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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy? (S02E02)

"Hey, hey, hey, so, it's Saturday."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What do you want to do? - I, uh, woke up early"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to turn on the cartoons, but then you slept"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for three more hours, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You didn't make any plans for us?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, you... what, what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't have anything to do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't have baseball, or soccer, or improv?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, don't you need to start padding that résumé for college?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"College?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who needs college when you got this pretty face?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's your day, so just tell me what you want to do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Anything? - Anything at all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm Mr. Mom, which means I'm a dad,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which means fun stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great, I'd like to try smoking and beer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, and I'd like to see naked boobs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They don't have to be yours, though."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, so none of that's legal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, so why don't we"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just binge-watch a TV show?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You really don't know how old I am, do you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know you're older than eight and younger than me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, tell you what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why don't we just go get a bunch of popcorn,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and watch whatever we want? Sounds good?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right, vamanos, Boots."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, and also, um, FYI,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"boobs are really just sacks of yellow fat, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"not worth the whole obsession."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ew. Now,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why is your friend on a sign for the thing my mom calls my dad?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, a douche."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tommy, do you know what douches are?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is a great opportunity"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for you to soak up some wisdom"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"from a lady who understands something called"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""the patriarchy.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, douches are a product created by a corporation"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, this is really awkward, um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because the last time I saw him,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I peed on all of his stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) Up top."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) Thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's Josh Chan, but who cares? No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel nothing, you know?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Quick emotional scan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Boop boop boop."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nope, nothing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I'm not even gonna say hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Watch, I'm not gonna say hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, Rebecca. (nervous chuckle)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, how have you been?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She peed on your stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh... yeah... um, sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, this is, uh, Paula's son, Tommy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's my-my ward..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(British accent): ... my protégé, my charge for the day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm babysitting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, hey, Tommy, why don't you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"go get yourself some candy, my man?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This a $100 bill."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There you, should be enough."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Kids. Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, hey, I've been meaning to apologize to you about,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"as Tommy said, the-the peeing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um... I have no excuse,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"other than I felt primal that day,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I hope it didn't fritz out any of the expensive equipment."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's fine, stuff happens."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, Josh, I'm glad we ran into each other, honestly,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I hope that, after everything that has happened,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that we can still be friends."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, like, me too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I thought you would still be mad"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It-it... we're human."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) I'm so glad to hear that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, and, oh, I, uh, saw that you-you have a new lady in your life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is her name, uh, Hannah?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Anna. - Anna!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, right. And I saw you post about it online."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And not all the posts, a normal amount of posts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's say three."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's breathtaking, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, uh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gruff voice) ... good job, sir."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gruff voice) Oh, thank you. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(normal voice) Yeah, wow, I mean,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm relieved we can just be normal about this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why would I be weird about it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, right? Exactly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"good to see you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, uh-uh, I'm-I'm actually a little sick."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, c-come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both chuckle)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales) You know, Tommy,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you are one lucky little dude to have Rebecca as a babysitter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, she's not bad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, she's more than not bad,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"she's Rebecca Bunch, she's the greatest."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) "The greatest," that's so nice of you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's nice Isn't that nice?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Being hyperbolic, with the..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, just a quart of chicken soup."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, sorry, just to be clear,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you do not have matzo balls, correct?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, it's okay, I've just... (scoffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"... never heard of chicken soup without them, but okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, so send to Josh Chan at Aloha Tech."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right, now, for the note, grab a pen. All right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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