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Clips from Scrubs - My Point of No Return (S06E06)

"But given recent events, cuddling was as far as I was gonna go."
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"I got a giant boogie in my nose."
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"I must have her."
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"J.D.: The next three weeks flew by."
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"I just don't understand why our families can't sit at the same table."
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"Uncle Ronald and Aunt Alicia have been together for 30 years."
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"Quick like a bunny!"
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"- What the hell? - I didn't know I was invited."
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"I'm old."
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"Not a big hugger, but... There we go."
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"There it is."
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"Anyone that's going to the christening..."
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"That goes for everyone."
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"It's amazing how some couples are so close"
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"At the beach and we're both wearing jeans. Isn't that crazy?"
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"There will be no poppers in my wedding photos, Keith."
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"are gonna be all together in the same room."
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"There's no "U" in wedding, huh?"
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"It's most likely related to aspiration given his prior phrenic nerve paralysis."
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"Right, right."
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"and right now I'm giving Lloyd here a tryout."
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"I'm gonna have to ask for the pager back."
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"Your idea?"
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"KIM: Are you sure?"
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"I'll give you my real pager number."
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"Yup, this is the one."
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"I didn't have to. He just loves me."
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"especially after two years."
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"Is it hard to make yourself do it every day?"
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"We were married 19 years before his accident."
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"You're getting married, you understand that kind of love."
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"but I can guarantee she'll enjoy it while she has her hands on it."
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"I don't want to give Blonde Doctor just a "thing," you know?"
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"It's up to him."
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"Say that again, exactly the same way."
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"We can't control what kind of husband he'll be."
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"Or can we?"
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"Dorian,"
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"And I get to go on one movie date"
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"J.D.: Let's see, what rhymes with "baptism"?"
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"And there's my opening joke."
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"How did he find my thinking spot?"
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"Yeah, I just got out of surgery!"
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"(BAB Y COOING)"
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"For when a couple decides to bring"
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"Or panic over suddenly finding yourself in too deep."
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"I'll go with the less shiny one."
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"Can't wait."
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"J.D.: I really didn't have to cover a shift."
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"Hey."
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"I told Keith that I was working tonight."
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"Actually, your night's just begun."
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"Because a few weeks ago, I got back together with a woman"
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"You spend one minute with them and you know that."
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"Why is it so important to you that your freak-out is bigger than mine?"
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"I would think an arrogant ass like you would love having his very own clone."
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"Well, I think I'm okay."
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"You mean, beat each other up?"
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"Oh, come on, this guy sucks!"
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"I mean, I don't think I could spend two years wiping eye gunk"
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"Elliot, they were married for, like, 20 years"
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"ELLIOT: J.D.! J.D.!"
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"A mutual hatred of beets isn't enough to base a relationship on."
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"After the beets conversation, I confided in Kim"
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"because both of those things require you to throw all of yourself into them."
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"And she was amazing."
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"J.D.: Plus, we both really hate beets."
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"I've never felt this loved in my entire life."
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"Let's face it, Keith would walk through fire for me."
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"Yeah, I'm not walking through fire to prove my love to Elliot."
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"Todd, did you hear a cue?"
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"We're done here."
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"I figured."
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"Why are you wearing scrubs?"
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"we just have the same fatal flaw?"
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"and there is no escaping this one."
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"I mean, to get out of this, I'd have to do something huge."
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"J.D.: But not together."
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"J.D.: It felt good to be holding the mother of my child."
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"Kim and I had to get to know each other again and build trust and..."
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"Oh, my God, is that side-boob?"
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"Careful with the side-boob, big guy."
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"My hormones are going crazy. I might just pounce your skinny ass."
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"Look at her saying "I won't" with a giant boogie in her nose."
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"You know what, on second thought..."
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"Yes?"
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"Still, I wonder what it'll be like having sex with a pregnant woman."
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"Yeah, somebody else liked it, too."
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"He's going crazy in there."
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"And now it's disgusting."
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"We stayed up nights talking."
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"We got the place ready for a baby."
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"And before you knew it, we were a couple again."
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"Bye, Sammy."
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"Now that Elliot's wedding was only a week away, things were getting tense."
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"Keith, it's impossible to fit all the Dudemeisters at one table"
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"without our wedding looking like Oktoberfest."
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"Plus, when our families met last month,"
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"my mom ended up doinking your Uncle Ronald in our basement."
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"Yeah, welcome to my family, Keith."
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"Look, I know that I'm being a bridezilla, so to make it up to you,"
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"here's a kiss with extra tongue."
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"Okay, now go try on that tux that I picked out for you."
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"Chop-chop!"
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"Hey! And you,"
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"you're the only one that hasn't RSVPed to my wedding yet."
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"But I sent your invitation to..."
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"1 North Cemetery Drive."
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"That's the address of The Addams Family."
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"I changed my records to mess with Kelso"
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"because he's always calling me Lurch."
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"It was either that or 1313 Mockingbird Lane."
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"The Munsters. TV show?"
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"So, can you make it?"
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"You crazy? I wouldn't miss it for the world."
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"Thank you."
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"J.D.: Things weren't as heartwarming everywhere."
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"Dr. Cox wasn't exactly super-psyched about me being"
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"his daughter's godfather."
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"Jordan, here are some things I'd rather see happen"
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