Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from iZombie - Pilot (S01E01)

"I was told that, um, we wouldn't be bringing up the engagement today."
iZombie
"Just so you know."
iZombie
"It's evidence. It speaks to state of mind."
iZombie
"I was also told we're not putting you on trial."
iZombie
"PEYTON: Hey, you're not on trial."
iZombie
"Like you're in a hospice."
iZombie
"This is the first time you're not volunteering"
iZombie
"for the children's hospital haunted house."
iZombie
"Okay, I see that this isn't potluck Tuesday."
iZombie
"- Told you she'd figure it out. - (SIGHS)"
iZombie
"We think you have PTSD."
iZombie
"And then the fire..."
iZombie
"We think you need professional help though."
iZombie
"I really don't."
iZombie
"But I will try to come down and help out at the haunted house."
iZombie
"I've gotta get to work."
iZombie
"The really annoying thing is how right they are."
iZombie
"But I don't have post-traumatic stress."
iZombie
"I have post-traumatic ennui."
iZombie
"Post-traumatic defeatism."
iZombie
"mmm."
iZombie
"You have to see this anterior rectus sheath contusion."
iZombie
"It looks exactly like the virgin Mary holding a les Paul."
iZombie
"It would be wrong of me to instagram that."
iZombie
"So, in the five months you've been here,"
iZombie
"what's the weirdest thing you've seen?"
iZombie
"I like that you always keep it under 15 syllables. It gives us a good rhythm."
iZombie
"Working with my last resident was like prepping for the newlywed game."
iZombie
"“Oh, what's your favorite color?”"
iZombie
"“how old were you when you first touched a boob?”"
iZombie
"it's nice to know I can dissect a Jane Doe's spleen"
iZombie
"without feeling obligated to list my top desert island albums."
iZombie
"She's a Jane Doe?"
iZombie
"No ID, no matching prints so far."
iZombie
"The garbage truck was using a crusher, so that complicates cause of death."
iZombie
"(CELL PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES)"
iZombie
"- (BEEPS) - Suicide."
iZombie
"LIV: It's probably wrong that every time I see a dead body I think,"
iZombie
"I didn't map out and color code a 10-year plan for this."
iZombie
"This is not me going confidently in the direction of my dreams."
iZombie
"I used to be passionate, inspired..."
iZombie
"Alive."
iZombie
"Oh, and a zombie. So, there's that."
iZombie
"(SIGHS)"
iZombie
"(TV PLAYING)"
iZombie
"I have so many questions."
iZombie
"First, why the hot sauce? Is that a zombie thing?"
iZombie
"(GULPS)"
iZombie
"Drugged-up college kids. Violent fight breaks out."
iZombie
"The only survivors are the ones smart enough"
iZombie
"to jump ship before the fire started."
iZombie
"But I was on duty that night."
iZombie
"Ah, you see, many of the victims were missing significant brain mass."
iZombie
"A virus, like rabies, but not. Something worse."
iZombie
"I'm contemplating asking you to move in."
iZombie
"Since raoul Cortez."
iZombie
"You finished the autopsy for me."
iZombie
"Well, the detective on his case needed me to open him back up."
iZombie
"Guess what he was missing?"
iZombie
"- A strong male role model? - And a half-pound of brain."
iZombie
"I started, you know, opening all the bodies you finished off for me."
iZombie
"How have you been so normal to me?"
iZombie
"What am I supposed to be?"
iZombie
"Freaked out? Leading torch-wielding villagers to my apartment?"
iZombie
"I've been terrified about somebody finding out about me for months"
iZombie
"and you're acting like it's the measles I've contracted."
iZombie
"I mean, that must be hard."
iZombie
"You know, dealing with this on your own."
iZombie
"Did you know I used to work for the CDC?"
iZombie
"Because you believe in zombies?"
iZombie
"A nuclear war or an asteroid strike is bad,"
iZombie
"but the most urgent issue facing humanity?"
iZombie
"Man-made plague. Biological warfare."
iZombie
"See, that night on the lake, people were"
iZombie
"- Did you partake? - No!"
iZombie
"The irony is I don't even go to parties with regular drugs,"
iZombie
"let alone fancy new designer drugs."
iZombie
"This is utopium."
iZombie
"You're pretty tempting."
iZombie
"Do tell."
iZombie
"(COUGHS)"
iZombie
"to ponder any other possibilities."
iZombie
"Just so you know, regarding my unique dietary needs..."
iZombie
"I do it as infrequently as possible."
iZombie
"If I don't eat I become dumber, meaner."
iZombie
"And I'm afraid that if I let it go long enough,"
iZombie
"- I'll go all George romero. - The hot sauce?"
iZombie
"six chili peppers next to it on a menu."
iZombie
"The weirdest thing of all..."
iZombie
"Dr. Death. What's the story with my Jane Doe?"
iZombie
"Uh, not yet, detective."
iZombie
"I'll process her dental records next."
iZombie
"Please say vomit."
iZombie
"These."
iZombie
"OFFICER: I am arresting you for shoplifting."
iZombie
"You have the right to retain counsel without delay."
iZombie
"You have the right to free and immediate legal advice from duty counsel."
iZombie
"Your report said cause of death was blunt force trauma."
iZombie
"She was arrested for shoplifting in Vancouver in 2008."
iZombie
"And you know this because..."
iZombie
"Ah, that's a pretty specific hunch."
iZombie
"Detective babineaux, my resident, Olivia Moore."
iZombie
"Could it be something you ate?"
iZombie
"“I heart shoplifting” tattoo?"
iZombie
"- Well... - Stefani germanotta!"
iZombie
"Arrested November 6th, 2008, in Vancouver for shoplifting."
iZombie
"How did you know that? I want a straight answer."
iZombie
"(CHUCKLES)"
iZombie
"Fine. That's how we'll play it."
iZombie
"(CHUCKLES)"
iZombie
"Tell me that was brain-related."
iZombie
"It's one of the side-effects."
iZombie
"When I eat a brain I get visions."
iZombie
"if I run a cognitive evaluation before the end of your shift?"
iZombie
"And maybe get a few saliva samples?"
iZombie
"Mind? It's what I live for."
iZombie
"LIV: They call death the eternal sleep."
iZombie
"But I haven't slept in five months."
iZombie
"I tortured myself obsessing over every worst-case scenario,"
iZombie
"or my brother being consumed in a zombie apocalypse I unwittingly bring on."
iZombie
Show more clips