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Clips from Veep - First Response (S02E02)

"- White water rafting. - Italy."
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"- Disneyland. - Which is it?"
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"No, honey, we didn't ever go to Disneyland."
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"Oh, no, you didn't take me. Rosa took me with her family."
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"- housekeeper. - Housekeeper, that's right."
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"Yeah, she was like a--"
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"- We did go to India. - Mmm."
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"I don't know why you didn't give me this earlier."
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"I didn't want to give it to you before your interview."
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"- God, you don't want any water? - No, I've gotten good at it."
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"Instead I'm sitting there stuffing my face with chicken."
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"Great stuff in there, guys. Good stuff. Thumbs up."
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"Andrew looks great on camera."
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"- Get off my stairs, Jonah. - Oh, yes, ma'am."
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"- Ma'am. - What?"
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"I need to give you some straight talk right now, okay?"
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"- Yeah? - ...have come true."
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"- Say it. - I want to own it."
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"Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna do something big."
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"And you're gonna do it in the next five minutes."
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"How about this? How about I lift up my dress,"
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"give everyone a big fat shot of my cooch?"
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"- Jesus Christ. - Everything okay up there?"
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"- You need more pep talk? - No, let's do it."
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"Use the Force, ma'am."
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"Big and bold. What do you mean?"
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"I have no choice but to be the fucking curveball."
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"- Ahem. - Fantastic. Okay."
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"Let's roll cameras. Sound."
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"So, what a lovely afternoon"
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"How about that? Yeah."
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"And, Catherine, would you vote"
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"for your parents to get back together again?"
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"No, no, no. This way, I get a Christmas"
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"and a birthday present off of each of them."
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"how you approach relationships?"
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"Not terribly much. I'm in a very different phase of my life."
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"You know, my boyfriend and I are very young"
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"and not really talking about marriage."
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"And this would be Rahim?"
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"Yes."
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"That is an interesting name."
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"- Is that Indian? - It's Iranian."
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"- Iranian? - It's second generation American Persian."
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"Calling Tel Aviv now."
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"And has he been welcomed into your home?"
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"Only because it's just-- it's a casual thing"
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"and it's actually ended."
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"Really? I'm sorry to hear that, honey."
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"That's okay."
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"Speaking of relationships--"
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"Yeah, um, it's--"
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"um, in a word--"
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"that I have overplayed my hand."
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"Well, I think it's safe to say"
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"that Andrew overreached"
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"I suppose that the vice president"
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"would also agree that"
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"when she said she was in the loop"
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"over national security,"
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"that also may have been an bit of an exaggeration."
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"I'm actually not sure that those two situations are comparable."
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"I believe that they are."
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"And insomuch as you refuse to comment"
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"until the investigation is complete,"
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"I, too, would like to refrain"
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"until I find out just exactly what it is"
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"You do understand that sounds like you're playing for time"
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"and actually are hiding something?"
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"- No, no. - Yeah, yeah."
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"There was a miscommunication for which I want to apologize"
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"on behalf of the administration."
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"You know, the intention was never to mislead"
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"But I am saying that I had full knowledge"
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"of the spy's status."
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"- But she didn't. - I know."
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"Mm-hmm. I have taken on a role now,"
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"an important role in national security"
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"Now, sometimes you have to act."
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"Because in politics,"
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"are only as good"
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"as your ears."
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"Okay, that's our segment, guys."
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"Madam Vice President, that was an amazing interview."
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"Well, thank you very much."
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"You're gonna take the spotlight back"
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"- We'll see. - Best of luck, Andrew."
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"- Congratulations. - Honestly, that was--"
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"I know you didn't want me to do that."
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"You know what? I'm sorry you had to dump him on the air."
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"Notes about the interview. Just want to help you keep an eye out for those."
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"- A fucking mint. - Do you want a mint?"
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"- I'll get you a mint. - No, I don't mean it."
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"- No one does, Jonah. - No one needs you, Jonah."
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"- Did Andrew leave? - He's gone."
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"- He just left a jacket. - Oh, your jacket is up here."
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"- Ma'am, do you need-- - No, it's fine."
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"I know where his stuff is."
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"it's like a victory fuck?"
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"He better come down."
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"Is he coming back down? Do we need to wait for him?"
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"Okay."
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"- Where are my parents? - Um..."
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"Did my dad leave?"
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"- They're having a talk upstairs. - A talk upstairs?"
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"- They might be getting you something. - Oh, Jesus Christ."
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"Thank you so much for setting this interview up, Dan."
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"- We're doing her a favor. - She's a dud."
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"It didn't offend half of Europe."
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"where we sort of debate current issues through movement."
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"Oh, my God. This is a problem."
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"Put the blanket over it, or is that too FDR?"
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"'Cause I feel like I fell into a well or something"
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"Just confirmed-- a leaked e-mail."
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"I thought you were doing it over there."
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"Did I?"
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"If only, right?"
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"on how he endangered the lives of those young students."
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"- Sure. - No sound."
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"- We'll put her voice over-- - We'll lay that in later."
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