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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"No. Wh..."
Archer (2009)
"where the hell did you get that?"
Archer (2009)
"Aren't we supposed to put it in milk?"
Archer (2009)
"if you're gonna put it back in somebody."
Archer (2009)
"Now, what are we gonna do about him?"
Archer (2009)
"I actually have some thoughts on that."
Archer (2009)
"No, he won't. I'll call them in, like, half an hour."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Strip him."
Archer (2009)
"I can never unsee him naked."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, the size of that thing."
Archer (2009)
"Hollow that big bastard out,"
Archer (2009)
"you could use it for an umbrella stand."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I suppose I'm just surprised."
Archer (2009)
"Why? You said you wanted her finger,"
Archer (2009)
"so, you know, here's her finger."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry?"
Archer (2009)
"Father, do you wanna see"
Archer (2009)
"Charlotte's ostensible severed finger?"
Archer (2009)
"No. We're good."
Archer (2009)
"Are you... this could be anything!"
Archer (2009)
"It could be a piece of a hot dog!"
Archer (2009)
"Eww! Don't you start!"
Archer (2009)
"You say it's her finger, I take you at your word."
Archer (2009)
"with complicated instructions"
Archer (2009)
"for the exchange of the ransom money for my horrible sister?"
Archer (2009)
"Then it's all settled. Yeah. Uh, I guess."
Archer (2009)
"my partner's killer, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Is it just me..."
Archer (2009)
"Or does it smell like finger?"
Archer (2009)
"So close."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, you're just a widdle whore"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, I gotta get some sleep."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, you're a good girl."
Archer (2009)
"So, uh, what are we doing? Are we just..."
Archer (2009)
"What? Cecil?"
Archer (2009)
"Nobody has ever said,"
Archer (2009)
""to make this happen, we're going to need a finger.""
Archer (2009)
"even one as phony as a three-dollar bill."
Archer (2009)
"Vandertunts have enough juice in this town to make sure"
Archer (2009)
"Plus I bet that creepy old joint's"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, also, when I said I'd take you to the bus station..."
Archer (2009)
"Why do you constantly bring that up?"
Archer (2009)
"What, Archer hammering your wife? Yes!"
Archer (2009)
"Yep. Which means we can just tell him"
Archer (2009)
"So go snoop around, see if you turn up anything."
Archer (2009)
"According to the person, or persons,"
Archer (2009)
"Like, a whole handful. - At 7:00 A.M., you care for bourbon."
Archer (2009)
"Finish your call, Pelham, and then Mr. Archer needs a drink."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, even Charlotte isn't stupid enough"
Archer (2009)
"with nine fingers."
Archer (2009)
"Father, say good-bye to Charlotte's ostensible kidnapper!"
Archer (2009)
"and whatever this whole thing is, I don't want it."
Archer (2009)
"I thought this was gonna be, like,"
Archer (2009)
"But your employer, Mr. Trexler, does. It's not his body!"
Archer (2009)
"That's not her."
Archer (2009)
"Nubbin."
Archer (2009)
"No, they're not. Exactly!"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus Christ."
Archer (2009)
"Okay! Jesus!"
Archer (2009)
"By which I mean the police!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh!"
Archer (2009)
"Tu-Tu."
Archer (2009)
"for the cuddles, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"as haunted as Mrs. Muir's twat."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Vandertunt castle, please."
Archer (2009)
"Well,"
Archer (2009)
"a bunch of surplus fingers up there, do ya?"
Archer (2009)
"Mmmmmmmmmm, no."
Archer (2009)
"I trust you. Unless... What?"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, are you talking to me,"
Archer (2009)
"All in good time, Mr. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Just buzz me in, ya hump."
Archer (2009)
"This is a police emergency!"
Archer (2009)
"What is taking so long?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I think a finger should suffice."
Archer (2009)
"White, female, mid-30s, fresh,"
Archer (2009)
"No. Then nobody knows where she is."
Archer (2009)
"Well... which means one of you is lying."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on. Do you live in here? No, you ass!"
Archer (2009)
"Hmm! I know, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Because if he finds out,"
Archer (2009)
"in several different boxes."
Archer (2009)
"within, say, the last 12 hours."
Archer (2009)
"Eyeglasses, dark hair, gray at the temples,"
Archer (2009)
"You be a good girl. Who's a good girl?"
Archer (2009)
"whether you want it or not."
Archer (2009)
"But if you think about it, which I guess you can't,"
Archer (2009)
""on second thought, to make this happen,"
Archer (2009)
"I said, that will do!"
Archer (2009)
"I didn't know, okay?"
Archer (2009)
"But that's how father prefers it."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yes. He's just being rude."
Archer (2009)
"A fine distinction, legally speaking."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, is he taking drink orders?"
Archer (2009)
"I... that's..."
Archer (2009)
"Will you get in position?!"
Archer (2009)
"That's the spirit."
Archer (2009)
"That could've been inside somebody."
Archer (2009)
"Well, then, go find him."
Archer (2009)
"Take him a finger."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, so, once I'm out there,"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Not as frustrating as you!"
Archer (2009)
"For what? What are you..."
Archer (2009)
"No... no, no... this... this isn't... I-i can explain."
Archer (2009)
"Well, whaaa..."
Archer (2009)
"But... that's for a tooth, dummy,"
Archer (2009)
"It was just sitting there."
Archer (2009)
"He'll freeze to death in there!"
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it! What?"
Archer (2009)
"It's really in there? See for yourself."
Archer (2009)
"Almost there."
Archer (2009)