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Clips from Veep - First Response (S02E02)

"- Wow. What? What are you doing? - I'm hitting you."
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"Guys, we're prepping for a puff piece, not for a roast."
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"She's wearing a navy jacket."
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"It's conservative and desperate at the same time."
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"What? Look at what I'm wearing."
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"Do we know what she's wearing yet? Can we find out?"
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"We are gonna go in there in just a moment."
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"- They're expecting a puff piece. - Right."
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"There's the bluff puff which we're gonna start out with."
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"You're her friend. You went to high school together."
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"Nobody does rough puff like you."
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"Rrr. Give me that rough puff."
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"- All right, Puff Daddy. - Ooh."
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"What is this one doing?"
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"- Oh, Catherine. - Miss Ryland."
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"It is such an honor to meet you."
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"It's a pleasure to meet you."
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"- I'm such a fan of yours. - Thank you."
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"I actually am hoping to study broadcast journalism."
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"Right now I'm studying film studies and postmodern dance."
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"How wonderful. We'll have to talk about that"
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"- when the cameras are rolling. - I would love that."
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"I'm taking this really cool class"
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"- Look at this. - For the poof, you mean?"
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"Put your hands in your pockets."
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"Looks like I'm masturbating if I got my hands in my pockets."
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"Can you guys please kneel down?"
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"and it's hurting my neck."
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"Okay, they're gonna bring up the rafting trip."
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"and I tried to smash his head in with a rock and then drown--"
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"- This is Cody Marshall. - Cody Marshall."
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"- He's the producer for "First Response." - Hi, Cody Marshall."
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"I'm sorry, am I interrupting a team prayer meeting?"
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"We're just doing a height thing."
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"- It was nothing. - Okay. Good luck, everyone."
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"Thank you so much. Very kind. Thank you."
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"like she vomited flowers all over herself."
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"- Yes! All right, we're in business. - What?"
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"- He actually brags about it. - I know."
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"- It's almost too painful. - Brags about access."
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"Just drag her in with the kindness,"
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"then turn great white and start taking chunks out of her."
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"She's not much of a meal."
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"- Oh, is it Greg? - Gary."
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"Gary, we're all set up, so if you can..."
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"- Madam Vice President. - Janet Ryland."
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"Gosh, I think the last time that we saw each other was at the..."
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"- The Correspondents' Dinner. - The Correspondents' Dinner."
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"That's right. I think you've grown since then."
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"No, it's me. I've got heels on."
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"Well, anyway, I'm so happy you're here."
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"So you found the joint okay."
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"- Is that so? - Mm-hmm."
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"Well, we'll start, I think, just with a little walk around the room."
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"So we'll get that poor thing away."
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"So you did get my final e-mail on topics?"
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"- No, but my spam filter did. - Seriously, did you get it?"
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"Yeah, we're all set. Let's make some history here, folks."
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"Okay, roll cameras."
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"Thank you so much for inviting us"
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"into your home today, Madam Vice President."
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"Oh, well, it's certainly my pleasure."
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"I thought it might be fun to talk about what's original"
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"We're talking about the building, right?"
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"- Because I'm original. - You certainly are."
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"The building itself is Queen Anne style."
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"Many of the objay-ects-- objects"
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"are from the good old boys in the Navy, as a matter of fact."
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"- Really? - Jolly Jack Tars."
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"For instance, this-- this spyglass here, or telescope--"
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"To see spies."
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"would you care to comment on the CIA operative"
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"rescued with the students in Uzbekistan?"
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"Well, I really-- I wouldn't know what to say"
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"because at this point"
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"the investigation is pending."
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"Now this here"
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"is a stunning sort of navigational device."
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"I just thought you might want to comment"
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"But it would be wrong and unethical"
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"Can we get some shots of just you and Janet walking in the hallway?"
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"We're gonna just do some establishing shots."
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"- Yeah, okay. - And action."
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"Yeah, I thought we said that the spy thing"
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"was completely off-limits, you know?"
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"I'm sorry, it seemed to me--"
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"It just seemed to me that you were wanting me to bring it up."
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"No, that wasn't the case at all."
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"I understand why you're tense."
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"No, I'm not tense, Janet."
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"I'm not even remotely tense."
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"Just trying to get this done right."
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"- Mm-hmm. - This is some old shit"
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"I hate this house, to tell you the truth."
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"- Cynthia, could I get clips? - Okay, let's settle."
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"- Clear the background, please. - Gives you a nicer line."
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"- Oh, really? - You don't need clips. Your shape is great."
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"- But what about this? - Oh, my God."
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"- But that looks like I have a stomachache. - Thank you so much."
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"Okay, let's roll cameras."
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"Everybody settle in here. Thank you, Glen."
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"- Sound? - Sound speeding."
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"You know what? I'm feeling a little bit dark."
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"Gary, can we get that light back?"
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"Can we get a couple of lights for the vice president?"
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"Yeah, let me just pull that out of my ass."
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"It's DC. You can find someone willing to open their ass on a Sunday."
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"Great, good luck. Sound is speeding."
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"Everyone is set and settled. They look great."
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"And rolling."
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"Have you read Randall Howard's"
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""Hearts of Power: DC's Most Influential Couples"?"
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"Now, during the election,"
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"there were reports of screaming matches"
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"with you and your ex-husband Andrew"
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"and suggestions that the smiles and shows of affection"
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"were all faked for the camera."
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"Was your friendship all for show?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"Now, Andrew was on the campaign trail with me,"
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