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Clips from Veep - First Response (S02E02)

"really, because he shared, and still does share,"
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"my vision for America."
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"And, really, she can move on from Andrew."
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"I mean, she can push as much as she likes,"
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"but you're just gonna get the same answer, so..."
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"No, I am hoping to get the box set for Christmas, though."
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"- That's what it feels like. - Uh-huh."
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"What? Excuse me."
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"- Why? Why are you calling me? - Come here."
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"Jesus, you might as well cut out eyeholes"
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"There's an e-mail from Andrew to a lobbyist."
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"He's claiming super access to Selina."
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"- He's bragging about it. - This?"
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"- Madam Vice President. - Yes? Yes?"
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"Does your ex-husband Andrew have any political aspirations?"
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"You don't think she's gonna notice we're whispering in her ear?"
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"Then she gets on and she tells this dildo to look it up."
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"- And then we have a fucking story. - What's going on?"
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"Andrew's fucking us again."
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"He's screwed us in all known dimensions."
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"- What's new? - Another scandal."
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"Yeah, but this is fucking bad shit."
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"- Hi, Andrew. - Andrew."
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"He's been in commercial real estate his entire life."
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"So there's no reason there would be-- should be a crossover?"
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"Well, I certainly couldn't, you know,"
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"answer that question for him."
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"Would it surprise you to learn that only moments ago"
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"a blog has reported that your ex-husband"
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"promised a lobbyist favorable access to your office?"
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"Um..."
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"It does exist in an actual e-mail"
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"- from your ex-husband. - Oh, I see. Okay."
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""Hi, Jim. Remember, I have the vice president's ear"
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"and I can get all kinds of access to her.""
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"at the bottom there."
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"You know, Andrew Meyer has no influence whatsoever"
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"over my decision-making."
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"It's hard to believe because you've just painted a picture"
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"of your relationship being very close, extremely close."
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"We're not telepathically linked."
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"- Let's take a - Oh! Let's take a-God!"
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"Yeah, yeah, I'm good."
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"Sorry, could I just adjust your radio mike?"
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"Ow! Whoa! Okay, my ears are my livelihood."
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"- You don't need to-- - Okay, I bet."
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"I know that you want to kill somebody right now..."
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"- Yeah. - ...but unfortunately it can't be anyone in the building."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"you couldn't keep me away."
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"- Talk to you a little later on. - Wonderful."
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"But let's take you now and get you all changed"
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"and fixed up."
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"When we were married, he took longer in the bathroom than I did."
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"- That's not true. Why would you say that? - Just get in here."
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"Listen to me. What were you thinking?"
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"Once again, Andrew, you have totally"
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"lived down to my expectations."
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"When I invited you here to the residence"
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"to fuck me, I didn't mean this."
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"Aren't we using each other?"
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"How easy is it for the Vice President of the United States"
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"of America to get some casual sex, hmm?"
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"and I choose now not to fuck you anymore."
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"Time will tell."
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"I've got to change."
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"Yeah, you look awful."
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"Ahem, he's gonna go just change."
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"Oh, no. Uh-uh."
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"Oh, Andrew's been veep-fucking? You knew about this?"
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"Okay, this is a category five shit storm."
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"She's over. She's done. I'm gone."
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"Um, I'm wondering if we can get just a shot"
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"of Andrew's entrance just for establishing."
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"So you guys meet here, kiss, kiss, hi, hi."
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"It's a family getting together."
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"No, no, I understand what an entrance is"
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"No, no, no, wait, wait, wait."
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"No, no, you're not gonna get this."
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"We don't have a front door in our attic"
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"Sometimes filming these off-guarded moments, things get a little tense."
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"Well, no, it's not tense at all."
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"We're having a great time and I'm thrilled you guys are here,"
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"but let's just do it the right way."
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"How are you? Nice to see you. Excuse me."
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"- How are you? - Nice to see you."
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"- How often does this happen? - Oh, gosh."
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"Once a week we get together for a gab and a gobble."
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"to my vice presidential office."
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"through the night to avoid this shutdown."
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"And of course it wasn't-- it wasn't avoided, sadly."
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"Do you think you could have worked a little harder on that?"
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"Well, we are working harder."
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"- It's frustrating, of course. - Sure."
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"Knock, knock, J Rock is in the--"
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - We're in the middle of filming."
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"- Oh, my goodness, Jonah. - J Dog. J Dog."
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"- Hey, Jonah. - Great to see you again."
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"God, you've grown up, huh?"
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"- I had a great time at your birthday party. - That's great."
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"Great to see you. Hey, how's it hanging?"
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"Jonah is our-- dear Jonah is our White House liaison."
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"And he's one of the more colorful characters in the West Wing."
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"I'll say. That was quite an entrance."
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"Oh, thank you. I try to make a mark."
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"I just want to say I'm a huge fan, by the way."
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"- I love your work genuinely. - Thank you."
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"And, actually, I'm gonna give you my card"
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""inside the West Wing" kind of stuff."
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"I do occasional media appearances."
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"Jonah, to what may we owe this pleasure?"
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"Oh, I just got off the phone with the White House"
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"that the shutdown is over."
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"- Is that true? - Isn't that great?"
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"Yeah, the Speaker, Senate Majority Leader,"
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"and POTUS, they thrashed out a deal"
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"- and we switched America back on. - Uh-huh, yes."
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"Well, it took all the time leading up to this time."
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"So you were expecting a solution today?"
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"Yes, I was, yes."
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