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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy and the Trolley Problem! (S03E03)

"to, like, an octopus?"
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"That and justifying an open marriage"
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"You are my sister, and I love you."
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"Does that mean you get the menu ahead of time?"
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"Her-spectives? Gals on the Town?"
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"The greatest good for the greatest number of people."
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"I'll come on Reflections."
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"Until the ratings come in."
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"That's gonna be, uh..."
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"Why do people keep baring their teeth at me?"
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"People smile when they see something beautiful."
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"You'll get used to it."
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"-Because your family-- -Where? Here?"
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"-No, no. -No, no, no, no!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I'm in the paper."
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"This is gonna take some getting used to."
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"You've still got your charities,"
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"Us, helping the crap out of them."
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"Thanks, Sam."
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"What do you wanna do?"
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"and, like, one weird single guy that didn't quite know what he was in for."
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"Who's gonna take care of my cats?"
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"Or my Titus?"
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"Who is gonna watch over my valuables?"
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"This past year has not been as effortless"
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"Ugh, it's such a bummer, and she's always like,"
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"walk her through what Edward Furlong looks like now, and then..."
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"Jacqueline!"
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"Show me by a chair."
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"She has her own show? I hate her."
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"I told her I'd be a guest on it."
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"Is she married to that?"
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"It's bad enough that everyone can just look me up on the Internet,"
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"but I don't want people to see me as some symbol."
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"I just don't know how to talk about it."
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"Last time she was here,"
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"I don't like it here."
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"Let me tell you, sir, if I'd been kept"
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"It's so depressing here."
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"so let me do my pitch real quick."
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"Now what? BunCo--"
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"in front of, like, all these people?"
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"So I guess there's two things"
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"I know more about than you."
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"-- Honey!"
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"Who sent you a gift basket?"
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"I may have sent in an audition tape for Real Housewives of New York."
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"Get over here, you drunk slut."
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"What's the camera for?"
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"I did some pro bono work for a limo driver who was scalded"
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"Now Andy Cohen wants to meet with me?"
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"Right, right. The Haitian toilet rat."
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"those Real Housewife shows are popular, right?"
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"-What? -I know for a fact"
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"that 2.8 million people saw my client's genitals get erased."
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"They Photoshopped a vest on me to make that one work."
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"Well, now this thing wants a fingerprint."
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"No way. First of all,"
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"I don't--"
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"TSA doesn't allow weapons on planes,"
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"we can print a copy of that hammer"
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"you're always carrying around with you."
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"See? The modern world's not so bad."
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"I hope you enjoyed the gift baské."
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"We do."
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"...until we saw you in the Post with him."
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"Me? No."
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"Have you seen Life of Pi?"
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"Nom, nom, nom. Take that, shrimps."
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"Cyndee, stop eating air shrimp."
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"that is not the kind of help Kimmy needs."
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"Could you two be any less helpful?"
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"But the thing is, I have to do it."
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"Even if it kills me."
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"Kill one person to save five."
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"I don't know how many organs a person has."
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"all their organs, then everyone would be dead,"
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"-What kind of trolley? -I don't know! Just learned this morning."
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""Feel the learn.""
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"One, two, three."
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"What's going on here, Russ?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"unloved little creature,"
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"and I don't want to be reminded of it."
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"sorting my shells."
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"all night long. Jealous?"
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"He's so attentive."
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"Meanwhile, I've been a saint all year!"
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"Wait, so you think this is gonna be a proposal?"
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"...where they work."
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"I thought I'd never get married again after Roland died."
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"Russ, this is still inside you."
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"I was in the attic because I was hiding from my family."
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"What? No!"
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"what it's like to be the underdog, I'm gonna have to pile some dogs on you."
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"You said I would never have to see them again!"
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"-Russ. -There he is!"
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"Got a sec, Teach?"
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"BunCo booth honey."
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"It's all about doing what you can to maximize the good, right?"
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"Even if that means you starve to death."
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"I should share it, even if it hurts bad."
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"Well, um, my mentor, Peter Singer from Princeton University..."
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"would even give away her organs to those in need."
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"really latched on to."
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"--Go for it, big brother."
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"Our shared hatred of your family"
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"is what brought us together in the first place."
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"They sent your brother to Gitmo."
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"That reminds me."
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"I guess I could ask Andy to be on Real Housewives of Potomac."
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"I know I said I didn't want them in my life,"
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"but maybe that's because I never thought this would happen."
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"but this is worse than Real Housewives."
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"Oh, well, I know when I'm not wanted."
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"We should be in D.C. in 30 to 40 hours,"
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"was my reward for everything I did"
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"Mine was learning that I'm smart"
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"You know, the Jacqueline who made that audition tape"
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