did one with Dustin Hoffman. He's almost impossible to book."
Family Guy
"Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great."
Family Guy
"I am not trying to seduce you, Dustin Hoffman. You really look great."
Family Guy
"- Uh-oh. Twelve minutes to Wapner. - I understand your hectic schedule."
Family Guy
"We appreciate you taking the time to be with us here in the studio."
Family Guy
"- If there's anything I can ever do for you... - Bring me Peter Pan!"
Family Guy
"I'll keep my eye out for him. Thanks, Dustin."
Family Guy
"This'll be more exciting than when Brian taught me about Columbus."
Family Guy
"- Where are we going? - We're going to visit the year 1492."
Family Guy
"That's when Columbus set sail for the New World."
Family Guy
"- We're on a ship. - This is the Santa Maria."
Family Guy
"Columbus took it to find a route to India."
Family Guy
"Columbus was going to America."
Family Guy
"Columbus discovered America entirely by mistake."
Family Guy
"- What are you doing? Back off, fat man. - Hang on, Stewie."
Family Guy
"What the...? Hey, hey, let go. Get your filthy paws off."
Family Guy
"Let go. Let go, I say. Let go. Don't let go!"
Family Guy
"Oh, this is exhilarating."
Family Guy
"I gotta go check on dinner. You keep taping Stewie. Don't miss a moment."
Family Guy
"I got it."
Family Guy
"Look, it's dancing with me."
Family Guy
"It's this incredibly benevolent force that wants me to know"
Family Guy
"there's no reason to be afraid."
Family Guy
"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, it makes my heart burst."
Family Guy
"Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is?"
Family Guy
"Look. This one is in the shape of a heart."
Family Guy
"No one crosses Neil Goldman and gets away with it."
Family Guy
"I added something to your coffee I don't think you're gonna like."
Family Guy
"- Here's your coffee, Mr Tucker. - What the hell is in this?"
Family Guy
"Sweet'N Low. That's for trying to steal my woman!"
Family Guy
"- Nice bike. - That's the understatement of the century."
Family Guy
"Oh, I see. Oh, yes, I suppose you do have to ride it to truly appreciate its virtues."
Family Guy
"Well, then, I'll just wait right here till you get back."
Family Guy
"- Where the devil is he? - You've obviously never met a bully."
Family Guy
"What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"He wasn't taking it for a test ride, he was just taking it."
Family Guy
"He... stole... my trikey?"
Family Guy
"Mr Tucker, has anyone ever told you your eyes are..."
Family Guy
"Hang on, sweetie. I've gotta call Peter Jennings and reschedule our golf game."
Family Guy
"Mr Tucker, Miss Simmons, there's a nut on top of Town Hall with a high-powered rifle."
Family Guy
"The gunman's been identified as the Mass Media Murderer who targets the press."
Family Guy
"That means you'll get to ride in the news chopper. I'm so jealous."
Family Guy
"Better put in for some new interns. Good luck!"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna splatter his distinguished career all over the pavement."
Family Guy
"- Hey, why me? Why the media? - I've got my reasons."
Family Guy
"- Really? You know him? - I'm Hugh Downs. I know everybody."
Family Guy
"- In fact, he's down there. - Where?"
Family Guy
"Ha-ha! See ya later, sucker! And by the way, Rather is an OK guy in small doses."
Family Guy
"Hey! That was my lucky assassin hat!"
Family Guy
"Mayday! Mayday! I'm going down!"
Family Guy
"Time to sign off."
Family Guy
"Remember me, dirt bag?"
Family Guy
"Wow! You saved those kids' lives, Mr Downs."
Family Guy
"Hugh Downs away!"
Family Guy
"Honey, thank God you're safe. We were so worried."
Family Guy
"We now go to junior anchor Neil Goldman"
Family Guy
"with exclusive footage from today's exciting scene."
Family Guy
"Thank you, Diane. There may have been some commotion on the rooftop,"
Family Guy
"but the real story was inside the mouths of Meg Griffin and Neil Goldman,"
Family Guy
"where a meeting of the tongues, a summit of saliva,"
Family Guy
"Agh!"
Family Guy
"Let's watch it one more time in super slow-mo."
Family Guy
"This is where we cease to be Meg and Neil"
Family Guy
"and begin life anew as Meil."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. He put it on TV?"
Family Guy
"I just want to kill myself! I'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts."
Family Guy
"You don't know anything about me!"
Family Guy
"Who was that guy?"
Family Guy
"Constable, I'd like to report the theft of my tricycle."
Family Guy
"Oh, look at the little baby. Aren't you cute! Where's your mommy?"
Family Guy
"How dare you condescend to me? I demand justice!"
Family Guy
"I'm here to turn myself in. I have a dismembered hooker bleeding in my trunk."
Family Guy
"Oh, look at the little baby. Aren't you cute! Where's your mommy?"
Family Guy
"Hello, lover."
Family Guy
"Neil, what are you doing? I'm not your lover. I don't even like you."
Family Guy
"Meg, I strongly suggest you hold my hand, lest you look like a slut."
Family Guy
"Tell these people that there's nothing going on between us."
Family Guy
"Oh, don't be afraid of the fire, Meg. I won't let you burn."
Family Guy
"Al, why haven't I leaped?"
Family Guy
"Don't worry, I'll get her."
Family Guy
"What do you want to work on? Cardio? Upper body?"
Family Guy
"Upper body. I need to get buff, so I can get my tricycle back."
Family Guy
"Luckily, we're running a special for the next 17 minutes."
Family Guy
"OK. That's a little unusual but... OK, tell me."
Family Guy
"The normal plan is 78 months at 40 a month and 200 down. Watch this."
Family Guy
"- Forget the down. - Yeah."
Family Guy
"Goodbye 40 a month, let's do 35."
Family Guy
"- 35. That's the cheapest? - Yeah, hang on, hang on."
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