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Clips from The Simpsons - Puffless (S27E27)

"I thought it made you look cool."
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"Hey, Lis, do you think I can climb walls like Spider-Man"
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"Nope."
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"Next time, you should wait for my answer."
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"Knock it off, your grandmother's bathroom is not a toy chest."
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"Ooh, Vicodin."
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"Well, anyway, happy birthday."
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"Hmm."
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"You're even fatter."
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"Damn straight."
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"No one out-fats me."
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"Now, don't sleep on your stomach."
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"Can never remember."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Say hello to fun."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Hoppy!"
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"Excuse me, I'd like a license to operate heavy machinery."
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"We don't do that here."
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"Please? To me, everything is heavy."
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"No."
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"Patty, what are you doing?"
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"Selma quit smoking, and she's never been nicer."
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"Here's your new license."
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"Under "eyes," I put "red and dilated.""
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"Ooh, thank you, sir."
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"Selma, not smoking hasn't affected you at all."
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"How is that possible?"
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"I even smell cigarette smoke when it's not around."
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"Like right now."
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"Phantom smells are a symptom."
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"through a Renaissance Faire?"
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"Can't help you-- I might be having a stroke."
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"I have to consult a competent medical professional."
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"Got that."
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"Who doesn't have that?"
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"That would be me."
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"Here you go."
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"I lied."
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"Patty, all your tests are positive."
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"I mean, negative."
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"Always get those two confused."
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"You're fine."
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"But I still smell smoke."
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"That's odd."
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"So do I."
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"Do you smell anything, Selma?"
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"Are you smoking?"
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"That's right, I am."
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"And it was the best cigarette of my life."
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"I have never been angrier at you."
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"If you want to smoke,"
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"go do it in the stairwell with the doctors."
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"I'll miss you so much."
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"Leave me Jub-Jub."
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"Fine."
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"At least you still smoke."
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"I hate it when you and Selma fight."
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"Homer, please be nice."
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"Patty's our guest."
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"For how long?"
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"Where's she gonna sleep?"
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"That's where we do our couch gags!"
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"See?"
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"Oh, fine."
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"She'll stay with the baby."
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"Well, Magster, it looks like"
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"you and I are going to be cellmates."
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"Nature!"
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"Shoo! Shoo!"
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"Oh, Marge, the kids are all asleep"
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"and the dog's been walked."
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"There's only one thing left to do."
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"Did you turn the security alarm on?"
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"What the hell was that?!"
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"Okay, which of you kids knows how to drive?"
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"And which is sober?"
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"Whew, thank God for Designated Dorothy."
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"All right, everybody go to bed."
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"sleep on top of the pile."
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"Hey, Brandine!"
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"I caught us a possum!"
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"You want to name it"
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"before we eat it or after?"
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"During!"
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"Beauregard, you've been promoted"
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"from guarding my family"
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"to guarding this possum."
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"That's a good dog."
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"Lift with your legs."
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"Hmm."
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"Hey, baby."
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"How about that rain check for last night?"
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"Aah, don't look at me!"
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"But you're everywhere! Freak!"
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"Thank God I'm blind."
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"Yo, I'm next."
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"No!"
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"What's all the hubbub?"
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"Oh, thank you, Dad. It's okay, son."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you! It's okay, it's okay."
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"No, really, thank you, thank you, thank you!"
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"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay."
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"All right, already!"
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"Just take a shower."
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"I need someone to talk to."
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"Thank God I've got a past full of lonely men to draw from."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Disco Stu is over you."
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"Oh, Disco Stu"
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"The one I should be talking to"
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"my cigarette."
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"Forget about your sister."
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"you think about every morning."
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"And the last thing you do every night."
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"Oh!"
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"I'm in your hair!"
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"Uh..."
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