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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Two for Tina (S03E03)

"I saw a kid lick another kid's eyeball."
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait, Bobby. Uh, I'm sorry I blew my lid"
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"I bet if she asked you to dance, you'd take another spin."
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"No. No. I... No. I would not be interested."
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"Cut the fog, man! Cut the fog!"
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"Douglas, what do you think?"
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"I know. Isn't it beautiful?"
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"What are you doing in there?"
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"It's your middle school dance."
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"You are definitely nuts."
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"But now you're more in the spirit, right?"
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"Oh, my Go... oh, my God, it just got good."
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"I should always carry roses!"
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"This isn't over!"
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"Maybe I don't have to choose."
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"Uh, I don't want to do this. Yeah, me, neither."
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"Let's do this."
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"You flew too close to the buns."
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"Watch the hands."
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"to tone it down a little bit."
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"Oh, man. That's all over me."
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"- Get 'em out. - Get your hands off me, little guy."
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"Time for breakfast."
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"Who wants Mommy's sausage?"
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"No sausage?"
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"Today's the day I'm going to ask Jimmy Jr. to the dance."
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"I don't want sausage sweats."
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"Why?"
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"It's not that big a deal. I never went to a school dance."
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"No, I had other things to do."
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"I didn't miss out on dances."
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"Aw, Bobby."
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"That's what I love about you:"
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"That's a great idea."
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"Did you see those two squirrels fighting in the courtyard?"
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"Hey, speaking of the dance, are you planning on going?"
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"Am I going to the dance?"
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"Does this answer your question? Pyeah!"
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"- Oh, that must be dancing for "yes." - Yeah."
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"Then, would you like to go to the dance with me?"
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"That makes sense. Yeah, it does."
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"- so you could weigh... - Right."
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"Okay, see you later."
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"Hey, Tina. Yeah?"
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"- All right, fix it. - Okay."
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"♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna live forever"
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"Tina? Josh?"
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"What are you doing here? I'm here for school."
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"This is homework for my street performance class."
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"- Wow. - I go to the performing arts high school."
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"Oh, a bad boy. Cool."
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"I never thought I'd see her again."
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"I have to do a minute of handstands for extra credit."
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"No, I'm-I'm kind of busy right now."
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"I guess I'll just time myself, then."
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"- four, five, six... - I haven't seen you since..."
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"- Douglas, you got to stop, buddy, okay? - Okay."
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"- I haven't seen you since... - Since we kissed."
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"On either side of the dairy case at Fresh Feed."
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"It was hot. And cold."
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"Why didn't you call me?"
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"Dance pants. Yeah."
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"Hey, I was just thinking, our school dance is Saturday."
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"Don't you want to know what your other options are?"
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"No, silly, I want to go with you."
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"Well, that sounds fun, but my school dance is on Saturday, too,"
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"So... I'll have to let you know?"
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"That's totally fair. Here's my number."
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"Oops, I lost it."
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"It sure is."
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"Really cool chemistry, too."
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"You're gonna be the prettiest girl at the dance, maybe."
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"Just a maybe?"
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"Well, that's great."
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"Go with the kid who's not stringing you along."
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"Remember, Tina, a nerd in the hand is worth..."
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"not really that much, actually."
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"Never mind."
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"Don't end up like your father."
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"Uh, what?"
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"Don't end up like your father."
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"I guess you're right."
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"We can do it?"
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"Yay. Oh, how exciting."
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"No teens are gonna get pregnant on our watch."
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"Uh, what was all that?"
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"We're gonna chaperone Tina's dance."
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"Chaperone? That's a horrible idea."
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"We can get ready together."
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"Uh..."
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"Uh, no offense, Tina, but you're pressuring me"
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"right now, and guys don't like that."
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"Wha...? Another boy?"
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"Oh, uh... I just decided."
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"I'll go with you."
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"Wait, you just decided you'll go with me"
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"Who is it? Lenny? No."
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"I mean, he's good-looking, but he's not that good-looking."
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"Plus, looks fade."
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"No. 'Cause he has herpes."
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"We've got chemistry."
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"Look at it."
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"- As far as you know. - What?"
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"He said, "As far as you know.""
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"Just watch the butt."
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"I'm going to the dance with..."
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"...Josh."
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"As a handsome dancer once said, "Maybe.""
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"but now it's headed down the highway to Joshville."
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"Honk, honk."
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"Two boys like Tina at the same time?"
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"What happened to Roberto?"
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"Did you try to shower with him?"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, good for you, Tina."
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"When I see Jimmy Jr. at the dance on Saturday,"
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"I'm gonna tell him, "Go do your 'you had your chance dance,' buddy.""
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"Wait-wait a minute."
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"We're not doing it for her, Bobby."
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