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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Calendar Geeks (S03E03)

"Come on, work! Work, you bloody computer!"
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"I don't even know why I got rid of my old one-- it was working fine."
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"What's going on with this fella?!"
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"That's Dave, my brother. He's got a very serious condition."
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"You know, like he's a big reader."
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"He's permanently boss-eyed."
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"No! Who could think there's something funny about this?"
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"But it's a proper condition and he really suffers, he really..."
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"Oh, hey..."
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"It's just... Dave."
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"We could call it "The girls of the 7th floor"."
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"I could do the photographs. Because I said I was an amateur photographer."
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"Boss-eyedness is something which affects 1% of Britons."
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"Just like any form of discrimination, it should be stopped."
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"That's right-- we're looking at you."
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"It's not funny, Jen."
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"We're trying to raise money for the boss-eyed."
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"Oh, yeah? Who?"
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"People from upstairs. You wouldn't know them."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"What is it?"
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"What is it?"
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"It's just a big bloody pain-in- the-arse thing that I might do."
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"I really am impressed. Good for you."
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"What's he done, persuaded all the girls on seven"
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"- He made it sound sleazy! - It is sleazy!"
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"And it's gonna make a million quid for that charity."
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"Taking your clothes off..."
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"If it's unemployed men or old ladies from Yorkshire, it's fun."
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"Well, OK. Then I will do it in my own time."
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"Roy, you're behaving like a horny teenager."
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"For God's sake, try and have some dignity."
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"I'm really pleased we've had this conversation."
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"Any advice you need about anything..."
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"Hiya."
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"Roy, thank God you're here."
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"The thing that makes you go, "Ah" when you hear about it."
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"But will anyone actually want to see old women"
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"Won't that just make people go, "Agh!", rather than "Ah"?"
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"Oh, Nadine, you are so full of ideas. But can I... Hold on one second."
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"That was a very strong theme."
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"And I just have to say how I'm finding this whole thing just... so moving,"
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"how so many men have shown interest and support for the calendar."
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"I mean, people really do care about the boss-eyeds."
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"Roy... you can't drop out now."
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"I wasn't... wrong about you, was I, Roy?"
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"I thought you were special."
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"Thank you! Oh, thank you!"
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"- Oh, no, I'm happy to do it. - OK."
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"Of all the girls on seven, only nine have grans that are still alive."
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"and let me take photographs of them."
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"Why are you doing this?"
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"Do you... want..."
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"No, no, no. No, no. No."
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"But the doctor's already changed my catheter."
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"No, no... No."
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"and have me take photographs of you."
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"Oh, you remembered your old mum's birthday."
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"I'm holding you personally responsible."
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"What?"
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"I did tell them that, Jen, and you know what? They just laughed at me."
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"Why don't we just bring it back to "Girls of the 7th floor"?"
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"- You were on holiday? - Yes, I was on holiday."
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"You didn't know I was on holiday?"
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"I've been gone a week!"
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"- Hm... - What?"
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"Geeks. You lot."
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"So?"
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"Yep."
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"OK, so... if the rest of you want to take lunch..."
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"Laters."
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"- It doesn't matter. - I think it does a bit, actually."
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"You're right. It's surprising. So give me "surprised"."
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"And you are afraid of the consequences... Give me fear! Fear!"
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"Maybe just undo your top button."
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"Why?"
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"And maybe you could, er... maybe you could get down on all fours."
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"Because you had some microscopic nuclear things and you dropped them."
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"- Oh, did I? Oh... - Big klutz!"
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"- Oh, nightmare! Oh... - They're down there somewhere."
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"And there are other people in the lab and they're being so noisy."
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"- That's it. - Shh!"
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"Yeah..."
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"- You're working hard. You're tired. - Well, I've been busy."
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"- Oh, they're being noisy again. Shush them. - Shh! Shh! Shh!"
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"- That's good, Moss. Yeah... - Shh!"
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"But I've just solved Fermat's Theorem."
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"The pictures are gonna be very gloomy, Roy. This whole set-up is inadequate."
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"It's a celebration. You've just discovered penicillin."
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"I always take my top off when I'm celebrating. Don't you?"
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"Oh, yeah, I suppose so. Yeah, of course."
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"Yeah!"
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"You... pick him up, like a wheelbarrow,"
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"Thank you. I just wanted to say a few words."
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"This is exciting, isn't it?"
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"Come on, goofy! We wanna see the calendar!"
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"Geek chic? I wanna tear my eyes out!"
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"- I didn't do it. - I'm talking to her!"
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"- Sorry we're late. - Oh, here are the calendars! Brilliant!"
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"There goes the entire audience for our calendar."
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"Roy, I don't care that no one liked the calendar."
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"The doctor's already changed my catheter."
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"Let's... Oh..."
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"Urh! Frustrating!"
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"When I said "mental" there, I meant mental in the sense of... intelligent."
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"- He has boss-eyedness. - Bossiednis?"
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"And the terrible thing is,"
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"I'd just give anything if Dave could have a normal life."
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"Oh, poor Dave."
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"Hey, I've got a great idea."
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"Why don't we do something to raise money for people like Dave?"
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"But we can only do so with your help."
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"It's a very serious condition."
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"Er, nothing. I'm just talking to Jen about a private project."
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"It's just a private project I'm doing that's private."
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"Oh, you are being modest."
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"It's a very kind thing you're doing, very generous, very charitable."
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"Oh, God, he's right."
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"a bunch of beautiful women without any clothes on, Roy?"
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"- No, it's not. - You're right, it's not. It's not."
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