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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Calendar Geeks (S03E03)

"All the things that men like."
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"- No, no, no, no. Absolutely not. - Why not?"
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"- No, I won't. I won't. - Sit down."
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"No."
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"- Try and have an adult conversation. - I'm doing it. It's for charity."
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"Thanks for seeing us."
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"Oh, you're so lovely."
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"How it'd be much better if we used old ladies or unemployed men."
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"Ohhh, good."
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"She thinks we'll make a lot more money because of the "ah" factor."
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"The "ah" factor?"
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"Oh, yeah..."
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"Why don't we all ask our grans to do the calendar?"
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"Yes, Roy, but now the theme can be "Grans of the girls of the 7th floor"."
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"This could do very well, Roy. This could be tasteful."
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"Like the one Helen Mirren did."
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"Old ladies, pot plants covering their bits-- you know the sort of thing."
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"I am."
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"I'm so special. I... No... I..."
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"- Hi. - Hi!"
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"You know, we could just get a proper photographer."
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"So all I have to do now is hit the streets"
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"Oh, well, in that case, yes, I'll take it. How much is it?"
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"Do you want to do a calendar?"
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"IT?"
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"What?! That's not very fair."
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"- Oh, Mr Reynholm... - Don't worry, Jen."
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"Oh, grans... Grans aren't sexy. That's not gonna make any money."
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"Apparently we are living in the kind of society"
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"as some sort of weirdo!"
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""Grans of the girls of the 7th floor" - it's such a mouthful."
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"Oh, you... Whoa-whoa-whoa..."
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"And you'd enjoy it, Roy."
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"D'you know what I'm talking about? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?"
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"No, no. I don't think Kimberly would like it."
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"And I don't want to make any wrong moves there. I cannot blow this one."
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"and she hasn't really happened to me yet."
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"We are not gonna make any money with grannies."
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"- Oh, that's right... - Yes, yes, yes..."
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"Oh, we did, we did... We missed you."
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"- That's right. - About time!"
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"And maths?"
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"- And maths. - Yes!"
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"- Yep? - OK, are they all there?"
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"I'll do Moss first."
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"- Exactly. Yes. - But what have I discovered?"
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"Yeah! That's it."
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"No, I'm all right, thanks, Roy."
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"- Fission! - Fission. Yeah."
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"That's it."
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"- It's a pain. Oh, where are they? - Yeah... And you're getting angry."
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"- Well, I would. It's frustrating. - Because you can't find them."
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"- Arhhh... - Arrhh! Grrr!"
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"You know how you growl if you can't find stuff."
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"- Grrr! - That's it."
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"Oh, did I? Oh..."
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"That's a pain. Why would they be there? And yet I've put them there."
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"OK, so just give me a cheeky sort of "I've been a naughty boy" look."
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"Yes, but... you solved it in a way"
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"that the stuffed shirts of the time would've found very naughty."
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"Am I Fermat? Because if I am, these clothes are wrong."
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"Roy, you're doing it wrong. The lighting is all wrong."
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"But why are our tops off?"
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"Thank God for all that penicillin."
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"That's good."
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"That's it. Ruffle your hair."
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"But we can only do so with your help."
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"That's right-- we're looking at you."
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"I can't wait."
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"I hereby announce that speech over and the calendar ready to go."
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"And I think I speak for all men here"
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"when I say I can't wait to get that box open"
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"Whoa! Someone's played an awful prank."
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"There's nothing here but gloomy pictures of morons."
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"Oh, great! We're on a calendar. Box-fresh!"
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"- Really? - Really."
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"Uh... Nothing."
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"Cavort!"
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"it's not gonna work out."
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"- You're taking a very long time. - It's a very complicated problem."
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"I'll get them out eventually."
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"Oh, Roy might."
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"Oh..."
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"Look at him! He's pulling a mad face! He looks completely mental."
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"Yes!"
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"I know it is. I know it is. I'm sorry."
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"- Oh, OK. What are you gonna do? - Well..."
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"- Bye. - Bye, Moss."
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"Oh, no... How the hell... No, no... Aww!"
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"Oh, what kind of man would want to photograph"
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"No, you are."
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"You're embarrassing yourself!"
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"Jen's been telling us how the calendar would've been sexist..."
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"Guys, I've got a great idea."
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"Roy, you can't drop out now. Douglas has paid for the studio time."
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"Let's do it! Let's go round up those grans!"
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"who'd be happy to take all of their clothes off"
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"Same reason I do everything, Jen-- to have sex with a lady."
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"- Do I want a calendar? - No, no. No."
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"You can't do that. It wasn't my idea."
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"Wait, Roy. You know what? Maybe we should rethink the theme a little bit."
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"Sexist! How dare you be so patronising?"
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"No, no, no, we did. Where did you go?"
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"- A week?! - Wow!"
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"Um, OK, you have discovered... nuclear bombs."
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"Reynholm Industries' first sexy new charity calendar."
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"No, not morons. Geeks. They're sexy now - you know, geek chic."
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"- This is your fault. - It was Roy's idea."
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"It's hard to tell with your mad eyes."
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"And they got it for free."
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"Shhh..."
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"- You're doing it wrong. - The doctor's already changed my catheter."
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"Roy, what is it?"
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"people think there's actually something funny about this."
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"If it's sexy women, it's not fun; it's oppression."
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"and the last one... the last one has a gangrenous arm."
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"Yeah. That's good. That's good."
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"That's it."
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"- You're doing it wrong. - Cavort!"
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"- Have you nearly finished, Roy? - Yep."
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