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Clips from Mike & Molly - First Kiss (S01E01)

"Hush up, black Gilligan."
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"Continue, Michael."
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"You mean in tongues? Like the Pentecostals?"
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"No, like French and German and Shakespeare."
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"Oh, good."
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"Because I been to a tent revival and that mess will put you off Jesus."
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"So if I hear you correctly, what's upsetting you is you had a date..."
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"...why is it you boys get so intimidated by strong women?"
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"No, I don't want dumb."
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"I am a fan of grateful."
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"Please. When's the last time you laid your eyes on grateful?"
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"Let me tell you something, Michael..."
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"...you gotta embrace the beauty of a strong, independent woman."
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"If it was me, I'd cut my losses and move on."
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"I guess we know why you're in the bathroom on a Friday night..."
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"...shaving your head with my Lady Schick."
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"And I pray to God that's all you were shaving."
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"Now, Michael, do you have feelings for this girl?"
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"Yeah, I guess I do."
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"Well, then you need to stop behaving like a petulant child."
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"Go back to her, tell her what's in your heart and how you really feel."
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"Take it from me, you show her that side of you..."
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"Because there ain't nothing sexier in the world..."
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"...than a secure man being honest with his woman."
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"Baby, you coming back to bed?"
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"Now, that man is honest as the day is long."
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"And had he not been honest, I never would've found out he was long."
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"God, I love your grandma."
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"You may not believe this now, but you'll get over this man."
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"Yes, you will. And you'll find somebody else."
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"Somebody sweet and kind and loving..."
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"And single. I'd try single for the next one."
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"You know, just to shake things up a little bit."
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"Molly, your sister's hurting. This is no time to play Monday morning quarterback."
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"She's had one of those. And he was married."
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"She gets mixed up with emotionally unavailable men..."
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"...and wonders why they broke her heart. - He's not emotionally unavailable."
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"He's an alcoholic, there's a difference."
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"Oh, my mistake. Oh, he's drunk and married."
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"That's a guy you can count on."
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"Why are you being so mean to me?"
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"Yeah, I'm on the "not swallowing any more of your crap" diet."
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"Molly, you need to calm down and just be supportive of your sister."
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"Are you kidding? That's all I ever do around here is support my sister."
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"What about me? Who supports me when I'm hurting?"
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"- Well, why are you hurting? - Oh, I don't know."
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"Maybe because I had a date with a guy I really liked."
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"A single guy."
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"And it was a complete train wreck."
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"Well, you'll be fine. You're a rock."
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"I don't wanna be the rock anymore. Let somebody else be the rock."
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"I wanna be the hot one that gets taken care of..."
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"...and everybody wants to have sex with."
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"Oh, Molly, it's not as glamorous as it looks."
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"It's really not."
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"Look, Molly, I'm really sorry about how I behaved."
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"Keep in mind that I'm a cop."
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"My life is on the line every day and that can wind a man up pretty tight."
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"So sometimes you get the teddy bear and sometimes you get the rattlesnake."
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"That's good."
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"Okay, let's do this."
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"Victoria, what're you doing with that hairspray and lighter?"
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"Back off! Molly, code blue!"
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"What the hell's going on?"
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"I'm gonna set that bastard on fire and you can't stop me."
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"- Put it down. - Step aside, ladies, I got this."
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"- What are you doing here? - Let me do my job."
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"Victoria, give me the hair spray and the lighter."
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"Listen, I understand you're upset, but revenge is not the answer."
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"I loved him and he broke my heart."
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"I understand, sweetie."
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"Sometimes we all suffer disappointment and humiliation."
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"Can't help it if I'm a good bowler."
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"You're a great bowler. And I'll get back to you on that."
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"Listen, I know guys act really stupid sometimes."
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"I certainly did tonight."
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"Okay."
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"It's not an excuse to turn some guy's face into burnt lasagna."
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"Okay? What it really is, is an opportunity to practice forgiveness."
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"Come on, Victoria, please."
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"Thattagirl."
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"Hostage training at the academy."
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"Okay, now listen... Oh!"
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"Dear God, that burns!"
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"Victoria, you get back in this house! No!"
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"That was really sweet."
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"Oh, that's good. She still likes me."
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"Yes!"
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"It's okay. You're a wonderful bowler."
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"Well, in that case, booyah! That's how I roll! Ha, ha."
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"All right, all right, don't push the cute."
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"Where are we at?"
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"You're up like 38 pins. Give or take."
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"What you doing?"
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"I'm turning things around."
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"Do you, uh, always check out my behind when I'm bent over?"
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"Would've done the same for you..."
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"Oh, damn, it's awake."
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"It's not just that. She was showing off and speaking in different languages."
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"Is she on a new diet?"
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"Oh, my God! Put it down!"
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"I'll flush your eyes out when I get back."
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"That little school teacher ain't gonna know what hit her..."
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"Oh, Mom, please. Give her a cookie or something."
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