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Clips from The Office - Manager and Salesman (S06E06)

"No Star Trek names."
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"Okay. Fine."
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"No. It's as simple as keeping the womb"
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"extremely warm for two days after sex,"
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"and then extremely cold for five months."
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"Oh."
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"I'm not gonna get in the car,"
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"Try not to think about it. She's not coming out for a while, okay?"
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"Did you say "she"?"
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"I called the doctor, like, a week ago. I couldn't wait."
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"How could I be mad? We're having a little girl."
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"Wow. We're having a little girl."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Man! I know."
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"Yeah. All right. Okay."
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"Oh, yeah. My water broke."
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"Oh. (PAM CHUCKLES)"
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"Oh."
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"Oh! Whoa!"
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"Pam? Pam! Okay. All right."
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"Okay, it's time. Time to go to the hospital. Somebody get Jim, please."
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"4:35. All right. Almost made it. Almost made it."
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"Too bad you didn't have sex, like, seven-and-a-half hours later."
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"But you had to have the afternoon delight. I understand."
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"Sometimes you have to go for it."
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"Let's go to the hospital, shall we?"
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"You want to eat cat food with Kevin and not go to the hospital?"
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"That's Fancy Feast. Ultra feast is something they made up"
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"There is no rush to get to the hospital. I'm fine. I'll get there."
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"Our ultra feast menu's theme,"
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"and tandoori chicken from Born Into Brothels."
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"I tried to bake a cake like that District 9 prawn thing, but I..."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Yes. I'm fine."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Yeah, the doctor said that it's still considered a minor contraction"
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"as long as I can talk through it. (GROANING)"
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"Okay. Okay. Jim?"
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"I think this feast is over... JIM: All right."
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"...and it's time to go to the hospital. Time to go."
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"No. That's right."
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"Let's do this. Let's give it a shot."
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"No, it's better. JIM: Here we go."
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"They're not that bad still. Let's go to the hospital."
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"Pam. No, it's passing, it's fine."
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"Pam, it's time. Let's go to the hospital. Let's go, Pam."
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"It's okay. Michael says we should go now."
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"Yeah, I think we should head out. PAM: It's fine."
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"Pam. You know what? It passed. It's good."
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"Absolutely fine. Come on. Let's go. We gotta go."
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"Babe, I'm not going. We need to go."
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"It's fine. Hey, come on. We really gotta go."
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"No. I'm not going! I am not going, okay?"
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"All right."
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"Hey. Hey. Hey."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"If anyone can do this, you can do this."
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"I'm real scared. I'm scared, too."
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"But the best news is,"
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"we're gonna have a baby today."
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"Yeah."
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"We're gonna have a baby."
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"Let's do that."
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"Two minutes. Oh, God."
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"Oh, no. I thought I told you..."
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"PAM: Jim, we waited too long. I know."
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"We waited too long. Two minutes doesn't do us any good."
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"What happened to four and three? MICHAEL: We're okay, Jim."
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"I don't want to have my baby here."
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"A baby. Yes."
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"I got it! I got it! Everybody, it's go time!"
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"Action station! Stanley, man the phones!"
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"Meredith, please grab a bottle of water."
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"DWIGHT: No, no, no."
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"Ambulances are emergencies only."
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"You call the ambulance, I call the cops."
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"I will drive you. Check. Got it."
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"All right, I have my wallet. MICHAEL: Yes."
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"JIM: Keys. I need my keys! Where's my go bag?"
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"You are telling me now that there is nothing in it! Okay, great."
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"Should I bring a dictionary to the hospital?"
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"The hospital will provide dictionaries."
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"Bring the thesaurus."
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"Did anyone check how dilated she is?"
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"This is ridiculous. Dwight, get away."
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"No, no, no, Dwight, let Jim do that, please. Okay?"
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"I didn't know we had a tape measure."
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"Found them. They're here. Here we go. Here we go."
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"MICHAEL: Here we go! PHYLLIS: Good luck!"
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"ANDY: Good luck, Pam. KEVIN: Bye, Pam."
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"(CLAPPING) CREED: Have fun!"
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"(SIGHING) Hey, it's 5:00."
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"MICHAEL: Come on, Stanley. Okay."
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"We're going now. No. One more."
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"MICHAEL: All right."
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"(TIRES SCREECHING) (MICHAEL EXCLAIMS)"
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"Michael! What?"
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"By the bushes? Okay, Michael, focus!"
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"All right, here we go. You're doing great."
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"Okay, just breathe."
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"(PAM GROANING) She'll be here soon."
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"She? You found out?"
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"Come on, guys. I wanted to be surprised."
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"Michael! Yeah?"
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"Stop texting. Put your phone away! Michael, come on!"
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"I'm texting about you, okay?"
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"PAM: Come on!"
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"(DWIGHT GROANS)"
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"All right."
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"(POLICE SIREN SOUNDING)"
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"What? POLICE OFFICER: Pull over."
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"You're kidding me!"
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"Pull over."
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"You're not allowed to impersonate a police officer."
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"Don't make this difficult, Dwight."
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"Wait! Wait, my iPod's not in here. Okay."
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"Okay, I know, but my iPod is in the go bag."
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"We'll be fine. Jim, I don't want the first thing"
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"Let's go by the house and get it."
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"It's only 20 minutes past the hospital."
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