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Clips from South Park - My Future Self n' Me (S06E06)

"Uh, Stan, don't you think you're upsetting"
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"is by being direct with them, to be honest with them."
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"I think this whole future self thing is a lie,"
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"It's like, I just feel he's our son, you know?"
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"Que? La caca no esta aqul?"
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"Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs"
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"Don't be silly, Stan,"
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"Here I go, I'm gonna do it."
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"I've been told a lot of things about pot,"
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"Well, Stan, the truth is"
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"has made me think maybe I should take better care of myself."
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"You stop eating junk food, you start studying harder,"
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"Stan, whatever has happened, we're going to help you."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"Alright, where's that son of a bitch's wallet?"
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"They need to see consequences from their actions"
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"I know all about Motivationcorp!"
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"All I've been trying to get you guys to do"
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"So I don't know what to believe!"
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"But Cartman, wait!"
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"Get the fuck outta here."
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"Nobody wants to touch it."
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"Oh dude, how's it going, man?"
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"Stan!"
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"The ends justify the means."
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"That sounds good!"
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"Yes?"
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"every night before I go to sleep?"
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"Okay, okay, fine."
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"No come la taco en la trabajar!"
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"Just go away before we call the police."
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"- Yeah? - And while they're gone,"
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"It was fake."
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"And after my parents get angry,"
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"Here it is."
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"And then we can make our wieners bigger"
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"I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off."
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"or that one pill of ecstasy is gonna kill them."
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"Well, Butters, I hope you like the work."
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"Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself."
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"I'm me from the past?"
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"Extreme enough for you? How's Wednesday?"
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"Okay, very nice, very nice."
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"I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you,"
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"Ooh, are we off on an adventure?!"
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"But I also think that "classic brown" would go nicely with your house."
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"Okay, let me see here."
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"# So much alike and yet so different #"
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"and went to prison for eight years where I was sodomized!"
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"Have you seen the poop swatches?"
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"Get it?!"
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"I know what you mean."
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"Help me find the perfect place to run away to!"
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"Dude, that's not extreme enough!"
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"I just have to go to their office"
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"Well there's only one person I can blame."
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"# Here we are face to face #"
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"Boy, it sure is stinky in here."
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"Well, we both got the same teacher for homeroom, too."
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"Oh, look at this, Stan."
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"then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them."
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"Future Butters, it's time to take your liver medicine."
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"Right!"
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"Oh, and that's when you fake the electrical storm as well?"
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"Huh? No, I'm Professor Chaos."
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"and have a lady massage 'em."
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"I'm not gonna touch it. You throw it away."
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"if you have pot, you can become a terrorist?"
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"And, he's worked up quite a future for your son!"
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"Well, now you won't have to."
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"and then it ran away."
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"I knew Mom had actually let it out."
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"bringer of destruction and disorder!"
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"How about this... Winter Park?"
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"$18,000."
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"as long as it gets people to stop smoking."
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"I think he's pretty scared all right."
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"Poop swatches?"
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"Personally, I like the "baby green"."
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"telling them I'm the counselor from the school."
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"Alright now, Stan,"
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"It looks kinda nice."
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"La caca de moreno alta, si?"
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"and you both found that squirrel I'd been keeping in the closet,"
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"But I have to know for sure."
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"Spackle gently. La marrdo."
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"or discovering some new science or being creative."
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"You must know what I'm talking about?"
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"Oh Jesus, it smells, ohh!"
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"but then I came down and I was still here!"
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"Your parents will drive all the way out to the school"
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"I want them to see what they did was wrong."
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"Mom, Dad..."
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"you don't wanna go through life without one of your hands."
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"No, actually, I have a way to be sure."
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"I think this is all an elaborate hoax."
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"marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people."
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"I can still remember when I was five"
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"I thought I was just tripping,"
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"I have no idea, man, I was just about to go to sleep"
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"Wait, Stan becomes this douche bag?"
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"downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol."
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"I said I know how you feel."
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""Call the Parental Revenge Center of Western America"
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"Dude, I didn't know there was such a thing!"
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"Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center"
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"Hey, I wanna get revenge on my douche bag parents too!"
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"Fine, then you can come with me."
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"So everything is working out with your future actor?"
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"that all marijuana supports terrorism,"
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"and your revenge needs to reflect that."
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"we're gonna smear all their walls with poop."
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"Well, this is nice. How about this?"
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"Dude!"
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"I think I'm gonna crap my pants."
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"Right, that's mother's intuition. You can't argue with that."
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"Hey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek?"
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"I don't believe that he's my future self."
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"huh, Stan?"
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