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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy? (S02E02)

"Oh, he left again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I found this note taped"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to the mannequin under his sheets."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Hopped a Greyhound cross-country."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Be back when I run out of the money I took from Mom's purse.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who's gonna take you to school now?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How am I supposed to do all this?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"District Nine will take Tommy to the Capitol!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's The Hunger Games."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You said your life was gonna be like The Hunger Ga..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um... okay, I-I'm here to help."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"myself. I brought food."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I brought toys."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Here you go, here you go, buddy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, Rebecca, I know that your-your heart"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I'll say it first because I should."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was more wrong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was the more"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's horrible grammar."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do not emulate that grammar."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I didn't support you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You were right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Every time we talk,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I... I'm really just thinking about myself,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and-and I never think about you, so let me think about you now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love you and I'm here to help."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let me do something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And then you can go on that field trip."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and, you know, so does Brendan,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whispering)... we both know that Brendan is kind of a lost cause."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whispering) Not in front of Tommy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry. And-and second of all,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you can't not go on a field trip, Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If I had skipped Presidential Classroom"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in Washington D.C., I would still be a virgin"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who knew nothing about the electoral college."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You got to go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can't miss something like this"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because someone else messed up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you sure you know what you're signing up for?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because this is just,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it is so much harder than it looks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, parenting turns you into... well, me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, Mom, let her help."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Then you can go on your weird,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"grown-up field trip thingy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, you don't understand"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"what you're taking on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, look, it's gonna be the weekend,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and Tommy's not gonna be in school,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, it's okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've cleared my schedule."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've only made plans for this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It'll all be fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I swear, I can do it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so emergency numbers are in the.."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ugh. It's not that big a deal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really? That's where we're setting the bar?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) Yeah, it is, kid, yeah it is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I got to say, I think this whole mom thing"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you even have kids?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing) No, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, but I do have a lot of things that are more important"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like my smarts,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"my feminine intuition and this amazing podcast"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in the car on the way over here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (phone beeps, Rebecca sighs) - ♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"PODCAST HOST: On today's episode, we're talking allergies."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Peanuts, dairy, eggs,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"how do we let kids be kids, but still keep them safe?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Demanding or traumatic ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ To a Carol Brady-level matriarch ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ The only hard part of it is ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ When I knock it out the park ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ Your hands ♪ - ALL: ♪ Raise 'em up ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ Your children, I'm gonna ♪ - ALL: ♪ Raise 'em up ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's instinctual, I'm a natural ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm tireless, multi-taskical ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ My mom game's aflame ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Damn, I'm so maternal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So maternal... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So maternal ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tommy, lunch!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And we are so honored to have supermom Rebecca Bunch"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"here on our podcast today."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, you are one of the most incredible moms"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have ever seen, even though you don't have any children,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you've only been babysitting for less than an hour."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- How do you do it? - First of all,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for you to have me on your podcast."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I guess I just instinctively get"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and that's what sets me apart from other "mothers.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) Agreed. Other mothers are losers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Gonna keep 'em warm, gonna keep 'em safe ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Gonna keep their homework free of mistakes ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ If the kid gets hungry, I feed his face ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Piece of cake ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Energy. - ALL: ♪ Let's bring it up ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ The volume ♪ - ALL: ♪ DJ, bring it up ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ My spotlight ♪ - ALL: ♪ Light guy, bring it up ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ Your children ♪ - ALL: ♪ Y'oughta let me bring 'em up ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Even Gwyneth said you're the best at this ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ In her well-respected online journal ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"ALL: ♪ So maternal ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So maternal... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So maternal. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"rewarding experience in the world. (groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If you follow some commonsense guidelines,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you are bound to succeed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shut up!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Oh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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