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Clips from Family Guy - Brian's a Bad Father (S12E12)

"They're gonna take me to the zoo and roll me around."
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"We're all friends again."
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"are so spread out, you know?"
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"I mean, wouldn't it be awesome if-if they were all"
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"Birds! Quail! Pheasant!"
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"Yeah, of course."
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"No, I just want to make sure your safety's on."
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"Safety's on."
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"Now this is a gun without a safety."
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"Lois, why did you buy this?!"
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"Yeah, I-I decided to step away from the whole situation."
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"Hey, Dylan!"
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"I'm doing something."
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"Damn it, Peter, that's it!"
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"TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to Saving Private Ryan,"
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"Zoom zoom."
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"Hey, Joe! Hey, Joe, I'm over here!"
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"Nope? No?"
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Get out!"
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"I know. My dad wrote that one for me."
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"of Diet Coke home last night."
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"I never want to see you again!"
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"I mean, he knows that I'm sorry and that I'm sad."
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"Well, looks like it's just you and me, shadow."
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"Shadow!"
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"They're never gonna let us in."
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"Okay, I'll be in the garage."
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"Okay, Zac, remember, your character's name"
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"We're rolling!"
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"No, man, you got to stay in the detective agency."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"I need to put address in machine."
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"I-I don't know."
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"like you'd see in a movie!"
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"Ah! Son of a bitch!"
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"I'm just trying to settle this nonsense."
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"I went to your house,"
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"Look, Dylan, I-I'm really sorry I hurt you."
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"But if-if you'll give me a chance,"
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"Don't be stupid."
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"How about we do one"
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"Aren't we all on bikes without helmets?"
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"Dad, believe me, I want you to work here with me,"
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"Stewie, I just feel so awful about what happened with Dylan."
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"What are you guys doing up so early?"
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"Well, I certainly wasn't at the Shriners' convention."
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"and get a full page in the yearbook."
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"He said he can't believe he was so selfish."
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"* It seems today that all you see *"
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"I am the captain now."
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"* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *"
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"Hey, Peter, you got your safety on, right?"
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"One thing at a time."
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"But would a "good friend" not return a leaf blower"
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"I ama terrible father."
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"He shot me! I mean, if we're doing things fair here, then..."
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"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
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"what could possibly be gained"
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"Sorry, Brian, Dylan says he doesn't want to see you anymore."
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"It'll be great."
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"I'm putting that bullet in your arm, Peter!"
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"* Going down the only road I've ever known. *"
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"Ah, ah, ow!"
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"you know, sometimes there, sometimes not."
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"W-What? You're-you're saying I'm being the unreasonable one?!"
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"Hey, multiracial group of friends,"
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"Glenn Quagmire claims to be"
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"Peter, that's not where you do a raspberry."
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"Oh, hey, by the way, are we all getting those backpacks"
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"Totally makes sense."
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"But isn't taking a risk better than not having a dad?"
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"* Here I go again on my own"
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"* But where are those good old-fashioned values *"
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"* Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Did you hear that?"
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"Billy, Billy, come on."
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"Damn it, Peter, you son of a bitch!"
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"No, the dumbest thing I ever did"
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"will he know that I'm sending him to voice mail?"
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"I'll meet you Tuesday at the coffee shop."
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"I'll tell you anything you want,"
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"No matter how muscular I get, I will never be muscular."
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"The show, set and filmed right here in Rhode Island,"
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"Oh, that dog o' mine!"
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"I want to stick my head through a circle"
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"in my mouth, okay?"
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"Jerome, can you tell that"
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"I don't know who that is."
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"Yes, I am that Brian Griffin."
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"That sounds made up."
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"And they know you took those cases"
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"Well, maybe you should just apologize."
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"I just... I hope he's willing to hear me out, you know?"
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"of quitting the detective agency,"
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"You surf and enjoy surfing."
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"You don't. You never know that."
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"No, no, it does not work like that."
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"What the hell, Joe?!"
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"I'd like that, too, Dad."
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"Have I told you that we're all friends again?"
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"It was on sale!"
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"My God, he's right."
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"* Laugh and cry"
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"He's off to lunch, Meg."
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"to get the hell out of here"
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"Hi, guys."
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"Hey, Quagmire, what's with the cast?"
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"What about Mr. Adelaide? Is he single?"
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"I don't know, Dad."
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"When I grow up,"
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"stars local teen and Irish trash Dylan Flannigan."
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"A writer who inherits a magic typewriter"
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"* All the things that make us"
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"Brian?"
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"I... I-I don't know."
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"Did you hurt your arm after I shot you in the arm?"
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"the craziest idea in show business."
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"I've-I've barely seen you in the past few years."
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"I want to introduce our newest staff writer, Brian Griffin."
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