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Clips from The Simpsons - Beware My Cheating Bart (S23E23)

"how will we know what to do"
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"Not if, when."
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"Nah, I'm gonna go see one of those Jennifer Aniston movies"
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"where she rolls her eyes on the poster."
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"Mm."
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"Aw!"
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"Someone unthreatening."
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"Hey, you know our deal:"
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"chaperones cannot be humiliating."
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"She's got you there."
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"How 'bout this one? Simpson?"
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"No starter stache,"
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"still has baby teeth at nine and 24."
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"Total pre-puber."
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"If someone so much as peels a ladybug decal"
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"Come on, come on."
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"The best murder's always first."
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"the real reason you started dating me"
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"was so you could buy my flower shop?"
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"Yes. Your lease was the last thing stopping me"
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"from tearing this place down"
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"and building the biggest horse crematorium in Manhattan."
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"Hey, I can hook you up"
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"Oh, I'll do anything for free beans."
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"Anything."
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"Jimbo Jones."
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"I got to go sort tortillas!"
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"Corn, flour, corn, corn, no gluten, corn."
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"Two stuck together?!"
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"Oh, now I got to fill out a form!"
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"Listen, lady, you do not two-time the man"
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"with the skull T-shirt."
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"Jimbo doesn't care about me."
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"Oh, that is cool."
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"Looks like two snakes trying to kill each other on your head."
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"That's what I was going for."
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"You know, for a second grader, you're pretty sharp."
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"I'm actually in fourth grade,"
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"but I read at a second grade level."
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"Wow."
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"Why did I see that movie"
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"the day before I have to clean the crawl space?"
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"Come on, boy! We've got to go home!"
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"I saved big bucks on the delivery charges."
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"He's my ride."
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"Not so fast, Simpson."
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"Why can't you do it?"
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""Extracting Lunch Money from a Cashless Society.""
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"We're gonna rob the guy giving the seminar."
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"Bart and I'll figure out something."
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"Doesn't get any better than this."
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"Huh?"
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"That's weird, my armpits are getting wet!"
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"Wow, the TV's hooked up to the Internet."
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"You can stream whole seasons of old TV shows."
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"Hmm."
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"Seen it. Seen it. Seen it."
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"Stranded? What's that?"
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"on a mysterious island that's riddled with"
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"It was huge."
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"Well, islands are always entertaining,"
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"from Gilligan to Iwo Jima."
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"A plane crash!"
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"Wait a minute."
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"That flashback raised more questions than it answered."
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"Oh, my God."
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"my pet cat from when I was little."
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"And on his name tag"
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"is the number of our flight!"
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"Where are we?!"
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"And I'm sure everything they said will pay off handsomely!"
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"Hmm. Ah!"
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"Huh?"
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"Let's go. And don't look guilty."
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"I'll beat you up from inside your brain."
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"I stole this."
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"Uh, yeah, me."
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"♪ Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi ♪"
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"♪ You-you-you-you ♪"
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"and I are taking a trip to mall jail."
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"Isn't that what used to be the Beanie Baby store?"
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"This is so cool."
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"You took a fall for me."
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"I'd use my legs but I've forgotten how!"
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"Come with me."
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"Hey, the first time we lost Maggie was in this store!"
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"Bart, here's my thank-you gift."
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"What could a girl have that I..."
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"More breast?"
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"What-- No!"
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"I'm offering you a chicken breast, you boob!"
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"Doesn't anyone here realize I'm only ten years old?"
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"Bart, no dinner means no dessert."
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"I'm just not ready for cookies!"
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"You know, I should get back to the treadmill."
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"I guess the weight will all come off at once,"
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"Don't you believe anything Homer says."
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"His first word was a lie."
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"Who did this?"
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"Mommy."
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"She did?!"
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"Then I'm gonna withhold affection"
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"without telling her why."
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"told by me in the past,"
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"because that was not me."
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"The lava being!"
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"That's why they showed a clip of it on "previously on.""
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"Homer!"
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"You're using your expensive new treadmill"
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"just to watch a show that went off the air five years ago?"
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"Marge, there're so many mysteries I need to have solved."
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"Now, if the Korean couple can't speak English,"
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"why were they doing a crossword puzzle"
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"where the answer to 23 down was "enigma" spelled backwards?"
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"What does it mean?"
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"It means use the treadmill for running or take it back!"
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"And where will I watch TV?"
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"On the TV!"
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"And where will I walk?!"
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"On the ground!"
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