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Clips from Family Guy - Brian's a Bad Father (S12E12)

"Sometimes I just want to put this gun in my mouth."
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"Cut! Your line is "That's right, Cameron.""
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"Again with this?"
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"Yesterday, you had Dakota give herself"
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"Hey, seventh grade can be hell."
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"Brian, you're fired."
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"Sorry, Brian, but you're done."
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"Oh, come on! You can't fire a writer in the middle of a show!"
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"That would be like a doctor leaving"
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"Help!"
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"Okay, Josh, this is the shot you've been waiting for."
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"you've been waiting for."
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"Dylan, Dylan, there you are!"
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"Listen, you can't let them fire me!"
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"You're the star of the show!"
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"but you can't keep doing things like that."
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"with the name of the show on them?"
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"I'm starting to think that you've just been"
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"using me to advance your career!"
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"God! You're a terrible father!"
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"Brian, do you know where..."
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"What the hell are you drinking?"
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"I mean, every terrible thing he said about me is true."
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"Well, you're a terrible guy, Bri."
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"I think being a paid writer again just went to my head."
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"I mean, I just... I can't believe I was so selfish."
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"It's-it's like Dylan just held a mirror up to me,"
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"and I could finally see how poorly I'd been treating him."
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"I guess I didn't realize how lucky I was to have Dylan back"
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"in my life until I lost him all over again."
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"I tried to."
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"I mean, I texted him "S-R-Y frowny face.""
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"What-what are we..."
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"Where have you been?"
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"You know what I think, Brian?"
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"and apologize face-to-face."
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"You're right."
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"I'm the worst father ever."
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"I'm even worse than Marvin Gaye's dad."
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"Happy Father's Day, Dad."
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"Marvin, if this another tie, I'm gonna kill you."
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"Oh, hey, is, uh... is Dylan back here?"
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"Well, you know what? I'm sorry, too."
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"For what? For this!"
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"Yeah, you know, you probably would've had a better shot"
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"Well, maybe you can't get in,"
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"Zac Sawyer?"
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"I'm Zac Sawyer. Say "when.""
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"pop, classical, light opera, Italian."
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"classical, tap, jazz."
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"Horse riding. Can I? Yes."
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"13."
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"South American, South African,"
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"British upper class, British Cockney."
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""What, Govnah?" Somebody gonna stop me?"
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"Fencing, nunchucks."
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"Okay, okay. Wow."
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"You're the worst."
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"We now return to The Love Boat with Somali Pirates."
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"Well, okay, but that means"
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"you're in charge of getting Mr. Devlin to admit"
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"that after 30 years,"
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"he still loves Mrs. Devlin very much."
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"That is not the captain's responsibility!"
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"Well, maybe not where you come from,"
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"Now, who is Mr. Devlin?"
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"Try skinny-dipping with her like when you were kids."
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"Hey, Lois, if I was gonna kill myself,"
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"Sideways for attention, long way for results!"
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"Meg is right."
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"Peter, put that knife down."
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"Lois, I don't have any friends!"
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"So I'm gonna kill myself"
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"Then they can't ignore me."
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"I don't know."
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"is Tevin Ashe-Taylor."
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"In this scene, DJ Slopes is thinking"
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"and you're like, "No way.""
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"Got it."
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"Listen, Tevin, I think I just need more time"
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"to focus on my snowboarding"
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"and Web series about energy drinks."
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"It's what your dad would want."
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"He sent me here with a message."
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"It's like you held a mirror up to him"
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"and he could finally see how poorly he'd been treating you."
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"He didn't realize how lucky he was..."
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"...to have you back in his life,"
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"But how do I know he won't just hurt me again?"
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"You know, I don't know where any of that came from,"
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"I'm Zac Sawyer."
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"Where you headed?"
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"Wherever I'm needed."
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"Okay, maybe, you can just take me home then."
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"Where is home?"
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"but I don't know the address!"
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"Okay!"
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"All right, Quagmire, I have given this a lot of thought."
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"so we can be friends again."
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"Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"No, no, I was supposed to offer,"
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"and then you were supposed to say, "No, Peter,"
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""I'm not gonna shoot you,"
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"although I do appreciate the gesture.""
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"I, uh... I passed the test?"
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"No, Peter. I'm gonna shoot you like a dirty animal."
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"Your offer means nothing, Peter."
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"The only thing that means anything to me"
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"is a bullet in your arm. Now give me that!"
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"Look, I was trying to do the decent thing,"
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"It's over. We're all friends again."
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"I'm the one who has to shoot him!"
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"Wait a second. All right, then I get to shoot Joe, all right?"
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"All right, we're good."
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"Dylan?"
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"and Chris told me you'd be here."
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"or-or some other great writer."
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"I-I'd like to try to change that."
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"Peter, I'm so glad you patched things up with your friends."
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"Yes, Peter, we were just talking about it."
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