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Clips from Scrubs - My Point of No Return (S06E06)

"No."
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"Okay, I've got something we can't give her permanently,"
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"No!"
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"Preemptive strike on the sex joke."
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"Take a time-out."
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"What about a nice tour in the wine country?"
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"Oh, Doug, now you're just embarrassing yourself."
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"I still don't know what I did."
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"You're old news, bro."
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"Just go."
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"Okay, maybe I didn't make myself clear."
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"I wanted her married life to be full of joy."
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"I want to give her happiness."
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"Well, that's not really up to us."
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"We can't control what kind of husband he'll be."
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"Lloyd, give me those glasses."
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"tell your baby mama she can have her job back."
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"By the way, I think it's hilarious that you trust her again."
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"I know, sir, I got your e-mail."
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"Well, I'm off to my thinking spot"
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"to put the finishing touches on my "goddad" speech."
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"A word of advice,"
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"bring your hankies."
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"You can't do this to me."
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"Perry, I didn't do this to torture you."
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"I asked Nancy No-chin to be the godfather"
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"because I know deep down you really care about him"
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"and you know that he would be an excellent godfather for our little girl."
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"I'll do anything."
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"Here's what I want. When I buy matching outfits,"
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"you and Jack, you have to wear them."
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"with the maitre d' at that new Italian restaurant we go to."
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"And no asking "What happened?" After I go."
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"Done. May I go now?"
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"Yeah."
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"Faptism, raptism, naptism."
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"I'm so tired I could use a naptism."
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"I should write down "pause for laugh," so I don't forget to."
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"You, you're out as godfather!"
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"I can't believe who they picked to be the new godfather."
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"Look at him over there, all smug and cocky."
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"Doody!"
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"Doody to you, sir."
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"Is that blood on your scrubs?"
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"What, you gonna get all up in Jesus' face 'cause he don't have his shirt on?"
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"Perry, we forgot to pick out a godmother."
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"Who wants to be the godmother?"
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"Put your hand down."
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"Carla, would you do the honors?"
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"- Oh, that's bull... - Shhh!"
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"- Rabbi? - Father."
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"Don't care. Hit it."
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"When we think of baptism, we think of commitment."
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"a child into the world or share their lives together..."
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"J.D.: It's amazing how quickly panic can set in."
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"I've got some gunk in my eye."
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"Can you get it out for me?"
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"KIM: Look at them."
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"Mom, dad and baby."
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"That's gonna be us."
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"Look, Jen, if you need any legal help concerning your accident,"
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"you can talk to Jim,"
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"who is a very successful, esteemed bulldog of a lawyer."
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"Or you can talk to Ted, who, well..."
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"My mom calls me "Thunder.""
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"Tough break, Thunder."
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"You're not my mom, Jim!"
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"You're not my mom!"
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"Okay..."
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"Sorry, Kim, I know I said I'd come straight home,"
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"but I got stuck covering a shift."
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"Oh, no problem. I'll wait up for you."
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"my doctor says I'm allowed every night?"
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"I'm gonna hold off until you get here because it makes me super randy."
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"I just needed some time alone."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Hiding from my significant other due to a massive panic attack"
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"over the life-altering commitment I'm about to make."
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"- You? - Same."
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"He already went home."
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"Good night."
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"I'm getting married in a week."
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"A week!"
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"I mean, what was I thinking being engaged for two months?"
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"My mom was engaged for three years."
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"She had time to soul-search,"
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"to figure out if this was right,"
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"Why was I in such a hurry?"
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"Because I'm the biggest idiot in the whole entire world."
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"Really, Elliot, the biggest?"
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"who lied to me about being pregnant with my child."
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"You should also note that even though"
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"I promised myself I was gonna take it slow,"
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"I convinced her to give up her apartment,"
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"quit her job, move in with me and start workin' here."
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"Why?"
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"I don't know. I'm just realizing right now that I did all that."
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"I just wish there was a test I could take to tell me if I'm doing the right thing."
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"I mean, look at Turk and Carla."
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"They're so meant to be together."
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"They just have this amazing give and take."
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"Don't you love this tennis bracelet?"
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"That was awesome."
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"I'm going through the same thing you are, except I'm also having a baby."
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"So, imagine your situation multiplied by..."
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"What's a fair number, a hundred billion?"
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"I'm a story-topper, Elliot."
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"You know that about me."
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"When I was a kid, I had a friend like that who drove me crazy."
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"When I was a kid, I also had a friend like that,"
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"except he snapped and started playing"
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""hide the peanut butter" with my dog, Whiskers."
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"You, my friend, have just been story-topped."
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"I will kill you."
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"How am I supposed to handle a relationship"
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"and a kid at the same time?"
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"I don't know. Dr. Cox and Jordan are totally dysfunctional,"
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"but they seem to make it work."
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"Wow, you guys look great!"
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"I'm gonna get the photographer."
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