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Clips from The Simpsons - Beware My Cheating Bart (S23E23)

"- And where... - This is the stupidest fight ever!"
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"We've had stupider!"
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"I don't think so."
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"Hey, Fart-tholomew."
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"You did a sweet job watching my woman yesterday."
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"So, what do you want to do now?"
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"What any boy would: push you in a puddle and run away."
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"Maybe I should be faithful to Jimbo."
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"I could get wedgied for this, but Jimbo's a jerk."
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"Come with me."
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"At last! This episode promises"
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"to finally answer one question."
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"Whoo-ho-ho-ho..."
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"Homie!"
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"The kids are away and Maggie's napping..."
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"Ooh, that's great."
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"Can it wait another 104 hours?"
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"She walked away"
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"and slammed the door. What does it mean?"
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"What does it mean?!"
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"(Simon & Garfunkel's "April Come She Will" playing)"
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"♪ April ♪"
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"♪ Come she will ♪"
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"♪ When streams are ripe and swelled with rain ♪"
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"This one's yours, Ralphie."
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"♪ June ♪"
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"♪ She'll change your tune ♪"
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"♪ In restless walks, she'll prowl the night ♪"
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"♪ And give no warning to her flight... ♪"
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"Simpson, I guess you don't have much respect for me."
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"Well, who wears a wool hat to a pool?"
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"You know that's hilarious!"
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"Well, that's, um..."
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"All right, you may have found a loophole."
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"All right, I better check."
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"Hello, Abby?"
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"I'm not calling about the shift change! God!"
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"But, well, since you bring it up,"
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"if there's a way to flip Saturday with next Wednesday..."
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"Simpson, prepare to..."
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"Hey, no running on the deck!"
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"Huh? Ugh, everyone's a swimming pool lawyer."
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"Why if it isn't Jimbo, Dorf and Ernie."
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"Stick around."
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"Oh..."
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"Hey Bart!"
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"Oh, it's you."
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"Why do men always think with their tongue?"
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"I came to help you."
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"But you told me he was a jerk, and I that I could do better."
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"Oh..."
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"All right."
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"Follow me to a place where nerds,"
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"dorks and dweebs can gather in safety."
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"Okay, we'll go to my second choice."
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"Now you be careful with Bart's undies."
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"We will, Mrs. Simpson."
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"Think of this as your personal Asgard,"
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"and I, the all-seeing Heimdall, guardian of the gate."
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"All-seeing?"
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"Yeah, when's the last time you saw your feet?"
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"Oh, that's it!"
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"Fellow bullies, I've got them!"
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"We'll be right there."
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"You're a bully?"
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"A cyber bully."
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"Anything I do, it is important that"
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"I can lie down while doing it."
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"Huh?"
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"You just got yourself in a flame war..."
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"with a teenage girl."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"You have cloven me from my ponytail to my slipper shoe!"
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"Get out!"
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"Oh, unless you want to buy old Archie comics."
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"20 pound bricks are a dollar."
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"Thank you all for coming to my Stranded discussion group."
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"Hey, I loved that show."
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"Wasn't it awesome when Colonel Darkwater..."
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"Spoiler alert!"
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"I've only seen up to season three,"
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"episode 17: "Coconut Cream Die.""
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"Homer, calm down."
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"Spoiler!"
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"Homer, for God sakes,"
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"I'm sorry, sweetie."
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"It's a Strandie discussion group."
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"Yes, it is!"
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"We discuss why airplane go crash-crash"
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"but people don't die-die."
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"You wanna know what happens on your stupid show?"
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"Firstly, the "mysterious island""
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"Al, Doorway Three led to Hell"
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"despite the series creators' repeated insistence"
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"it did not lead to Hell, and the entire Strandiverse,"
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"is a piece of gravel in a cosmic kitty litter box!"
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"Thanks, Marge."
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"You ruined my show."
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"Now, I'm going to give you a spoiler"
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"about our marriage: it's not great right now."
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"Well, since this is a discussion group,"
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"let's discuss."
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"Oh, so I'm a moron, am I?"
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"Fellas, fellas, I know where this is going."
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"Oh, man, they have every entrance covered."
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"You'd have to be a Navy SEAL to get in or out."
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"Hello, lovebirds."
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"Whoa!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I've been following your storyline from afar, Bart,"
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"waiting for that inevitable point"
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"where you get into trouble you couldn't get out of."
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"Perhaps I could broker a settlement."
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"Well, that's my boyfriend, but he's a wad."
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"You don't want me?"
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"I want to find out who I am."
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"And that's something only"
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"an inappropriately older man can tell me."
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"Well, that is one lucky creepy guy."
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"Lisa, are you out there in your slippers?"
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