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Clips from Veep - First Response (S02E02)

"- Is this house haunted? - Oh, God, I don't know."
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"Sadly, I don't have a lot of time to read fiction."
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"- Okay. - Yes?"
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"and peer through a fucking newspaper. What the fuck are you doing?"
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"It's fucking Andrew, yeah."
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"He's political poison. He's political--"
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"I'm guessing that that was meant as some sort of a joke."
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"- I look forward to it. - I do, too."
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"- You look wonderful. - Stop it."
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"- Wait, where's he going? - To get my stuff."
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"In my bedroom."
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"That's great. Oh, here he comes!"
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"like in some sort of Dr. Seuss book or something."
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"Yeah, well, I mean, you know, schedules permitting and stuff"
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"I give great talking head."
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"Are we hungry?"
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"This is maddening."
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"What's on the menu?"
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"- No, you're not. - That's all the carrots we're gonna use."
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"Okay, babe, here you go."
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"I just need to reiterate with you."
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"Right? Over that railing?"
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"You think that this is easy, what I do?"
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"- You want to own this interview? - Yeah."
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"I don't even know what that means."
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"Catherine, how does all this affect"
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"and the implication that you offered access to the vice president."
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"Perhaps it's possible"
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"The CIA operative."
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"And my ears are my livelihood."
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"I'm just gonna head back if anybody needs me-- West Wing."
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"Can you see if he's still out there?"
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"They're having-- they're having a talk."
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"- He's talking to me. - Okay."
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"- No, yes, the building, ma'am. - Yes."
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"That is so true. I mean, she's kind of a lightweight now."
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"- Okay. - The song that offended half of Europe?"
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"Well, I took my ex down to the river"
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"Hmm, have you seen television news before?"
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"No, no, no. I know this kitchen like the back of my hand."
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"Why the fuck-- why are you still talking to me, huh?"
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"- Did he just hear that? - Nope."
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"the American people, but that was its effect."
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"- Get out of here. - How are you doing?"
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"All right, I'm just-- God damn it."
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"I think that question is for me."
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"he does a lot of..."
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"- Dad. - Hi. How are you?"
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"- We got it. - We're good."
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"- or sometimes better solo. - That's interesting."
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"What's your favorite meal that you can't wait to have?"
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"I spewed out so much bullshit, I'm gonna need a mint."
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"Okay, okay. But has she been impressive at all today?"
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"You spent a lot of time with your housekeeper?"
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"that was something else, Mom."
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"The resolution took less time than you anticipated."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm convenient."
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"Okay, listen, you need to calm down."
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"Look, I tried to wake her up, okay?"
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"That's good."
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"You know, you cross me on this"
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"Who's Rosa?"
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"This is a bell."
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"How about it? Right?"
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"Anyway, have you met my daughter?"
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"It's like living in a doll's jail."
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"Okay, here, let's tuck this under. Put your hands like this."
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"Yeah, just want to..."
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"When Selina told me who was gonna be interviewing me,"
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"- Congratulations, Madam Vice President. - Thank you."
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"and watch you all prepare this meal."
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"Oh, that's not it."
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"you know where it is, and then all of a sudden you can't find it?"
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"a local organic butcher."
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"if she doesn't know that you're a vegetarian on TV."
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"- do you, Catherine? - No."
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"But, no, then he did dangle that one from a great height."
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"Favorite family vacation?"
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"Look at this. I was supposed to be stressing my successes."
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"I have gotten to spend with the Second Family."
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"and just said something silly. Yeah."
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"- Shit. - And for that, I really am truly sorry."
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"and I take great pride in that responsibility."
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"We did it. We did it. You did it."
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