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Clips from The Office - Manager and Salesman (S06E06)

"Pam, no. Are you nuts? We're going to the hospital now."
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"Guys, guys, stop fighting. Come on."
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"Come on. Do you want your kid to come out a lawyer?"
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"Okay, you know what? I am all over this. Here we go. Ready?"
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Hello, Dwight."
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"Pam left her iPod at her house. I want you to swing by,"
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"pick it up and bring it to the hospital. We need it yesterday."
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"Then why didn't you ask me to do it yesterday?"
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"I kept IM-ing you how bored I was."
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"Okay. Dwight!"
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"Go to my house, get my iPod. I think it's on the kitchen table."
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"Do not touch anything else."
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"The key is under... I don't need a key."
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"No, don't. Don't. Don't tell me."
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"(JABBERING)"
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"Dwight, just listen. It's underneath..."
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"Yeah."
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"Do you have everything, guys?"
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"Okay. All right."
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"You can't park here."
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"(MICHAEL GRUNTS)"
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"I just did."
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"Oh, it's just horrific."
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"I cooked my way through Julia Child's cookbook,"
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"Hmm."
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"I think it should be a surprise."
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"I am a licensed Class C driver in the state of Pennsylvania."
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"Michael, you shouldn't have done that."
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"(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) Yuck! TMI. How was it?"
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"Everything's fine. We have plenty of time."
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"and you'll be up all night from the rock music."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"Did you hear that? Buttmud Brooks."
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"(EXHALES DEEPLY)"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"MICHAEL: Um, I'm sort of a master of distraction."
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"All right. That's a good one."
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"No, no. I don't think anybody wants to see that."
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"No, actually, music would just throw me off."
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"Uh, the jockey was Johnny Loftus, sired by Star Shoot."
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"What is this?"
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"Okay, the opposite of that."
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"Stick spicy food up her butt."
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"Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope."
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"Irrelevant question."
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"Section 5A. "Child shall be male.""
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"Hey. Uh-uh. I cannot control that."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Hey, did you change?"
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"What is October Feast?"
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"Hollywood."
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"Mmm."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"A really awesome baby."
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"Okay, Pamela, you know what time it is?"
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"You know... You're not going to."
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"Yes you are, and you know what you're gonna have?"
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"All right, we're driving ourselves, actually. MICHAEL: No, Jim."
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"Here we go. Here we go. On our way."
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"STANLEY: Hold it."
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"Can I... No, no, no, no! Out, out, out! Idiot!"
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"This is where I saw that deer last week."
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"(CHUCKLES) Thank you very much. I'm excited... Oh."
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"Getting there, huh?"
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"Yes! Can anyone do those?"
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"That wasn't even the worst of them. I'm fine. JIM: Hey, come on."
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"We're going to the hospital and we're gonna have a baby."
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"the baby hears to be the 8 Mile soundtrack."
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"Where? Right over by that fence."
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"(CHUCKLES) Okay, Jim. Yeah."
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"Absolutely not."
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"Okay, so what do you want to do? I don't know."
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"it is important that we bang out a parenting contract."
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"KEVIN: Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times,"
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"Okay, go, go, go! Guys, come on!"
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"Dwight, what is the traffic like?"
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"Ah!"
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"It isn't midnight yet."
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"Affirmed, Seattle Slew, Secretariat, Citation,"
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"And... I know this."
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"That sounds good. Do you need some music or..."
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"how very rarely I use that word. I know."
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"hereafter referred to as Morpheus."
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"Everything is fine."
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"You know what? It's getting really crowded in here."
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""We" don't."
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"DWIGHT: I love escorting people."
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"You can't do that. You cannot exploit your baby for sales."
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"and now I'm halfway through The Twilight Cookbook."
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"No, no. I still have time."
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"Mmm. That logic's airtight, but unfortunately it wasn't conceived here."
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"Actually, I put diesel in this time. Tried to save some money."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Otherwise the baby's gonna become a teenager in there,"
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"until I was about six or so, when my parents changed their minds."
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"My brother was born"
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"and my parents felt he better exemplified the Walter Junior name,"
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"is to take Pam's mind off of what's going on inside of her body."
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"I will allow that."
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"(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)"
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"Okay. I need complete silence, okay?"
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"Ltem one. Child will be breastfed by the mother"
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"and I'm thinking we just do the opposite of those things"
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"We're already doing the opposite of that."
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"You can't put that in here. Yes, you can."
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"'cause I know if I do, you'll try to drive me to the hospital."
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"How are we doing on contractions? Two minutes apart."
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"There's nothing in it."
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"Dwight Schrute."
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"Okay, Dwight, but if you do need a key, just listen, it's under the..."
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"Okay. You all right?"
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