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Clips from South Park - My Future Self n' Me (S06E06)

"Aqul es verde, senor, es verde!"
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"That's why we spackle with the sponge, see?"
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"Si, marrdo."
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"Ugh, so hard to find good help."
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"my parents sure are gonna be awful sore and I don't..."
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"Yes, well, I've done my job, haven't I?"
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"Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials"
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"I'm going to cut off my hand."
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"If he is my future self, then his hand will disappear."
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"He is your future self!"
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"Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with."
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"Randy!"
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"Oooooh! Oh my God, look!"
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"how do we get the poop off the walls?"
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"Pepete! Carlos! Vamanos!"
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"Oh, Christmas."
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"Yeah, well, 300 gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden."
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"Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong,"
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"What the hell is this?!"
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"Butters!"
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"Do you have an explanation for this?!"
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"This might be our fault."
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"is admit that you lied to me!"
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"And most likely isn't gonna fund terrorists."
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"But, well, son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored."
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"And it's when you're bored"
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"If you smoke pot, you may grow up to find out"
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"Who smeared crap all over our walls?!"
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"I mean, maybe I should think about who I'm gonna become."
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"Ha ha! It's me, Cartman!"
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"You from the future!"
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"I came back to tell you that this is the day you turn it all around!"
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"you stay away from drugs and alcohol"
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"Oh wow, really? That's so awesome!"
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"Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood"
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"No, wait!"
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"Aw, Goddammit!"
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""My Future Self n' Me""
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"We have to throw it away before some kids find it or something."
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"So throw it away."
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"Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says"
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"and the one kid shoots the other."
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"Harmless?"
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"How do you know?"
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"Well, I did ecstasy once."
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"and we stayed up all night having s-s-sex."
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"Where did you have sex with her?"
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"In her v-v-vagina."
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"It's just a stupid plant that makes you dumb."
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"There... see? I touched marijuana."
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"I'm not a terrorist, I didn't shoot anybody"
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"and I don't feel like doing more drugs now."
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"No big deal."
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"Dad, we fucking can't!"
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"Oh, come on, Mom!"
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"It's going to make you retarded!"
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"It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake!"
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"In other news, South Park police are still looking for"
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"The man claimed to be from the future"
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"screaming, "The past! The past!"
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"Which is what one would expect someone from the future to yell."
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"Oh my God, it's the past!"
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"Oh whoa, man, it's you!"
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"Who are you?"
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"- Dad! - Dad?"
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"Look, we don't know you and you don't know us."
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"No way, it's me from the past!"
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"No, I'm you from the future."
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"Oh man, this is so messed up."
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"Okay, we've had enough."
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"Your name's Randy Marsh."
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"from when you slipped at the swimming pool!"
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"Randy, what's going on?"
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"Dude, just let me talk to you for like five minutes."
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"After that, I'll bail."
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"How could he possibly know all that?"
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"But why are you back in this time with us, son?"
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"The next thing I knew I was running around in my own past, man."
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"Oh dude, I should've never touched that marijuana."
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"That's right. We're a family, no matter what time shift."
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"Thanks. Could I get another beer?"
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"You must be exhausted. Why don't you get some sleep?"
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"Well, I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind sharing his room, would you, Stan?"
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"What?! I have to share my room with my future self?"
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"Oh, no!"
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"# My future self n' me #"
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"Stop it."
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"# Gettin' along isn't always easy #"
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"# But in the end, we know we're good for each other #"
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"# Two peas in a pod, Future self n' me #"
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"# Future self n' me #"
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"# Future self n'..."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey."
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"So cool to see you guys!"
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"- Who's this asshole? - This is my future self."
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"He's me when I'm 32."
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"But how does he know our names?"
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"'Cause, R-Tard, he's Stan from the future!"
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"He knows everything Stan knows."
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"Ohhh."
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"Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow,"
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"Ha ha ahaaa! Haa ahaaa haaa!"
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"Shut up, Cartman!"
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"Thank you, God! Oh, praise God!"
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"Juvie hall! Ha hahaha!"
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"Stan's a loser! Stan's a loser!"
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"Goddammit."
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"But how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden?"
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"I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him."
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"Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success."
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"I just can't stand having my future self around all the time."
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"It's driving me crazy!"
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"Maybe if I get smarter I won't become him"
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"Wait a minute, what did you say?"
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"My life has gone completely downhill"
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"All he ever wants to do is watch "Becker"."
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"And you never told anybody you were living with"
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"yourself from the future?!"
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"Nobody asked."
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"Future self, this is my good friend..."
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