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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"In her flaps? Yes!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay."
Archer (2009)
"to Charlotte Vandertunt in this dump, so let's..."
Archer (2009)
"yeah. There's no telling where she is."
Archer (2009)
"And if we don't know where she is?"
Archer (2009)
"It's... frustrating?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh. Including her father!"
Archer (2009)
"we kidnapped her, collect the ransom ourselves,"
Archer (2009)
"and then pay off Trexler!"
Archer (2009)
"Ohh. Okay. Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"But on some level, it's gotta be pretty frustrating."
Archer (2009)
"In the meantime,"
Archer (2009)
"Besides a cold Brewski, am I right? Hello?"
Archer (2009)
"Damn it, I don't care if the number's unlisted!"
Archer (2009)
"Thank you."
Archer (2009)
"That worked? Why are you still here?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, hello. This is, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"I apologize for the heat."
Archer (2009)
"It's positively tropical in here."
Archer (2009)
"Father, say hello to Charlotte's kidnapper."
Archer (2009)
"No, no... I-i-i didn't kidnap her."
Archer (2009)
"I know, but look, I'm just trying to make sure"
Archer (2009)
"she gets home safely."
Archer (2009)
"In exchange for one million dollars."
Archer (2009)
"who asked me to deliver the message."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, I wouldn't know about that. Oh, it's when, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"- I know what it is. - Did you know it's forbidden?"
Archer (2009)
"Everybody knows it's forbidden."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, you'd be surpri... yes, Pelham?"
Archer (2009)
"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
Archer (2009)
"I hate to say "need.""
Archer (2009)
"Pelham has had the most interesting telephone call."
Archer (2009)
"your person, or persons, possess an accent vaguely Germanic?"
Archer (2009)
"That's pretty confusing, but no."
Archer (2009)
"is on the telephone just now,"
Archer (2009)
"claiming that he is the kidnapper."
Archer (2009)
"So I'm afraid I shall have to ask for proof"
Archer (2009)
"you actually have Charlotte."
Archer (2009)
"What kind of... wait. Oh, no."
Archer (2009)
"Yes. I'm afraid I require... a finger."
Archer (2009)
"I-I could bring you her."
Archer (2009)
"Mmmmmmmmmmm, no."
Archer (2009)
"Mmmm, well, now, that could work. Yeah, it's..."
Archer (2009)
"And then, obviously, bring me her severed finger"
Archer (2009)
"and the photograph so that I may compare the two."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Um, obviously."
Archer (2009)
"So I guess that's a no on the bourbon?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes. Good-bye."
Archer (2009)
"Hello? Hello?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, listen to me. Whoever you are,"
Archer (2009)
"No. Look... look, listen."
Archer (2009)
"oh, sweet Jesus lord god Christ,"
Archer (2009)
"not some freaky metal robot legs!"
Archer (2009)
"That'll do, schnuckiputzi."
Archer (2009)
"And also, it's not just the legs."
Archer (2009)
"I don't want any part of those parts!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, yeah, tell me about Nazis."
Archer (2009)
"Mmm."
Archer (2009)
"but instead I'm looking for a damn finger."
Archer (2009)
"I hate to say I told you so. Do you?"
Archer (2009)
"No. It's one of the few great pleasures in life."
Archer (2009)
"I live in the ten-room penthouse apartment upstairs."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. You don't happen to have"
Archer (2009)
"What do you think? Honestly?"
Archer (2009)
"Hardy-har-har."
Archer (2009)
"If you need a finger, just take one."
Archer (2009)
"But... no, I'm not cutting off her..."
Archer (2009)
"Man, that septum is deviated, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"Poovey? Mm-hmm."
Archer (2009)
"Tried to break into the club first thing this morning."
Archer (2009)
"I assume looking for drooling beauty over there."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, you really threw a monkey wrench into Figgis' plan."
Archer (2009)
"His plan? Yeah, to ransom her off."
Archer (2009)
"Why? Wh... to pay back Trexler."
Archer (2009)
"for the sex slaves Trexler was gonna..."
Archer (2009)
"Do you? You're saying this is all my fault."
Archer (2009)
"Isn't it? I... look, this whole fiasco started"
Archer (2009)
"Son of a... that is so..."
Archer (2009)
"They say the devil's in the details."
Archer (2009)
"And silk pajamas. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Get up, you lummox! Huh?"
Archer (2009)
"Wuzza... what the... Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"Get up, dummy. We gotta go."
Archer (2009)
"You better pray to god it wasn't you who hit me,"
Archer (2009)
"because whoever it was..."
Archer (2009)
"who was born with some kind of little bitch of a birth defect,"
Archer (2009)
"so that instead of a fist,"
Archer (2009)
"she just has this tiny little bitch of a..."
Archer (2009)
"And I guess I'll drive, since you clearly have a concussion."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, not feeling great."
Archer (2009)
"Ahh."
Archer (2009)
"or just meat-stuffed intestines in general?"
Archer (2009)
"I can't double-cross him again. Why not?"
Archer (2009)
"somebody's gonna find me in a hole in the desert."
Archer (2009)
"Look, it's your own fault for doing right"
Archer (2009)
"Defraud an old man out of a million dollars"
Archer (2009)
"Alleged daughter and sister-bangers."
Archer (2009)
"Excuse me?"
Archer (2009)
"I said, I'm looking for a corpse."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus Christ, every full moon."
Archer (2009)
"Beat it, ya sicko, before I call the cops."
Archer (2009)
"I am the cops, asshole! I'm working a missing persons!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, maybe lead with that, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"What is it, national hot dog day? No."
Archer (2009)
"Can you... Oh, right. LAPD. We're looking for a..."
Archer (2009)
"brand-newly deceased."
Archer (2009)
"Our what?"
Archer (2009)
"mouth like somebody used a tomato capper"
Archer (2009)
"to scoop out a pig's asshole and glued it under his nose?"
Archer (2009)
"Aw, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"Now shut up, put these on, and follow my lead."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, lady."
Archer (2009)
"On one, two..."
Archer (2009)
"Ohhhh..."
Archer (2009)
"Great Scott! Wha..."
Archer (2009)
"don't you move, you sick bugger!"
Archer (2009)
"You're damn right you will... to the bobbies!"
Archer (2009)
"Well?"
Archer (2009)
"holy shit! I can't believe I did that!"
Archer (2009)
"I can't believe it took you so damn long."
Archer (2009)
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