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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"You do you not see the phone to my ear?"
Archer (2009)
"Maybe the one about the interrup... Ting cow? - Moo!"
Archer (2009)
"Listen, you had just better put Mr. Vandertunt"
Archer (2009)
"hello? Ass!"
Archer (2009)
"Seriously. And let me guess..."
Archer (2009)
"No. I don't know."
Archer (2009)
"Your point being? I desperately need sleep?"
Archer (2009)
"Because Len Trexler is going to be left holding"
Archer (2009)
"way the hell out there without some sleep. I..."
Archer (2009)
"No! - Well..."
Archer (2009)
"I'm not taking him anybody's finger."
Archer (2009)
"I'm just trying to save you a trip. - How..."
Archer (2009)
"to get mixed up in is a kidnapping,"
Archer (2009)
"Typical Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Wonder what they were after."
Archer (2009)
"Well, we're not gonna find any clues to lead us"
Archer (2009)
"she was at dreamland with Archer the other night."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, ze kidnapperz."
Archer (2009)
"Please hold the wire."
Archer (2009)
"Can he hear us?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm just sort of a go-between."
Archer (2009)
"Whom I'm sure she's boring senseless"
Archer (2009)
"with her constant raving about incest."
Archer (2009)
"Ohh. Mm-hmm!"
Archer (2009)
"'Cause I could go for a couple of fingers of old buncombe."
Archer (2009)
"Deeply. - Very well."
Archer (2009)
"Well... - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Tell me, Mr. Archer, does, or do,"
Archer (2009)
"Most confusing, yes, because such a person"
Archer (2009)
""He"? I mean, what? Th-that's impossible."
Archer (2009)
"to get herself kidnapped by two different kidnappers at once."
Archer (2009)
"Just drive by the house. She can wave to you."
Archer (2009)
"then how about a photo of her holding today's newspaper?"
Archer (2009)
"just make sure that she's holding the newspaper"
Archer (2009)
"Aw, goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"Well, actually seven. What?"
Archer (2009)
"You know, not counting her thumbs."
Archer (2009)
"Where the hell am I supposed to find a finger?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I'm very sorry to hear that."
Archer (2009)
"Well, too bad, because... - Because you're getting it,"
Archer (2009)
"So, let's get to it, shall we?"
Archer (2009)
"some pull-on fake feet, man, not... not..."
Archer (2009)
"No, you crazy kraut bastard,"
Archer (2009)
"Look, I'm just following orders."
Archer (2009)
"What? That's what the Nazis said!"
Archer (2009)
"Mmm. What a load of shit."
Archer (2009)
"I should be looking for my partner's killer,"
Archer (2009)
"oh, I get it!"
Archer (2009)
"because I came to you for help!"
Archer (2009)
"Exactly. Whose fault is that?"
Archer (2009)
"so now I gotta go find a goddamn finger?"
Archer (2009)
"And if I were you, I'd take one of her rings to put on it."
Archer (2009)
"Hits like a weak little bitch of a girl,"
Archer (2009)
"You know you're killing me, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Figgis is counting on that ransom money."
Archer (2009)
"by all those Chinese broads."
Archer (2009)
"Pfft! Talk about no good deed. It was a good deed."
Archer (2009)
"And now I need you to help me do another good deed."
Archer (2009)
"using a severed human finger."
Archer (2009)
"And reunite a family."
Archer (2009)
"Of daughter and sister-bangers."
Archer (2009)
"Well, let's go to the morgue."
Archer (2009)
"There isn't one. Yet!"
Archer (2009)
"missing persons, yeah. White female, 30s,"
Archer (2009)
"Your jerk-off partner's already back there."
Archer (2009)
"Are you nuts?"
Archer (2009)
"Do you wanna get caught? We're not gonna get caught."
Archer (2009)
"Aw, jeez. He's really doing it."
Archer (2009)
"this whole thing is Archer's fault, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Okay. Jesus."
Archer (2009)
"I am the police."
Archer (2009)
"What, are you hourly? Pfft!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, it is now."
Archer (2009)
"Anything. Whatever. A little box."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, that makes more sense."
Archer (2009)
"Really wish we hadn't have done that."
Archer (2009)
"And I assume you'll be in touch shortly"
Archer (2009)
"I mean..."
Archer (2009)
"Good."
Archer (2009)
"I'll expect the ransom within 24 hours, so you'll see to that."
Archer (2009)
"But... and then you're gonna help me find"
Archer (2009)
"Right."
Archer (2009)
"I... I do, but... - What?"
Archer (2009)
"I said, I... you think this is some sort of joke?"
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. Look, I..."
Archer (2009)
"on the line this instant!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Well, then..."
Archer (2009)
"Apparently that was your brother."
Archer (2009)
"he... let me guess!"
Archer (2009)
"He said he didn't believe that I'd been kidnapped. Yes, he..."
Archer (2009)
"has this happened before?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, he... hey, do you need me for this?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes! Because I've been awake for, like, three days."
Archer (2009)
"You can sleep when you're dead. It may literally come to that."
Archer (2009)
"a very empty bag on this."
Archer (2009)
"And to make that happen,"
Archer (2009)
"I need you to drive out to Vandertunt castle"
Archer (2009)
"and convince the old man I'll mail her home"
Archer (2009)
"But not really,"
Archer (2009)
"though, right? Well..."
Archer (2009)
"no! Well..."
Archer (2009)
"look... I can't drive"
Archer (2009)
"I have Dexedrine."
Archer (2009)
"Ah, and the universe provides."
Archer (2009)
"how am I supposed to convince Vandertunt you're serious?"
Archer (2009)
"Huh? But not one of mine, though, right?"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, you don't want to drive all the way"
Archer (2009)
"out there just to have him say,"
Archer (2009)
"we're going to need a finger.""
Archer (2009)
"Oh, you'd be surprised."
Archer (2009)
"The last thing I wanted"
Archer (2009)
"Because doing a stretch in jail would be the least of my worries."
Archer (2009)
"I never even see the inside of a cell."
Archer (2009)
"So I am not looking forward to this."
Archer (2009)
"Figures he'd be a goddamn slob."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, I think maybe somebody tossed the place?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Yeah. Maybe."
Archer (2009)
"Who knows? Maybe some poor dumb bastard broke in here"
Archer (2009)
"to steal back the photos of his cheatin' wife gettin'..."
Archer (2009)
"Why... I was gonna say "flap-hammered.""
Archer (2009)
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