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Clips from Family Guy - The Kiss Seen Round the World (S03E03)

"Trace, can you bring me some free gym bags?"
Family Guy
"I could probably just do some push-ups at home."
Family Guy
"You're not hearing me. I don't think this is for me. Thanks, anyway."
Family Guy
"And for the future, you came on a little strong."
Family Guy
"- What's going on here? - We invited Neil's family over for dinner."
Family Guy
"- Hi. - Hello."
Family Guy
"- You what?! - To get to know 'em better."
Family Guy
"Seeing as you two will one day bless our home"
Family Guy
"with the pitter-patter of grandchildren as ugly as sin."
Family Guy
"Meg, you never told me your mother was such a stone-cold fox."
Family Guy
"- Now I see where you get it. - Meg, he's so charming."
Family Guy
"My name is Chris."
Family Guy
"I'm supposed to be on my best behaviour tonight and not mention poo."
Family Guy
"I think it's very, very nice that our children had this wonderful kiss."
Family Guy
"Ugh, we were terribly sick."
Family Guy
"We were both 14 and it was winter and we had terrible head colds."
Family Guy
"Mine especially was very bad. I had terrible mucus coming out from inside my nose."
Family Guy
"They called me Tasty Cakes,"
Family Guy
"and they would beat me and stick pine cones in my ass."
Family Guy
"- Those were very bad times. - I'm sorry to hear that."
Family Guy
"Thank you very much."
Family Guy
"Excuse me. I'm gonna go throw up."
Family Guy
"Please flush the toilet twice."
Family Guy
"Once for the bulk, and again for the remainder. Thank you. Oh, she's a dear."
Family Guy
"My hooligan friend, I've been racking my brain"
Family Guy
"in a fruitless attempt to resolve our unpleasantness."
Family Guy
"Children washing cars to raise money for charity. Is anything more arousing?"
Family Guy
"We go to Meg Griffin for a special Channel Five junior anchor segment on the moon."
Family Guy
"The moon. There's a reason no one goes there. It's cold, and it's ugly."
Family Guy
"Its surface is plagued with craters and jagged peaks."
Family Guy
"Oh, wait! That's not the moon. It's Neil Goldman's face."
Family Guy
"Recently, many of you saw me kissing this freak of nature."
Family Guy
"If I wasn't seconds away from death, I wouldn't have done it."
Family Guy
"Would you kiss this guy?"
Family Guy
"- Ugh! No! - No way!"
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"- No! - No!"
Family Guy
"Hear that, Neil? I don't like you. I never will! Back to you, Tom."
Family Guy
"- Well, well. Isn't this a darling picture! - Let me go, man!"
Family Guy
"- How old are you, Charlie? - Seven."
Family Guy
"Seven? Well, my, my. You're practically a lady."
Family Guy
"Ironic that your fate is in the hands of an infant."
Family Guy
"- Agh! - I have other ways of obtaining the truth."
Family Guy
"No! Don't!"
Family Guy
"- Stewie? Look what I found. - My trikey!"
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"- What's going on down here? - We're playing house."
Family Guy
"That boy is all tied up."
Family Guy
"Roman Polanski's house."
Family Guy
"Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker. Our top story: The president has been shot."
Family Guy
"Tragedy strikes the nation. The president has been shot."
Family Guy
"Why's the president in this casket? We'll tell you."
Family Guy
"- Nice job on that report last night. - Wow! Thanks, Mr Tucker."
Family Guy
"That means so much coming from someone so handsome."
Family Guy
"- How'd you like to pick up my dry-cleaning? - Sure. But isn't that Neil's job?"
Family Guy
"- Little jerk hasn't been in all day. - He hasn't?"
Family Guy
"A breaking story! A geek is on top of Town Hall! He's about to jump!"
Family Guy
"I've been calling him Ned all week."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Neil, please don't jump."
Family Guy
"I was just a piece of eye candy that she turned into an all-day sucker."
Family Guy
"I'm on it. Have that cartoon sound-effect guy cue up the..."
Family Guy
"All you care about are your stupid ratings! You're a horrible man!"
Family Guy
""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
Family Guy
"Hi, Meg. You know how cute I think you are."
Family Guy
"They're all too pretty. Their breasts are too perky."
Family Guy
"Dan Rather thinks he can condense a whole day's events into a half-hour."
Family Guy
"I remember when Muriel and I had our first kiss, and it was just awful."
Family Guy
"Well, let's eat."
Family Guy
"But then it dawned on me. Your cruelty merely stems from a deep-seated inner pain."
Family Guy
"And if there's time, be ready with a... "Wah, wah, wah, wah."
Family Guy
"I think this would be a fine opportunity to give our interns real-world experience."
Family Guy
""Laugh and cry"
Family Guy
"- I never even had my first kiss! - It's not too late, Meg."
Family Guy
"It's hard not to when I'm lying right on top of you."
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"Neil!"
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"- There he goes! - Good stuff, good stuff, good stuff!"
Family Guy
"Thank you, Neil, for that irrelevant presentation."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, we're gonna die! There's so much of life I haven't experienced!"
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"- Hey! This guy's a great big phony! - Come on, Chris."
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"...that's where leprechauns hide their gold. More at 11."
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"Wow!"
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"I'm here for you."
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"Ziggy says you can't leap until she loves you back."
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"I mean, who in their right mind would? I went to the streets to find out."
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"- Neil, I'm sorry! - Meg?"
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