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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy? (S02E02)

"- 'Cause you're from New York. - I love it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Our relationship has always been one-sided."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I give. You take."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You're just calling her in love. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Blam!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Seriously, thank you, honey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just... I couldn't do all of this without you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah, it's nothing. I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and it means a lot to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're the best."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"how lucky I am..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's, like, just, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(ice cubes rattle)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not good"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The apology tears in your eyes..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"at the Narcissus pond"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you're mean..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Go I'm-I'm so sorry, Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(choking up)... that no man would want me and so, I mean, just, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to start to figure things out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on a class trip to Sacramento"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I can't go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Common mistake, but no, it's the San Gabes Vals, babes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have this big thing coming up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with 13-year-old celebrity unibrows."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Aw, okay, then."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I probably shouldn't smooch you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I volunteer as tribute!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Honey, what are you doing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I read the first book last night just for this moment."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I brought"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Enjoy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is in the right place, but I just I have"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"wronger one."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, you said to me at my house"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and thinking about the next piece of advice to ask you for"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll be like Mr. Mom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay? Your own personal Michael Keaton."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"theoretically, wherever he is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, so, first of all..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which means he will be with you the whole time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Got it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All I got to do is keep you alive for 48 hours."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"called "MomTime Daily" that I started listening to"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Parenting ain't harrowing ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Let's face facts, moms say that ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ When they're not this good at it ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Step aside, ladies, give your babies ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ How hard I'll hit this ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ Low expectations ♪ - ALL: ♪ Raise 'em up ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And it'll burn eternal ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"ALL: ♪ So maternal ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I want to say what an honor it is"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"how to be a mom,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A real wholesome meal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Here, have a piece of cake."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It comes easily ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's effortless ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good God, I'm so maternal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So maternal ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"PODCAST HOST: Parenting is the most"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (phone beeps) - ♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(fake chuckle)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, precocious. Uh, you know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm thinking... (gasps) Dora the Explorer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that are meant to exploit... O.M.G., it's my ex."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm in remission."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I made mistakes, you made mistakes,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I saw three posts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, for me too, for me to see you good. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, hey, come here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, that's what these tissues are for."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, I got a little case of the sniffles."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't care, friends share their airborne pathogens."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I want it to convey "I still really care about you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I'll handle it, never mind."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Actually, you know what? Don't say "Chan," just "Josh.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Dear Josh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs deeply)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for any sick friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"as superhero movies are to seventh grade."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I guess you have a"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"anonymous soup fairy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My girlfriend Anna."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is exactly what I love about her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, it's a selfie."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Chicken soup! - (camera snaps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I thought you had to be at least 13?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, well, I hope your account is private."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, you need to understand how preteen boys"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"are viewed by..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"some men with, let's say, personal issues."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(shrieking) No!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have an idea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What is that? - Dude,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, it's actually Spiderseses."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're just running an errand."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, yeah, I just saw him with his girlfriend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, she can't know that I'm here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You got to assess the context and the role of the speaker..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Seri... Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(breathing heavily): Crowd. His I.D. says Manuel."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We will find him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, but..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bathroom. Bathroom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Where'd he go?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, he was here two minutes ago."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, 'cause I was making it up to her,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just hide, I think he's coming. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"ANNA: It's a unisex bathroom. They're practically"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, this place is not that bad"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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