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Clips from Family Guy - The Kiss Seen Round the World (S03E03)

""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""He's a family guy"
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"to celebrate the joining of these two people..."
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"My God, that's amazing."
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"- You are so talented. - Huh?"
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"I think he likes it."
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"There's a law against teaching the evolutionary theory"
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"In other news, school board elections took place last evening."
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"Fred Johnson leads candidate Betsy LaFoe by a substantial..."
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"- Remember that time I had that Mustang? - Oh, yeah, you took her for a spin that time."
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"That was awesome."
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"- Oh, my God. I'm missing the news! - We all miss The News, Meg."
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"Oh, wow!"
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"I guess so."
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"Do you think it tickles women when I kiss them?"
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"Perfect."
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"Congratulations. You got the job."
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"does not mean I like you. Give it to me!"
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"Ugh!"
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"- Did you two wear your eager caps? - I sure did, Mr Tucker."
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"Are you trying to seduce me?"
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"He's this tall."
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"Can you believe it? Our little Stewie learning to ride his first tricycle."
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"- Any sign of India yet? - Nothing yet."
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"- Go, Stewie! - Yay, Stewie!"
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"Hi, Mr Tucker. I brought you Rice Crispy Treats. I remember you said you liked them."
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"I'm sorry, but there's a handsome man in my spoon. Come back later."
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"Oh, my God. Meg's in love with Tom Tucker!"
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"Out of my way!"
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"- You... you mean...? - Mm-hm."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mass Media Murderer?"
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"I've got Hugh Downs up here."
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"Don't get me started on that arrogant jerk."
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"Look how close we're getting, Meg."
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"My years of expensive orthodontic work will be a total waste!"
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"All in a day's work. If you ever need me,"
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"just blow this whistle, or call John Stossel's cellphone."
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"established a new world order of love."
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"Isn't that cute, Peter? Our daughter's first love."
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"- Where did you get that shirt? - From Neil."
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"Let's start you off with a body-fat test, maybe a heart rate."
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"Oh, God, what have I done?!"
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"Oh, just awful. We were both very sick. Weren't we, dear?"
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"They said bad, hurtful things to me."
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"The obvious remedy is a healthy dose of outer pain!"
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"Oh, God, no! What's the matter with you? Oh!"
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"It's official. Neil Goldman isn't kissable."
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"Thank you, Meg. I guess beggars can be choosers. And now this."
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"- Oh, my God! Neil! - Is it Neil?"
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"Mr Tucker! Thank God you're here! Someone's got to do something! He'll fall!"
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"Top it off with a..."
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"You don't care about him at all, do you?"
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"Just because you're repulsive and the most annoying person on the planet,"
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"We all know Captain Picard is the superior officer."
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"Oh, my God! That's Tom Tucker from the news."
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"It's just some trash blowing in the wind!"
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"Try to move in on my woman, will you, Tom Tucker?"
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"- It's cool. Too cool for you. - No, no. I think it's right where I'm at."
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"This is Peter. You know what to do."
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"I never got the chance to be some drunk college guy's last resort!"
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"I'm allergic to peanuts!"
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"You're blocking my light, you stupid baby!"
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"- Now tell me where my tricycle is! - I don't know. I lost it."
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"And the other children, they were very nasty to me."
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"and I'm not the only one who thinks so, doesn't mean I want you to kill yourself."
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"Abe, shut up!"
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"- Meg! You do care! - Don't read too much into this, Neil."
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"- Bring it to me with urine in it like I asked. - Yes, sir."
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""It seems today that all you see"
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""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""On which we used to rely?"
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"Oh, my, this place is enormous."
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"They got these plastic disc guns. I haven't seen one since Cleveland's wedding."
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"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today"
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"...in the bonds of holy matrimony,"
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"consecrated before God Almighty."
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"Hey, Stratego. I used to love this game."
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"Oh, my God. Abe Vigoda?"
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"Go bother Steve Guttenberg. He's behind the Chinese chequers."
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"Look at me, Chris. I'm Yanni sans the attitude."
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"Wait a second. Something's not right here."
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"You were just making it look like you were playing. You're a phony!"
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"- Agh! - There you are."
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"Hey, you're a great big phony, you know that?"
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"Your mom and I have something for you."
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"Let me guess. Another colourful box with a crank"
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"that I'm expected to turn until - big shock - a jack pops out."
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"And you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside."
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"Surprise, honey."
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"A trikey!"
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"When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonet up my nose, it tickles my brain."
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"Ow! Oh. Now I don't know math."
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"- Give it to me now, dammit! - Not now, Stewie. When we get home."
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"That's right. You're a big fat phony!"
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"What I'm about to show you is a fight scene from Star Trek, season one, episode 18."
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"I'm going to identify when it's Shatner and when it's his stunt double, Fred Lubbins."
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"Let's watch."
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"That's Shatner. That's Lubbins. That's Shatner. That's Lubbins."
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"That's Shatner. That's Lubbins."
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"That's Shatner, but when I freeze-frame, you can clearly see Lubbins' coffee cup."
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"- He is the biggest dork on the planet. - Totally."
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"And so, because of his rough-and-tumble style of command,"
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"Captain Kirk is clearly superior to Jean-Luc Picard."
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"- Any questions? Meg? - No. Leave me alone."
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"- Ugh! - Mr Lassenbee's getting arrested."
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"What in God's name...? Mr Lassenbee, what the hell's going on here?"
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"that Gil Gerard used a time machine and ejaculated into the primordial ooze."
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"This stupid country."
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"Tom Tucker, live at James Woods High School with this sensational breaking story."
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"A teacher caught molesting children... with crackpot theories. Full story at 11."
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"And out."
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"Hey, kids. Remember, Mr T says "I pity the fool who does drugs. ""
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"- Better hurry up, Mr Tucker. - I'm coming."
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"Reports indicate she has consumed a record amount of seamen."
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"Sounds like one powerful hurricane."
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"...turmoil when President Bush stuck his finger in a socket."
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"Whoa!"
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"Yikes. Awkward."
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"Hey, you know who lives in this house? A great big phony! That's right."
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