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Clips from Family Guy - Mr. Saturday Knight (S03E03)

""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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""Laugh and cry"
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""He's a family guy"
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"In fact, many of my customers are your mommies and daddies."
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"Jimmy, your mother had awful postpartum depression after you were born."
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"They were awful. They were like stinky little balloons. Ugh!"
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"Thank you."
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"- Yeah! - Hey, kids! You know what I do?"
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"I bet you're just a low-level assembly-line guy"
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""Ooh, is it on straight?" "I don't know. " Boo!"
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"- Why, you snot-nosed... - Mr Griffin!"
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"Does anyone have any questions?"
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"tell us about the Renaissance Fair."
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"Yea. But first, bride of Genghis,"
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"Whoooooo!"
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"Rupert, are you ready to hear our "mad lib"?"
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"and sent her off to the poop. ""
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"- That wasn't so hard. - What time?"
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"- Duh... - Ot."
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"Dot."
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"- Buh... - Et."
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"- Puh... - It."
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"- Fuh... - At."
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"Oh, God. I hope I don't get so nervous I can't control the volume of my voice."
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"We do. But the children won't be joining us for dinner. It's their bedtime."
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"Well, thank you."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Mr Weed, I don't care what the guys at work say. I don't think you're an effeminate weirdo."
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"Brian's choking! Do the Heimlich manoeuvre, quick!"
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"I forgot my purse. Aaaghhh!"
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"- Oh, my God! Stall 'em! - Peter, what are you doing?"
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"Ha-ha! Gotcha! It's just me - Death. I'm here for the body."
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"Ah. Peter, it's OK. It's just Death."
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"Lose the pigtails and we'll talk. Do her, do her..."
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"I brought my attorney who confirms that this constitutes a verbal contract."
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"- Turn that off. I don't have my face on yet. - You want to tell us what you're making?"
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"It's just a couple of eggs with the peppers left over from last night."
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"- Mm... - Yes."
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"- Clearly it's not that tube top. - Looking for a good time, sweet cheeks?"
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"Yes, you go to Maple Street, and then take a left, and then you go..."
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"It's eerie, isn't it? Like looking into the future."
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"- Forgetful Freddy was so forgetful... - How forgetful?"
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"This is all my fault. If I hadn't pushed you so hard to invite Mr Weed to dinner,"
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"he'd still be alive and you'd have your job."
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"Sell some stuff we don't really need."
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"- This'll bring in a couple of bucks. - Peter, listen."
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"When we got married, you always talked about your dream job. Remember?"
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"- Yeah. - I've saved some money from teaching piano,"
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"Oh, Peter!"
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"- Hey, Mort. - Oh, God! Don't hurt me!"
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"because a man in a pirate suit stabbed me in the ear when I was five,"
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"and then again when I was 30. And you? The same?"
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"I was going through that rebellious phase, and I was hanging out with a bad crowd."
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"Here, Peter. Try one of these."
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"Now I know it wasn't a cheeseburger."
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"Mercy! I was once addicted to antihistamines."
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"Is that the best you got, you pile of crap?"
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"- Welcome, apprentices. - It's him."
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"you helped me get my life back on track."
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"Agh! Dammit! Look, I'm busy, all right?"
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"- OK, I'll come back later. - Damn rookies."
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"Hey, you! Drunkie."
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"Yes, I'm calling you drunkie, and there's nothing you can do about it..."
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"- The toast is ready. - I'll get it, Lois."
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"You guys will be so proud when you see me on that field."
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"Wouldst thou take a gander underneath my frock?"
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"She walks over here and asks me to put a bird in her panties! I'm going "What the hell?""
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"Oh, God! Peter, play dead! Curl up in an ass ball or something!"
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"- What's the problem, BK? - I don't like you."
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"A half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake."
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"It's an exciting day here at the Renaissance Fair, wouldn't you say, Tom?"
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""Ohh..."
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""Hey"
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"Oh, screw it. I tried."
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"- Listen, buddy... - I said get lost!"
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"Except that guy who called me a fizzle and then ran off. He got away with it."
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"- Peter, that was amazing. You were so brave. - Nice going, Dad."
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"And besides, my life is here with my family."
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""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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"- Cool! I wanna be a pharmacist! - Yeah!"
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"Welcome back to Quahog Five News."
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"Oh, my! How ruthlessly absurd."
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"I was terrible. Everyone else had an important job and was way more successful than me."
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"Yeah. You're... you're doing... you're doing good."
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"If you're not satisfied, then be more assertive."
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"Invite Mr Weed to dinner and show him what you have to offer."
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"If I blow this, I'll have to go back to my old job at The Electric Company."
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"Aaagh! Aaagh!"
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"but that he must let the world think he is dead"
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"OK, we've got your typing test here"
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"- Has Dad found a permanent job yet? - He's going through a career transition."
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"OK, but it'll cost ya. You want a Cleveland Steamer?"
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"- It means he'll... - Whoa, be cool."
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"Aaaghhh!"
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"- Oh, hi, Peter. - You gonna be a jouster, too?"
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"Are all the other men out of the shower yet?"
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"I won!"
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"Yeah!"
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"- It's gonna rain! - Thanks, Ollie."
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"Aaghhh!"
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"Ech, who hasn't done her? Do her."
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"Yes. I'm trying to overcome my fear of swords"
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"I didn't know what was going on."
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"I was saved by the one and only Black Knight of the Quahog Renaissance Fair."
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"Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it!"
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"Dad, stop! Argh!"
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"And now, the last man to see Jonathan Weed alive has offered to say a few words."
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"- But I have good news. - Yeah?"
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"He was so forgetful, whenever he tried to remember a name, he drew a... "blank"."
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"The Black Knight's next challenger is Sir Mort Goldman."
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"Get in the car... What's a Cleveland Steamer?"
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"to make way for the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute."
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"You want a soda? Hm?"
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""It seems today that all you see"
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"On the whole, I enjoy my job as a pharmacist."
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"And, Danielle, your father had very bad haemorrhoids that stung him unmerciful."
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"I gave him some special ointment,"
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"and he hurt so bad that he had to apply it in the car with his sock."
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"Thank you, Mr Goldman. Our final speaker is Mr Griffin."
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