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Clips from South Park - My Future Self n' Me (S06E06)

"Carlos! Carlos, no!"
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"We want a textured effect on the nut n' corn crunch poop!"
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"Gently, see? Marrdo."
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"- Marrrdo, spectacularrr. - Si."
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"Ah, Butters! Like what you're seeing so far?"
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"Yeah, well, 300 gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters."
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"But I think it's coming together real nice."
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"Look, Eric, I been thinking,"
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"Pepete! Pepete, no!"
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"- so I ended up-- - Oh, Stan!"
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"Hide and go seek, huh?"
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"and play with yourself."
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"Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we better assume he is"
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"and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh?"
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"Stanley, you don't need to do that!"
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"Uh, nothing, go ahead."
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"Aaagh!"
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"Aaaagh!"
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"Why, his hand did disappear! He is you from the future!"
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"Oh, Jesus Christ, help me!"
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"That's weird, because I didn't really cut off my hand."
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"Uh, look, it was fake in the future too!"
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"Looks like you better really watch out for marijuana,"
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"Ooh, uh, that's a different company."
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"Oh, someone's here, we better run out the back."
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"- Butters! - Oh, Stan!"
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"Butters, we- oh God, it smells in here."
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"Butters, we're running away."
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"We are?"
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"and they're never gonna change."
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"Oh my God, our house!"
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"Oh jeez, I'm gonna get it now."
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"Well, not really, sir, I just thought--"
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"Wait a minute, Chris, don't you see?"
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"Wh- I-"
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"My God, you're right, Linda."
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"This is what we get for deceiving our son."
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"Huh?!"
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"Butters, listen, the whole future self thing,"
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"well, it was a dirty fib."
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"We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs"
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"that we used a big scare tactic instead of telling you the truth."
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"We thought the ends justified the means,"
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"but they don't. They just don't, son!"
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"We're sorry, baby!"
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"Stan! Stan!"
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"Oh, okay, you might be wondering why Butters has a future self too."
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"Yes, well, you see, son,"
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"the time matrix pulled in more people from--"
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"Oh, stop it, you guys!"
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"Oh..."
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"Well, son, we've just been trying to make sure"
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"but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true!"
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"that you should be learning some new skill"
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"that you aren't good at anything."
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"I really, really wish you just would've told me that"
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"from the beginning."
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"He's right. If we use lies and exaggerations"
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"to keep kids off drugs,"
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"Motivationcorp!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"You really did a nice job, Eric."
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"Thank you."
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"I thought the "hangover black" went really nice in the lobby."
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"Well, here, Eric,"
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"I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present."
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"Thanks!"
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"But you know, all this talk about future selves"
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"Atta boy, Eric, you made the right choice!"
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"and you become C.E.O. of your own time travel company!"
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"Now I'll really work to be successful!"
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"Go have sex with yourself, asshole! I'm not that stupid!"
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"eating what I want and doing drugs when I want!"
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"Whatevah, I do what I want!"
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"Throw it away, Clyde."
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"None of us have ever had any drugs before."
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"Me and my girlfriend took it,"
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"Touching it won't hurt you."
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"It's just a show!"
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"Who the fuck is it, Mom and Dad?"
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"Mom, your maiden name is Kimble"
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"in an alley behind the crack house."
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"I had shot up a little heroin,"
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"and then this electrical storm started."
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"That'd be killer. Where can I crash?"
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"- # Sometimes we disagree # - Quit it."
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"and is caught in a time matrix."
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"Hey, what happens to me in the future?"
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"I hate having my future self around too!"
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"ever since my future self moved in. I hate him."
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"The "T" stands for "Terrific"."
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"See, here he is, future Butters."
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"got caught in a "matrix-anx" time plane?"
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"Come on, Butters!"
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"Oh! Well, you're good at adventurin', huh, Stan?"
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"Yes, and he knows all your family history"
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"Just follow these simple scripts when your actor arrives."
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"and can shed some light on the subject."
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"Butters, don't you get it?!"
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"But that's like they're lying."
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"- What? - Follow me back home, Stan."
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"Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that."
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"You're gay?"
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"So you don't want to make your parents suffer"
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"Look, I don't know what your parents did to you,"
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"with state-of-the-art computers, charts and technology."
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"Your son seems to be responding?"
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"Well you know what us ultra-liberals say."
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""When it comes to children and drugs, lies are okay.""
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"So it is with everything here at Motivationcorp."
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"It's not necessarily true, but the ends justify the means."
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"Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches."
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"Well, you know what we could do, Butters,"
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"and then maybe a classic brown or even "nut n' corn crunch""
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"and they need to meet me right away, back at my office."
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"That's not neat-o, that sucks!"
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"Uh..."
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"Just forget it, Cartman, you don't know what you're doing!"
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"Don't worry, Butters, you're gonna be 100% satisfied."
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