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Clips from iZombie - Pilot (S01E01)

"and I don't have my wedding ring..."
iZombie
"Did I mention it was her grandpa's ring?"
iZombie
"You want to hear the gory details that the ring survived dachau"
iZombie
"and her grandfather did not?"
iZombie
"(BOTH GASPING)"
iZombie
"Which one of you ladies is gonna tell me where my ring is?"
iZombie
"You'd be my favorite."
iZombie
"Subdue him with a good verbal flogging?"
iZombie
"I'm just saying, don't get intrepid."
iZombie
"(SOBBING) Tatiana was always stealing things. She couldn't help it."
iZombie
"Yes, you told me that."
iZombie
"I saw the look in her eye."
iZombie
"- I pawned it! - (SOFTLY) Monica!"
iZombie
"MONICA: I needed the money for school,"
iZombie
"and I knew Tatiana would take the blame"
iZombie
"because she steals things."
iZombie
"I am not gonna live in a one-room apartment"
iZombie
"while my wife gets half my salary!"
iZombie
"Upstairs! He ran upstairs!"
iZombie
"No. No, no, no."
iZombie
"(TIRES SQUEALING)"
iZombie
"Get out of that car or I'll shoot you!"
iZombie
"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
iZombie
"(BOTH SOBBING)"
iZombie
"CLIVE: Liv!"
iZombie
"CLIVE: Liv!"
iZombie
"He missed."
iZombie
"I played dead and then I just chased after his car."
iZombie
"Adrenaline is no joke."
iZombie
"Too intrepid?"
iZombie
"(EXHALES)"
iZombie
"Way too intrepid."
iZombie
"- Tess and Monica? - Yeah, they're okay."
iZombie
"I feel I'm kind of vital to this whole operation."
iZombie
"(CHUCKLES)"
iZombie
"Want me to check him out? I am a doctor."
iZombie
"Go see to the girls. I got this."
iZombie
"You're right."
iZombie
"Like 28 days later style, but with a side of rage bomb."
iZombie
"I was a dead, alabaster badass."
iZombie
"I'm performing open heart surgery on you without anesthesia."
iZombie
"but there isn't even much blood."
iZombie
"Must take the pressure off when your patient's already dead."
iZombie
"Hey, you have to stop calling yourself that."
iZombie
"You're not dead. You're undead."
iZombie
"Big difference."
iZombie
"You got justice for another, and you got a very bad man off the streets."
iZombie
"Fresh brains for later. But now, let's get to work. Shall we?"
iZombie
"LIV: Life's short and then you die."
iZombie
"try to keep yourself numb and isolated."
iZombie
"Aw, man. See, now I want to be a zombie."
iZombie
"It's kind of a commitment. You gotta lock down a whole “lifeless but crazy” stare."
iZombie
"(EVIL LAUGHTER)"
iZombie
"Have you seen your sister?"
iZombie
"She told me she would help with tickets."
iZombie
"Of course that would require her to make it off her couch."
iZombie
"I don't think making it off her couch was an issue."
iZombie
"LIV: I wanted to do something with my life."
iZombie
"I wanted to help people."
iZombie
"Not necessarily as a zombie psychic who eats murder victim brains,"
iZombie
"I so nailed it today."
iZombie
"I've spent five months bemoaning all that was taken from me."
iZombie
"It never occurred to me that I'd have something to give."
iZombie
"A way to contribute."
iZombie
"A reason for being not alive."
iZombie
"(BEEPS)"
iZombie
"All I needed was some hope that there's a future that I fit into somehow."
iZombie
"Sweet blissful sleep."
iZombie
"(SIREN WAILING)"
iZombie
"Improved By: Fidel33"
iZombie
"Liv."
iZombie
"for a job at the morgue."
iZombie
"Everyone knows the party line for the lake Washington massacre."
iZombie
"It'll fry your brain, dip it in batter and fry it again."
iZombie
"Did you work with her on the night of the 16th?"
iZombie
"(BEEPS)"
iZombie
"But I'm so close, sir."
iZombie
"(PANTING)"
iZombie
"I heard there'd be brains."
iZombie
"I got canned. Wanna know why?"
iZombie
"but it feels like being on somebody else's acid trip."
iZombie
"You ate the girl's temporal lobe."
iZombie
"(SEATBELT CLICKS)"
iZombie
"So, I need you to come with me and smell, look and listen."
iZombie
"He has the address."
iZombie
"I don't know exactly what they are,"
iZombie
"and I'm afraid I'm gonna find this Monica girl waiting in a drawer for me."
iZombie
"Duty calls."
iZombie
"Or you can embrace who you are."
iZombie
"(WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)"
iZombie
"Sew her back up, bag her and box her."
iZombie
"Sly, mom."
iZombie
"- It's on a boat. - Thanks for the invite, but I have plans."
iZombie
"Wait. Me?"
iZombie
"(GASPING)"
iZombie
"And then there's the brain-eating and the dance moves."
iZombie
"like my best friend catching me eating brains,"
iZombie
"“what the hell am I doing with my life?”"
iZombie
"You're throwing away your life."
iZombie
"It was just a hunch. Forget it."
iZombie
"LIV: This was my life before I died."
iZombie
"You have all the makings of a Nemesis,"
iZombie
"Oh. I'm not really a party person."
iZombie
"Well, in three months I'm all yours."
iZombie
"rather than trying to destroy you."
iZombie
"Seriously, you're gonna be stuck with me for the rest of your life."
iZombie
"LIV: The worst that can happen?"
iZombie
"(THEME SONG PLAYING)"
iZombie
"Exactly four. Yeah, I've met 'em."
iZombie
"Now you just watch TV all day while lying on the couch."
iZombie
"And you know how important that is to me."
iZombie
"LIV: Yes, it would."
iZombie
"Open."
iZombie
"Because we all know rainbow trout go right for the cranium."
iZombie
"The gangbanger, gunshot victim?"
iZombie
"With your current condition, certainly makes drawing blood a challenge."
iZombie
"Johnny frost with up-to-the-minute weather."
iZombie
"Oh, saw with your eyes or saw with your “gift”?"
iZombie
"I think those guys want your bad romance."
iZombie
"- MAN: That's great, Johnny. That's great. - (BELL DINGS)"
iZombie
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