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Clips from iZombie - Pilot (S01E01)

"But it's not like I can talk it out"
iZombie
"or confide in my loved ones about what's going on with me."
iZombie
"What purpose, if any, I serve."
iZombie
"But the real question is why do I suddenly,"
iZombie
"PEYTON: Well..."
iZombie
"- Look who decided to join the human race. - (CHUCKLES)"
iZombie
"What station do you want? Tombstones? Blood splatter?"
iZombie
"I don't really care."
iZombie
"Kind of your personal motto lately."
iZombie
"Let's see, where to put you? Where to put you, um..."
iZombie
"Why don't you grab a hammer"
iZombie
"and head over to where they're building the mad scientist's lab?"
iZombie
"Oh! Over there with my ex-fiance?"
iZombie
"How about I paint tombstones instead?"
iZombie
"(WOMAN SCREAMING)"
iZombie
"(GASPS)"
iZombie
"TV ANNOUNCER: Kstw news."
iZombie
"You have to tell detective babineaux."
iZombie
"I was kind of hoping you could do that."
iZombie
"You're the one who told him I was a psychic."
iZombie
"I'm having a hard enough time pretending I'm alive,"
iZombie
"let alone throwing a performance as a psychic into my repertoire."
iZombie
"Going to the police with her potential murderer is the least you can do."
iZombie
"- Time to step up your game. - (MAN LAUGHING)"
iZombie
"- Hell if I know. - Yeah, that's what I thought."
iZombie
"Look, I saw something I thought you should know about."
iZombie
"COPS: (SINGING) ♪ ah-ah-ah gaga-ooh-LA-LA ♪"
iZombie
"Only after one of their peers proudly reports Stefani germanotta"
iZombie
"as the name of the murder victim."
iZombie
"- So you know... - Oh."
iZombie
"Been in homicide two months without a collar."
iZombie
"Lieutenant's breathing down my neck, and I'm back to square one."
iZombie
"Like I said, I saw something."
iZombie
"I think I saw who killed her."
iZombie
"I'll pick him up, maybe grab some lunch. (SNIFFS)"
iZombie
"What'd you say his name was again?"
iZombie
"Johnny frost."
iZombie
"The weather man for channel 11?"
iZombie
"you can do with it what you will."
iZombie
"So, you just come up in here,"
iZombie
"dump a pile of crazy on my lap"
iZombie
"and expect me to put my reputation on the line by grilling this guy?"
iZombie
"Yeah, I guess. Bye."
iZombie
"Yep. That is definitely the guy from mon. Can I go now?"
iZombie
"Oh, hell no."
iZombie
"We're about to know whether you're the real deal or a one-trick pony."
iZombie
"“Sign this confession.”"
iZombie
"- Nope. Won't need to. - (UNZIPS)"
iZombie
"his reaction will let us know how psychic you really are."
iZombie
"Excuse me, Mr. Frost."
iZombie
"You could use some sun, young lady."
iZombie
"“Here's Johnny!”"
iZombie
"did she record our sessions?"
iZombie
"Generally speaking, murder isn't something we just let slide."
iZombie
"Murder? Tatiana's dead?"
iZombie
"I was here,"
iZombie
"on live TV at 6:00 and 11:00 doing the weather."
iZombie
"I have 100,000 eye witnesses."
iZombie
"The trophy wife and the intruder was one of our go-tos."
iZombie
"How do you even know about this?"
iZombie
"Did you talk to Tess?"
iZombie
"- Who's Tess? - Her friend."
iZombie
"- Have they worked together a lot? - I don't know."
iZombie
"I only doubled the fun once on my birthday."
iZombie
"I guess I should be grateful there's only one of me."
iZombie
"If my zombie movie research has taught me anything,"
iZombie
"it's that being part of a horde would suck."
iZombie
"Are you sure about being the only one?"
iZombie
"There were other survivors."
iZombie
"I'm not positive."
iZombie
"I feel like there'd be some buzz on the street"
iZombie
"if we were mid-zombie apocalypse."
iZombie
"CLIVE: Zombies!"
iZombie
"I wouldn't be making any rookie mistakes."
iZombie
"Is that a scratch on my grandmother? Blam!"
iZombie
"Hasta LA vista, mee-ma."
iZombie
"- Chivalry is dead. - But olive's alive."
iZombie
"You got an hour?"
iZombie
"To do that voodoo that you do."
iZombie
"the victim saw, heard or smelled,"
iZombie
"So..."
iZombie
"It won't take long, just a couple of sniffs"
iZombie
"and a quick look-see,"
iZombie
"then it's back to your lair, dark princess."
iZombie
"- Say what? - 'Cause you know, you're all..."
iZombie
"(STAMMERING) I don't know what you are. Emo? Goth?"
iZombie
"Which is the one who's too tortured to go on living?"
iZombie
"What I am is a doctor who is too busy to do your job for you."
iZombie
"You're a doctor who is watching a movie."
iZombie
"You should go."
iZombie
"Technically, helping with the investigation is part of the job."
iZombie
"This Tess girl also has a clean record."
iZombie
"I mean, that's two girls who come up on the first page"
iZombie
"of an Internet search for Seattle escorts"
iZombie
"and not an arrest between them."
iZombie
"Well, maybe cops should Google more."
iZombie
"Why are you so concerned with my vibe?"
iZombie
"I find it perplexing."
iZombie
"- Ma'am. - Mmm."
iZombie
"Costs double for two."
iZombie
"Romanian mean girl."
iZombie
"What do you want, cop? I'm busy."
iZombie
"I booked your time."
iZombie
"We're here to ask about a business associate of yours, Tatiana."
iZombie
"(SCOFFS) Tatiana!"
iZombie
"What has she done this time, huh?"
iZombie
"I'm sorry to have to tell you, Tatiana is dead."
iZombie
"When was the last time you saw her?"
iZombie
"Whoa!"
iZombie
"Miss... miss, please come out and talk to us."
iZombie
"We could use your help."
iZombie
"(TESS SOBBING)"
iZombie
"TESS: Tatiana korzha."
iZombie
"Oh, my!"
iZombie
"Thank you. We'll take it from here."
iZombie
"Do whatever you do. Just try not to move things around too much."
iZombie
"Whoever ransacked this place left Tatiana's purse."
iZombie
"It wasn't a robbery."
iZombie
"Here's her phone."
iZombie
"Tess called her the day she died."
iZombie
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