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Clips from iZombie - Pilot (S01E01)

"The 16th, right?"
iZombie
"(TESS SPEAKING ROMANIAN)"
iZombie
"(PLAYS AGAIN)"
iZombie
"“Hey, you little klepto, get your ass back up to the suite."
iZombie
"“Or we are never gonna work with you again.”"
iZombie
"So, there was another girl there that night."
iZombie
"- It sounds like Tatiana stole something. - Look at all this crap."
iZombie
"Klepto starts to make sense."
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"LIV: So much sense."
iZombie
"Eating Tatiana's brain didn't just give me some of her memories,"
iZombie
"Huh. So “you are what you eat” isn't just a bitchy thing"
iZombie
"my mother says about fat people."
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"(TATIANA SCREAMING)"
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"- (GASPING) - Hey. You okay?"
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"I just saw her die."
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"She's gone. Whatever you told her sent her running."
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"It's her body, you know."
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"Did she say where she was going?"
iZombie
"Hey! Karl Marx!"
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"There's one girl dead already."
iZombie
"We're trying to stop that number from going up."
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"Oh, God. Uh..."
iZombie
"She had a couple of suitcases, and she asked me to pick up her mail. Um..."
iZombie
"Sorry about the other girl."
iZombie
"Wait, it wasn't Monica, was it?"
iZombie
"Monica?"
iZombie
"Uh, friend of Tess'. She came around here a lot."
iZombie
"- They work together? - I hope not."
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"I never thought of her in that way."
iZombie
"Sure you didn't."
iZombie
"TRUMAN: Yeah."
iZombie
"We've gotta do something."
iZombie
"What happened to, “do with it what you will”? Where's that girl?"
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"Okay. We're gonna find her."
iZombie
"I would've heard if a new body had turned up."
iZombie
"I'll track down her address. You think your boss will let you come with me?"
iZombie
"I have very little doubt about that."
iZombie
"Yeah, when internal affairs asked me about chest poking..."
iZombie
"I saw nothing."
iZombie
"A call girl gets murdered, you eat her brains, help find her killer."
iZombie
"It's like that Elton John song."
iZombie
"Philadelphia freedom?"
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"The one from the lion king."
iZombie
"And you're giving me e.Coli?"
iZombie
"I'm treating your blood with different bacteria."
iZombie
"It's all just preliminary research."
iZombie
"The more scenarios you expose it to"
iZombie
"the more you know how it works."
iZombie
"Wait. You think you can cure this?"
iZombie
"It could take years. It's an uphill battle but so was polio."
iZombie
"Why did you think I was running all those tests?"
iZombie
"LIV: As a matter of fact, I was."
iZombie
"Great. Thank you, sergeant."
iZombie
"Sorry. Something's come up."
iZombie
"There's this thing I need to do."
iZombie
"Thought I had a psychic sidekick."
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"Cagney and pasty."
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"(THUNDER RUMBLING)"
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"LIV: Major wanted to know if there was a chance for us."
iZombie
"But what if there is hope?"
iZombie
"Even if it's dim and somewhere in the nebulous future,"
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"it's a hope I need in order to survive."
iZombie
"But what about what major needs?"
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"Can I really ask him to wait for a day that may never come?"
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"(WOMAN LAUGHING)"
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"Giving up my dream of becoming a heart surgeon was depressing."
iZombie
"Eating brains sucks beyond words."
iZombie
"But seeing major possibly moving on with someone else?"
iZombie
"That's the soul crusher."
iZombie
"You wanted to see me, lieutenant?"
iZombie
"Pratt here has a ci who's got a lead on the dead girl."
iZombie
"He's gonna run the case from here on out."
iZombie
"Only she didn't have it."
iZombie
"Three call girls?"
iZombie
"Who are we looking for, superman? Ron Jeremy?"
iZombie
"I've got leads on the girls."
iZombie
"I've got an ip address."
iZombie
"Well, maybe Pratt will let you tag along"
iZombie
"(SIGHING)"
iZombie
"- Babineaux. - Yeah."
iZombie
"Low guy on the totem pole always gets boned, right?"
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"But hey, it'll make it that much sweeter"
iZombie
"when you bag your first collar, right?"
iZombie
"(CLEARS THROAT) Look, do me a favor."
iZombie
"Follow up on some of your interviews. Talk to the weatherman."
iZombie
"Please, I appreciate it."
iZombie
"Mmm, all right."
iZombie
"Weird question, have you seen my pens?"
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"Oh."
iZombie
"Great, thanks."
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"(WOMAN CONTINUES TALKING)"
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"I so wanna write you off."
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"You're my freakin' heart."
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"So, if you could step up, I'd appreciate it."
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"(INHALES)"
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"LIV: I can't refuse to be dead."
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"I can't eat a ham sandwich and feel like a sated normal human being."
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"but I can choose not to have a drawer full of fake eyeballs and strangers' tchotchkes."
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"I can choose to be a decent person."
iZombie
"Ma'am? Can I help you?"
iZombie
"I wanted to see detective babineaux."
iZombie
"I've got, uh, computer forensics on the line for babineaux."
iZombie
"They got that address for those girls."
iZombie
"Um, do you want me to leave him a message?"
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"Okay."
iZombie
"Yeah, I'm sure you're incredibly busy, but..."
iZombie
"No, I'm not. I'm back on the case."
iZombie
"What do you need?"
iZombie
"Johnny frost said Tatiana had a babbos daypork,"
iZombie
"- You mean barbos de porc? - Oh, okay."
iZombie
"It means “bearded pig.”"
iZombie
"No, that can't be it. Wait..."
iZombie
"Wait, is Pratt the detective who sits one desk over from you?"
iZombie
"- Yeah. - He knows where the girls are."
iZombie
"Damn! That really works."
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"CLIVE: What do you not understand?"
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"I need immediate backup. These girls are in real danger."
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"DISPATCH: I'll pass along your message, detective."
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"My wife is like Satan with a fat ass."
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"If she comes home from Boca"
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