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Clips from Family Guy - Brian's a Bad Father (S12E12)

"Oh, really?"
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"W-When are you getting here?"
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"Tuesday... Oh, don't say Tuesday!"
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"Aw, aw, I'm at the... I'm at the..."
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"I'm out at the project all day."
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"Aw, hands on, indispensable."
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"They-they need me there, so, wow."
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"Rats. Bummer."
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"Go see your boy!"
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"Dad, who's your coworker?"
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"He sounds nice."
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"He's widely disliked here, but, uh..."
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"Sounds great. I'll see you then."
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"Okay, b-bye."
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"See? Don't you feel better?"
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"You're gonna go to that lunch,"
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"you're gonna reconnect with your son."
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"Trust me, you should take my advice."
Family Guy
"I mean, I'm the guy who told Michael Chiklis"
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"to wear tight shirts."
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"just get your boobs out of my face!"
Family Guy
"You know the difference between you and me, dirtbag?"
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"No, no, Joe, Joe, Joe,"
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"Peter Griffin, you are an idiot!"
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"You can't even walk and chew gum at the same time."
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"Peter, come on!"
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"Walk over here."
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"I am done! I'm done with you!"
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"This friendship is over!"
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"Well, fine!"
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"I don't need your friendship!"
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"I got other friends."
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"Coming up, we'll meet a Filipino man"
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"who actually has a grown-up haircut."
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"Aren't you supposed to be having lunch with Dylan?"
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"And I haven't seen him in years,"
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"and at this point, I-I just don't see"
Family Guy
"from me getting together with him."
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"called Parent Boppers,"
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"about a group of teen detectives."
Family Guy
"That's Mike Drunkbeater."
Family Guy
"Look it up on the Internet."
Family Guy
"Wow, my son Dylan on a TV show."
Family Guy
"Funny how life turns out, isn't it?"
Family Guy
"Boy, little did I know how much that was gonna rub off."
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"Did we watch TV together?"
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"Oh, probably. But, wow, huh?"
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"You're on a show... I'm a writer."
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"It's-it's almost like the universe is trying to..."
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"...I don't know,"
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"make us work together or something, I don't know."
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"Hey, hey, don't put the universe's words"
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"at the beginning of movies and roar."
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"What's up now, bitches?!"
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"brought to you without commercial interruption"
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"Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh."
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"Looks like somebody left their trash here."
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"Well, who do you know who is single?"
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"Uh, I'm assuming you."
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"Oh-oh, hey, look! Cake!"
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"Joe! Joe! Come sit with me!"
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"and you can have two."
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"Joe, I got a deck of cards"
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"you can put in your wheels to look cool."
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"Joe, I'll do the wavy stomach for you."
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"Looks like a real wave."
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"Joe, I can scream your name real loud!"
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"Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!"
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"I can yell it louder!"
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"Joe! Joe! Joe!"
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"What the hell is going on here?!"
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"I'm in there trying to take a leak!"
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"What, you think I'm here to amuse you?"
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"You made me dribble on my Bruno Maglis"
Family Guy
"turning to see who's calling my name!"
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"Joe Pesci thought we were talking to him"
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"'cause his name is Joe."
Family Guy
"Oh, you don't know who Joe Pesci is, 'cause you're 14."
Family Guy
"You probably have my novel, but just so you know, in here,"
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"You have my novel, right?"
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"You got it, though. Nope?"
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"Nope, nobody's got it."
Family Guy
"All right."
Family Guy
"for next week's episode."
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"Love that idea."
Family Guy
"Guys, guys, come on, where's the STWISTUSION?"
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"Really? Really?"
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"I'm the only guy here who's heard of that?"
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"Stakes, twists, conclusion-- STWISTUSION."
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"are you afraid right now?"
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"What? No."
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"That's what's wrong."
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"Now you're asking the right questions."
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"Now you're being creative, thinking outside the box."
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"Take what you think you know and go a different way with it."
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"Send me her head."
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"Peter, Quagmire, I've called you here today"
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"because this has got to stop."
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"The petty vying for my attention,"
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"for four months during the leafy season?"
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"I'm Peter Griffin,"
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"and I broke into a news station to make this."
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"Hey, who's that guy?"
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"Well, look, you guys have given me no alternative."
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"I have to choose one of you."
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"What?! Suck it!"
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"I'm sorry, Peter,"
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"it's just that Quagmire's been there"
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"for me in some pretty dark days."
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"And he's been a wonderful godfather to Susie."
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"There she is, my little Susie-woozie!"
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"I closed my eyes too early."
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"Well, maybe I'll hang out with my godson, Kevin."
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"He was masturbating with a knife."
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"We're rolling!"
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"My stupid parents want me to wear a bike helmet."
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"Parents are lame."
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"Hold on, other kids. Maybe they just recognize"
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"that nothing can protect us from the tedium"
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"of our mundane lives."
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