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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy? (S02E02)

"Hey, Tommy, what do you think the note should say?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""but not in a needy way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just like in a friend way, 'cause I'm nurturing.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ready for the note? Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clears throat)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Dear Josh Chan... ""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, don't write "Just Josh." Just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, write just "Josh," don't write the word "Just.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, never mind, let's start over."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You ready? Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"... enclosed in this humble plastic container,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you will find an invitation to a healing slumber."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"To sleep..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"perchance to dream."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Always, in friendship,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca N. Bunch.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, read it back to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh-huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, uh-huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, take out the "Always.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great note, Dave, do that, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Also take out the "N.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Too formal, I agree."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(zipper pulls) Just to let you know, I would do that"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not doing it just 'cause it's Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He did look really sick, though."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you think Anna's taking care of him?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, 'cause here's this guy, green to the gills,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why? 'Cause she's busy with eyebrows?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) Clearly, there's an "I" in eyebrows."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what I'm saying?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Feel free to weigh in, Tommy-o!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tommy boy!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, can you just stop talking?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm trying to look at boobs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps softly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thomas No-Idea-What- Your-Middle-Name-Is Proctor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is this an adult-themed publication?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You gave me five months' allowance and no guidelines."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clicks tongue) Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, Tommy, you're not in trouble."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I think it's important that you know"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that pornography does not accurately reflect"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"adult sexual behavior."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you, like, always make these big speeches?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, I do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(under his breath): Ah, man. So let's put it this way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Pornography is to sex,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you get what I'm saying?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, you're saying that seventh grade"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is going to be awesome."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(quietly): No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sniffling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, delivery for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Chicken soup."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, that is so nice of you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you, Alex."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) It's not from me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's something on the bottom, it's all wet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Is that a note? - No, it can't be a note. Ooh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who put this crazy-long of a note in a soup delivery?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Must be a shopping list or something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I know who it is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, she's the best."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, who else would take the time out of their day"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to take care of me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got to get a selfie with this soup and tag her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can you take it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I can, but then it's a not selfie."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a picture with myselfie."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How do you not see that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Got me there, bro."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So you're on Instagram?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why? I've made a lot of friends."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Men who like bird-watching,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"men who fly drones,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"men who build basements."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, Tommy, let's, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"let's have a talk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (groans) - It's another little lecture."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now, it's not just men."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Female phys ed teachers can also be a problem, but you..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (phone chimes) - ... have to be vigilant."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (gasping) - What's wrong?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh posted a selfie of himself with the soup."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's not a selfie."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Someone else took that photo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, whatevs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasping)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He said, "thank you @annathebrowbarian"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the best, sweetest girlfriend ever, for my soup!""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That... He thinks Anna gave him the soup."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I can't have that happen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got to find him and tell him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't let Anna take credit"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for my nurturing instincts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nope, I got to find him. Let's see."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, okay, his Instagram says"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"right now, he's at Spider's."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's a nightclub downtown with confusing punctuation."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You go to the club,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"leave me with some more of those hundos,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and, uh, I'll stay home,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"order myself some sushi,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"study my magazines and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no, no, no, you don't. Okay, not falling for that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I made a promise to your mom"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I would take care of you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I take that responsibility very seriously,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I'm not leaving you home alone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now, come on, let's go get you a fake I.D."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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