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Clips from iZombie - Pilot (S01E01)

"It's so weird."
iZombie
"but I actually kind of like you."
iZombie
"Next time, though."
iZombie
"I'd be here getting emergency surgery like every other day."
iZombie
"'Cause I'm kind of feeling the need to lock this down."
iZombie
"She invited me to a party."
iZombie
"Wow. So she's embracing your overall perfection"
iZombie
"Well played, Marcy the rival."
iZombie
"- It's on a boat or something. - Tonight? You should go."
iZombie
"Go. Tie one on."
iZombie
"What's the worst that could happen?"
iZombie
"Try an inexplicable zombie outbreak."
iZombie
"(COUGHS)"
iZombie
"Followed by a sudden desire to eat brains."
iZombie
"(EXHALES)"
iZombie
"On the other hand, how often can you say you've been changed,"
iZombie
"Okay."
iZombie
"because, uh,"
iZombie
"What I'm about to say comes from a place of love."
iZombie
"You know that, don't you?"
iZombie
"That kind of depends on what you say."
iZombie
"And far be it for me to weigh in on my daughter's personal life,"
iZombie
"Place of love."
iZombie
"It's just that you've changed so drastically since that night on the lake."
iZombie
"In the six years we lived together, you've been this force,"
iZombie
"this unstoppable, hyper-focused fireball."
iZombie
"You go to a boat party and a bunch of crazy drunks start killing each other."
iZombie
"I can't even imagine what you must've seen."
iZombie
"LIV: They want to help, I get it."
iZombie
"But my burden is of the bear-it-alone variety."
iZombie
"Post-traumatic “what's the point?”"
iZombie
"You drinking cereal milk over a corpse."
iZombie
"Or was it murder?"
iZombie
"(WHIRRING)"
iZombie
"I used to have ambition."
iZombie
"Now, I'm mostly just hungry."
iZombie
"My colleagues attributed this to the fish in the lake."
iZombie
"Fish. I mean, it was right there in front of them."
iZombie
"I'm sorry, I'm confused. Am I fired or getting a physical?"
iZombie
"How long have you suspected?"
iZombie
"See, after I confirmed that you were a survivor of the massacre,"
iZombie
"- So, you know, no one else knows? - God, no."
iZombie
"doing this new designer drug called utopium."
iZombie
"Hey! You looking to party?"
iZombie
"Having my brain treated like a corn dog. Not so tempting."
iZombie
"(GASPS)"
iZombie
"(PEOPLE SCREAMING)"
iZombie
"That's when all hell broke loose."
iZombie
"(BREATHING HEAVILY)"
iZombie
"The EMT was too upset about having accidentally bagged a “living” girl"
iZombie
"Pretty much the only way I can taste anything is if it has at least"
iZombie
"You ID her yet?"
iZombie
"Uh, we ran her prints through system and got nothing back."
iZombie
"Did you find anything in the dumpster that can help us?"
iZombie
"They aren't police issue. They're novelty."
iZombie
"You sure it wasn't just a garbage can crushing the skull?"
iZombie
"Shoplifting. In Canada."
iZombie
"That's when Obama was elected."
iZombie
"Um, I think liv's not feeling well."
iZombie
"So, what? Did she have moosehead in the bloodstream?"
iZombie
"(SCOFFS)"
iZombie
"The prints match. This is our girl."
iZombie
"Are y'all screwing around with me?"
iZombie
"Liv's... a psychic."
iZombie
"Ish..."
iZombie
"Everyone screws with the new guy."
iZombie
"Flashes of memories, or dreams."
iZombie
"Do you mind"
iZombie
"I have no idea who I am anymore."
iZombie
"desperately need a handful of plastic eyeballs?"
iZombie
"Liv! Oh! I can't tell you how happy it makes me to see you here."
iZombie
"I genuinely don't understand you anymore."
iZombie
"LIV: Sorry, mom. No way in hell"
iZombie
"I'm risking giving the man I love zombie."
iZombie
"Here's Johnny!"
iZombie
"You saw “kstw's own Johnny frost” murder our Jane Doe?"
iZombie
"Just the pre-murder part."
iZombie
"Liv."
iZombie
"You're not in vice anymore, babineaux. This is homicide."
iZombie
"(CLIVE EXHALES)"
iZombie
"Miss Cleo. Tell me, is my day going to get worse?"
iZombie
"(ALL TITTERING)"
iZombie
"Unless singing gaga around the station is a cop thing."
iZombie
"That name you gave me is lady gaga's real name."
iZombie
"The Jane Doe must've given that name to the police"
iZombie
"when she was arrested in Vancouver. It's still the girl."
iZombie
"That's great. Do tell."
iZombie
"No, no, no, no, no. It's not gonna work like that."
iZombie
"Let's you and me go talk to the weatherman."
iZombie
"What?"
iZombie
"is gonna move right through here"
iZombie
"and with it comes the cuddle-up weather, folks."
iZombie
"Start making that hot cocoa. We're talking low 50s."
iZombie
"Oh, what? You're gonna say, “my psychic friend here says you're a murderer."
iZombie
"When he sees this photo,"
iZombie
"Oh. Happy to! Who do I make it out to?"
iZombie
"Seattle police department."
iZombie
"I take it you know her."
iZombie
"Any more questions, you can ask with my lawyer present."
iZombie
"Look. I am a beloved public figure."
iZombie
"Isn't there something we could do to just make this go away?"
iZombie
"Can you account for your whereabouts Monday evening?"
iZombie
"I'm gonna need you to tell me everything you know about Tatiana."
iZombie
"CLIVE: You have an address for her?"
iZombie
"But it's been five months,"
iZombie
"You said they were triggered when you saw the stuff"
iZombie
"so I made an appointment with Tatiana's friend Tess."
iZombie
"(SIGHS)"
iZombie
"See, that's what I'm talking about."
iZombie
"I'm standing in a hallway waiting to smell a call girl."
iZombie
"Oh, sorry, no English."
iZombie
"Everything okay, Tess?"
iZombie
"They hassling you? She has rights."
iZombie
"It's okay, Truman. Go back inside."
iZombie
"Thank you for your citizenship."
iZombie
"She was murdered."
iZombie
"Her family needs to be notified."
iZombie
"Is that her real name?"
iZombie
"I know what she was, but she always paid her rent on time."
iZombie
"It's for you."
iZombie
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