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Clips from 30 Rock - 100: Part 1 (S05E05)

"A true artist that feels things we don't."
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"No, we can't do another "Pam", not tonight."
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"I write what I know."
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"Only home runs, guys. Focus up."
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"It's just hard to concentrate. It's so nice working outside."
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"Tracy, how did it go? Are you on your way back?"
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"It was a disaster!"
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"What happened? What about our plan?"
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"and what is Farmaid?"
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"Is it a drug?"
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"Is it a bandage you put on a barn?"
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"Do the show tonight, and we'll figure all this out."
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"Listen to me, there's still time."
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"The media won't let you embarrass yourself,"
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"Get the public to hate you, and the media will follow."
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"You better be right, Liz Lemon,"
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"Liz, do you think I'd be a good mother?"
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"I'm in my 40s, very difficult,"
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"Well, good luck finding a man willing to ride that crazy train."
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"who thinks I'd be a wonderful mother."
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"He is an idiot."
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"Just maybe one more turn."
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"I told her boy I'd hit a home run for him tomorrow night."
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"I'm Jack Donaghy, CEO of General Electric."
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"You were Jack Donaghy. You were magnificent."
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"No. I come from an alternate universe"
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"I run the General."
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"I own an NFL team."
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"I guest starred on Entourage."
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"- What do you do? - I'll tell you what I don't do."
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"Wear a striped tie with a striped shirt."
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"It's called "power clashing," and I do it because I can."
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"We made the cover during Meetings History Month?"
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"I made the cover."
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"I still am. Look at my claws!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Lemon?"
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"at the expense of your own ambition."
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"And now it's 5 years later, and what are you doing?"
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"Are you building factories in Bangalore?"
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"Are you dining in the Palin White House?"
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"- No. - No!"
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"baseball caps with stupid sayings from the show written on them."
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"What the hell is a Pwomp?"
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"Mr. Donaghy,"
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"- What? - Yes, Tom?"
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"You got to clear out before you start seeing things."
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"- Thank you, Tom. - I'll clear you out!"
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"I am a Jedi!"
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"Tracy Jordan is ironically re-appropriating his bad past behavior"
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"as a commentary on Fitzgerald's dictum"
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"that there are no second acts in American life."
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"I want to take a picture of him with my old-fashioned camera."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"And we need to be ready. Lutz, what are you working on?"
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"Breathing through my mouth so I don't smell the throw-up on my shirt."
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"and another chimp got mad and bit my nipple off."
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"Damn it, Lutz, focus up!"
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"Hey, Jack, you're friends with Jeter and Springsteen right?"
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"Can you call and see if they'll be in the cold open?"
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"Oh, really, Lemon?"
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"You're still needing my help?"
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"5 years of my business life wasted,"
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"and I'm still supposed to hold your hand,"
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"your wet, yet somehow flaky hand?"
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"You happened! Sideways Jack was right."
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"No. It's just empty."
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"This TV nonsense was supposed to be my stepping stone"
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"and instead it's my gravestone."
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"Sort of feel like you're going to say Leno?"
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"You. I got so sucked into trying to repair you,"
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"that I became the American auto industry"
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"failing to recognize that you can't fix a lemon!"
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"Wow, yeah, because the last 5 years"
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"have been so great for me with you as my mentor."
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"I was better off before we met."
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"So what's your point, Lemon?"
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"and going home to Denis?"
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"I didn't say that. But at least Denis was always there for me."
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"I should have gone with my gut and fired you when we first met."
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"We have a problem."
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"I can explain. My zipper broke."
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"I don't think Liz Lemon's female voice is a good match for Tracy Jordan."
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"Firing Lemon will send a message to the whole staff."
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"She hasn't got much going on. She threw a birthday party for her TV."
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"If you fire Liz, then I quit."
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"You'll never succeed by sticking your neck out for someone like her."
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"But if that's how you feel, so be it."
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"The important thing is that I fire someone."
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"I'll tell you who I was, that guy that fired Pete."
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"And he could have run GE, but instead he got Lemoned!"
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"I knew you were supposed to push, but I didn't say anything."
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"Mmm!"
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"Is this just to talk, or will you be activating my electric underwear?"
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"Just to talk."
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"Paul, do you think I'd be a good mother?"
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"We'd have to leave it in a desert."
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"Oh. Is that something you'd want?"
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"It wasn't something I'd thought about until Kenneth said I'd be good at it."
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"And of course it'd be great for my career."
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"Right now it's between "Frisbee-face," and "Glok-Gender-lrrelevant.""
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"I want to hog-tie you and hide you in the luggage compartment"
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"I love you too."
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"You've reached Denis's voice mail."
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"How you doing? Get out of here, Joey!"
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"I'm recording my voice mail message."
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"- But you called me, Liz. - Oh, whatever."
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"'Cause down deep, you still got all kinds of queer feelings for me."
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"That's why I knew some day you'd be all vulnerable"
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"You were a mistake."
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"That's what I miss, Denis, not you."
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"we can start heading back up."
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"You think I'm just going to give up now, huh?"
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"We didn't give up when America sent us back."
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"And I would consider it a personal favor"
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"instead of running GE."
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"What is the hold-up with Tracy? I thought you found him."
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"I have a very full plate."
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"Who wears a swimsuit to Denny's? That's her!"
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"- That's me! - That's Pam!"
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