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Clips from Mike & Molly - First Kiss (S01E01)

"Well, maybe legend's too strong. Folk hero."
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"Well, I'm prepared to be impressed."
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"Me, I just did a little bowling in college, mostly as an excuse to drink."
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"Yeah, you know, a lot of people like to mix alcohol with the sport..."
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"...but I don't like my senses dulled."
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"You can't put beer goggles on the eye of the tiger."
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"Right."
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"If you're interested in tips, I'm happy to help."
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"- That'd be great. - All right."
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"First off, there's a lot of misconceptions about bowling."
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"It's not just about brute force."
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"It's about form, follow-through and finesse."
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"The three F's, I like to call them."
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"Not to be confused with the three R's: reading, 'riting, and 'rithmetic, your forte."
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"Key to a follow-through is releasing the ball in a smooth, gliding motion."
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"Attaboy, Mike."
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"Ignore him."
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"What about finesse?"
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"Forget finesse for now. Focus on fun."
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"Okay. I hope I don't embarrass myself."
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"Hey, we're just here to have a good time. Nobody's gonna be embarrassed."
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"Oh! Look, I knocked them all down."
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"I'll be darned."
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"Was my form okay?"
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"Yeah. You're still bending your wrist quite a bit, but that goes away with practice."
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"- Can I take another turn? - Sure."
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"Maybe I'll get lucky again."
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"That's a very healthy attitude."
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"Booyah! That's what I'm talking about!"
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"That's good. That's real good."
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"Where's my 12 french fries?"
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"I don't feel right about taking your money."
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"No, no, I made the bet and you won fair and square."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"Hey, Samuel. This is Molly. Molly, Samuel."
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"The pleasure is mine. I heard the large man was seeing someone..."
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"...but I, of course, assumed you were imaginary."
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"That's funny. Samuel's from Africa."
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"He came here to pursue the American dream and, apparently, to bust my balls."
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"Grew up in Senegal, my mother is from France."
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"- Do you speak French? Oh. - Fluently."
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"I also speak Arabic, Wolof and a little German."
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"Apparently, the only language he doesn't speak is waiter. Heh, heh."
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"I speak a little German too, uh..."
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"I asked him, "What up, dog?" and he said, "Not much, just chilling.""
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"That's good. You working tonight or just doing the floor show?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"So, what are you doing here in the United States?"
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"Ah, Shakespeare."
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"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;"
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"And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind:"
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"- Nor hath Love's mind... - Nor hath Love's mind..."
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"- ... of any judgment taste. ...of any judgment taste."
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"- Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste. - Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste."
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"Ah, screw it. Whatever's on the grill, I'm eating."
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"Big man gets bitchy when he's hungry."
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"Little bit."
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"Keep a Snickers bar in your purse."
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"So, what's next? You wanna grab a drink somewhere?"
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"I don't think so."
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"Sure? You don't have to worry about blurring the eye of the tiger anymore."
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"Yep."
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"Well, you're a schoolteacher. You see the beauty."
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"I see the crime, the corruption and the danger."
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"What's more dangerous:"
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"The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf or the Gymboree?"
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"That's funny."
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"You just go right here on Wells. It's a quicker way to get to my house."
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"Excuse me, I'm a Chicago police officer."
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"I know these streets like the back of my hand."
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"Okay. Sorry."
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"I may not know how to quote Shakespeare..."
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"Carl Sandburg."
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"He's a great Illinois poet."
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"I know. I love his poems."
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"It's actually "City of the Big Shoulders.""
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"Broad is fine. I mean, you get it."
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"Look, Mike, if I've done anything to upset you..."
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"Night."
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"Thanks."
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"I had a nice time. I guess you'll call me, right? Okay."
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"You bowl like a girl!"
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"I can't live without him!"
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"I'm getting too old for this crap."
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"You and me both."
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"What I wouldn't give for a girlfriend or Cinemax in my bedroom."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, no. Come here."
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"- What happened? - It was a complete disaster."
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"Erectile dysfunction?"
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"No. I didn't even kiss her good night."
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"So the penis is fine?"
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"As far as I know. He's been hiding for the last couple hours."
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"Tie your shoes and give her the rear view?"
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"Because I may have fudged its attractiveness out of friendship."
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"Carlton, who was at the door?"
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"It's just Mike, Grandma. Go back to bed."
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"I'm all right, Nana. How are you?"
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"Oh, I'm right with my savior and tight with my bookie."
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"What are you doing here, sugar?"
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"Uh, I did, but it ended pretty early."
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"Erectile dysfunction?"
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"Because Carlton got some pills if you need them."
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"Uh, Grandma, how many times have I asked you to stay out of my room?"
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"When you start doing your own laundry I will stay out of your room."
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"Until then, I go where I please."
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"Pays 200 dollars a month in rent..."
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"...and he gonna start telling me where I can and cannot go."
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"Now, Michael, what happened with this girl?"
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"I don't know, we just didn't make a connection."
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"Yeah, you know, our world views don't jibe."
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"Your world views don't jibe?"
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"Exactly."
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"Now, Michael, I'd like to see you in heaven too..."
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"...but lying to an old lady ain't gonna get you there."
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"She beat me at bowling."
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"- You're kidding me? - I don't mean just beat me."
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"I mean, she covered my ass in Pledge and wiped the floor with it."
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"But the bowling alley's your home court advantage."
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"Only place you got left to shine is House of Pies."
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