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Clips from Scrubs - My Point of No Return (S06E06)

"Jordan, I hate this!"
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"Why?"
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"Up yours, Bobbo."
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"Yeah, up yours, Bobbo."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Okay, Incredibly Handsome Guy, you're about to marry Blonde Doctor."
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"My gift to her is to train you to be a good husband."
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"Really? Would you know what to do if she suddenly woke up"
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"and couldn't use vowels?"
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"That's ridiculous."
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"Is that what you're gonna say"
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"when she looks at you with those big blue eyes and cries out, "Tspwklmtsk"?"
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"Look, if I learned one thing from my parents,"
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"it's this. The key to a good marriage is keeping your emotions bottled up"
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"until they finally explode and you have to lash out physically."
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"I mean beat yourself up."
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"My mother once snapped her own index finger"
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"because my father was late for church."
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"She dented the car, he threw himself down the stairs."
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"Boys, anything?"
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"Whatever you do, don't go bald!"
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"Lloyd, anything?"
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"Yeah, I'm still not sure who Elliot is."
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"The thing that freaked me out was"
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"watching this woman wipe eye gunk off her brain-dead husband."
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"off Keith's brain-dead face."
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"before that guy was in a coma."
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"I'm sure once you and Keith have that much time together"
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"you'll feel differently."
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"Still, maybe we're freaking out about nothing, you know?"
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"Maybe we are with the right people."
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"Really?"
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"I know last night Kim and I had a moment"
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"that made me think we were perfect for each other."
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"(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) This salad has beets."
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"Do you like beets?"
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"I hate beets."
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"- Me, too. - You do?"
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"We're both beet haters."
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"You know, people are so passionate about beets that..."
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"I know, Elliot, but you interrupted my flashback."
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"that I was really scared about"
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"being a doctor and being a dad at the same time,"
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"She really calmed me down and made me feel good about it."
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"Oh."
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"You know, Keith is pretty incredible."
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"I find that a little suspect."
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"Still, I suppose we could switch to some role-playing."
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"Here's the scenario."
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"You have just come home from work late,"
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"Blonde Doctor made your dinner,"
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"and she is angry because you didn't call ahead."
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"Plus, you have brought along with you Lance,"
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"your gay ultimate Frisbee buddy, played by Todd."
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"I should probably take my pants off."
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"No, wait for your cue."
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"And Ted, you'll be playing Blonde Doctor."
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"Get into character."
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"Okay, falling in love with you,"
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"long blonde hair, talking very fast, talking very fast, "frick-frick.""
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"Okay, I'm ready."
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"Good. Okay, ready and... action!"
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"- It's just... - That is it."
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"Look, the only person I have to prove my love to is Elliot,"
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"and I plan on doing that every day for the rest of my life."
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"Should we go get him?"
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"No, you heard what he just said."
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"He's gonna be a great husband, and you know why?"
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"Because we got him there."
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"Way to go, brain trust. Hands in."
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"Not you, Lloyd. You're out."
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"I haven't seen you in those in, like, two years."
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"I didn't want to get my christening dress wrinkly."
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"These are all I had in my locker."
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"I like you in scrubs."
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"It reminds me of when we used to date."
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"That was a disaster."
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"All of it?"
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"No."
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"You ever think maybe we're perfect for each other,"
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"You mean that whenever we get too close to a commitment"
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"we totally freak out and try to escape?"
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"(CHUCKLES) Besides, I've thought about it"
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"The gifts are all here, people have bought plane tickets..."
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"I'm gettin' married."
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"I've reached the point of no return."
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"You and me both."
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"J.D.: So there we were."
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"Together..."
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"J.D.: And, as always,"
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"not knowing what the hell we were doing."
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"- Kim, I really don't think we should. - I won't, then."
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"That was so cool. And weird!"
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"I'm still here, aren't I?"
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"Why, did you?"
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Yes."
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"And you know that half glass of wine"
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"to sail around the world with an insatiable Pakistani oil baron."
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"Oh, wait, I'll answer that for you."
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"Outstanding. Come."
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"- One, two, three, brain trust! - Brain trust!"
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"This is nice."
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"- I know what you're talkin' about. - I hit it and I hit it good."
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"Sorry, my husband has a little eye gunk."
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"Hey."
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"Bye."
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"Hey."
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"This is Mr. Cole. He's in a persistent vegetative state"
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"I'd have to go nuclear."
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""Abracadabra.""
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"What's going on, guys?"
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"(SOBS)"
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"Mrs. Cole, I have to say, I am blown away"
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"That's what we've been doing here all night, right?"
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