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Clips from South Park - My Future Self n' Me (S06E06)

"What's going on?"
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"Some high-schoolers left a marijuana cigarette behind."
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"What if the residue gets on our hands"
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"and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say?"
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"And the commercial where two kids have pot"
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"You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations."
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"Thank you, thank you. What a terrific audience."
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"Then you throw it away, smartass."
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"Fine, I will."
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"You kids, fuck, don't fuck around with your fucking mom!"
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"Stan, what'd I tell you about watching "the Osbournes"?"
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"Oh goodie, now we can watch the news."
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"a crazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago."
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"and ran naked through the city streets,"
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"Oh my God, it's the past!""
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"It's me, Mom, your son, Stan!"
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"Who is it, Sharon?"
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"You're a geologist and you don't like chicken."
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"and you have a scar on your left knee"
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"I don't know."
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"and you let me keep it for another week,"
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"But that's what you told me,"
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"Unless... he is our son from the future."
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"Oh dude, it's so bizarre!"
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"# One of us messy the other one clean #"
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"# Nnnnn' me #"
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"Whoa! Kyle and Cartman!"
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"He came during the electrical storm last night,"
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"Wow, that's pretty cool."
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"That is so awesome!"
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"You guys stayed away from drugs so you were okay."
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"I just lost touch with you after I was sent to juvie hall in 2006."
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"Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters."
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"Well, sure thing, Stan."
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"I told you, I can't stand my future self!"
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"and I won't have to share my room!"
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"Yeah, it's like everything I do, he--"
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"And that show is so stupid."
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"Dude, how long has your future self been around?"
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"Oh, I guess it's been about four months now."
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"Four months?!"
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"- Where is he now? - Probably watching "Becker"."
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"My name is T. Becker."
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"Ha ha ha!"
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"Yeah, my future self has a bad kidney"
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"from all the drinking he did in high school."
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"I need to learn to behave myself."
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"What are you looking for, huh, Stan?"
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"Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence"
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"You didn't say anything then."
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"Wait, what's this? This expires in 2002."
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"I don't follow."
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"Here it is... Motivationcorp."
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"I don't think we're supposed to go in there, Stan."
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"Maybe we should go adventuring somewhere else."
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"I think you're gonna be very pleased with the results."
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"We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs."
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"and every detail of your house."
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"In the ass!"
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"Ooh-hoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs."
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"Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night..."
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"Yeah, I can't believe it!"
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"They've all been lying to us this whole time!"
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"our parents hired them to make us more motivated!"
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"Ohh..."
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"Why, if Professor Chaos were here, he would make everyone pay!"
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"- Who's that? - You know, Professor Chaos..."
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"We have to teach our parents a lesson."
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"That's fine if you're gay, Butters, I don't care."
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"We have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters!"
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"Mmm... maybe I used a little too much silver."
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"No, we gotta run away somewhere warm."
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""Are you sick of your parents?"
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"and I want to impose swift and horrible revenge upon them?"
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"Well, that's a pretty good deal."
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"11:00 is great, thank you."
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"Oh, Stan, Butters, I didn't know it was you guys."
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"You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?"
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"Come on, Butters, let's go!"
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"I started this business over three months ago,"
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"I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since."
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"Look around you."
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"And I will work hard... for you."
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"Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves."
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"If a parent can't respect their child, then who can they respect, huh?"
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"Yeah!"
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"or else they'll never learn."
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"What my company does is inflicts those consequences"
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"upon the parents in a very real and very direct way."
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"How about just 387 easy payments of 199.95?"
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"It's just a little weird having to keep lying to our boy like this."
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"The truth is there's no hard evidence that secondhand smoke can kill,"
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"Well, that makes sense."
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"I think that when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us."
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"Okay, Butters, let's start with you."
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"I think I found a great way to get revenge on your parents."
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"is wait for your parents to leave the house,"
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"Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters,"
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"Hey, that's neat-o, huh, Stan?"
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"in your parents bedroom."
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"Okay, let's do that then. That'll look nice."
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"Hooray!"
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"for you've I've put together a really nice design."
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"Yeah?"
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"Yeah?"
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"You're gonna smeared Butters' parents' walls with poop?"
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"I thought each revenge was unique and customized."
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"My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson"
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"from having some crap smeared on their walls!"
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"I want them to admit that they lied to me!"
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"No, that's too extreme!"
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"Oh, uh..."
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"your future self a little?"
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"I don't think that guy is from the future."
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"And I think that whoever is doing it doesn't have very much respect for me."
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"Well, you know what I think, Stan?"
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"What?"
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"Oh wait- God dammit, Philippe!"
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"The living room is supposed to be all baby green poop."
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