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Clips from 30 Rock - 100: Part 1 (S05E05)

"The overly confident morbidly obese woman."
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"That wasn't me. There used to be another guy."
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"You're serious?"
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"I wish. Albinos get to be watchers in the mating shed."
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"A picture of you in U S Weekly next to Natalie Portman"
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"This is your moment."
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"Isn't that show already half-dead?"
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"There's a gas leak in the studio."
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"as if it's also the only thing in my life."
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"It's pretty bad, prolonged exposure could lead to incapacitation"
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"Other possible side-effects include hallucinations,"
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"revelation of secrets, telling of truths,"
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"Can you believe this is happening to me on my last day of work?"
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"with any of you people."
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"and now look at us."
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"I had a boyfriend, Denis."
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"Yeah, maybe I was better off then."
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"You are still in character"
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"No, it's un-brave! You should hate me!"
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"Also, I broke my keyboard."
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"No, we're throwing everything out and starting over."
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"UNICEF, the Gates Foundation,"
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"Is it a drink?"
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""F" you, L.L."
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"Spells "full"!"
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"and not that good at playing "la realitee.""
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"You should have realized within a week"
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"I don't care!"
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"We make me sick!"
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"- Help, I can't swim! - Damn it!"
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"He will be. I promise."
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"for his birthday last week,"
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"He played with it,"
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"I'm so glad that you're able to meet me at my break."
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"You lose weight or something?"
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"What are you doing here, Denis?"
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"Is that real?"
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"from a gas leak or a coma or a super period."
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"I smell like leather."
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"I will choke you to death with your boyfriend's wig!"
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"Tracy!"
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"I'll have you know, I talked with a man this morning"
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"She became your focus,"
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"It's not, Hon."
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"Tracy."
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"Tracy?"
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"Whoa. You look good."
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"- I got your message. - What message?"
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"Why does he want to meet me? Do you think it's a good thing?"
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"Just get him back in time for the show."
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"Hey, look,"
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"- Sideways what? - In here!"
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"Did you also have to evacuate the NBC store?"
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"I dragged you down? Opposite!"
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"What happened to you, Jack?"
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"I booked him on every morning show in New York."
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"No."
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"Uh, Pete, hang back."
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"Everyone would talk about my crazy name choice."
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"Who are you? You're so handsome."
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"He's the only guy I can say that about."
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"But seriously, imagine if Jenna really was a mother."
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"I would take my shirt off, but I visited my rescue chimp"
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"Frank, what is this? "Broken eyboard alk show"?"
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"'cause I can't take much more of this."
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"- Hey, Dummy! - Gah, what?"
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"And us Duffys, we didn't give up when we got kicked out of Ireland."
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"Well, I'll be Bake McBrided. I know a Philly gal when I hug one."
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"All right. You get one more shot."
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"I don't think so."
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"I've been prepping him all week."
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"Danny and I were just talking about what an amazing 5 years we've had."
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"I don't know, Ms. Maroney, I think"
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"Can you reminisce about something that's happened"
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"Plus, you're a couple of pervs."
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"Now, Elizabeth,"
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"You bastard. I'm doing fine!"
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"You tried to fire me?"
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"What's happened to you?"
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"Things were better 5 years ago, Jack."
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"I'm Jack Donaghy."
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"This better be important, Jack."
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"Everybody dance now!"
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"Who wants... my puddings!"
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"- Yeah! - Let's do it!"
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"Let's say we get some fresh air."
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"He is an Oscar winner for his role"
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"Hey, you got to say around."
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"for why I stopped working, instead of the truth."
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"I think Bono got in my limo."
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"He must be an idiot."
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"No! And I wasn't even drinking anything."
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"No, no!"
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"But Kenneth thinks I'd make a good mother."
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"I'm a Duffy, Liz."
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"Who's up there? 'TGS'?"
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"Your neck, it looks looser."
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"- You're disgusting. - And I would be there for you."
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"Denis, it's Dummy. I miss you, come see me."
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"Being pregnant is a great excuse"
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"I just feel like I'm at a point in my life"
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"until this thing's taken care of."
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"Look, 'TGS' may be going away."
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"where I'm starting to have this real desire to nurture my career."
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"You were supposed to spend 6 months in TV"
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"Well, we're going to have to evacuate the 6th"
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"We should be all right as long as the leak doesn't get into..."
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"It was funny when I said it on my syndicated radio show."
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"Oh, my God, you want a baby to help your career?"
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"I think pregnancy would be a great PR move."
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"as part of your climb up the GE ladder."
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"Damn it again!"
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"Ah, damn it, look at this."
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"It's going right into the 6th-floor air duct."
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"Town, Donaghy, and that's not funny."
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"You've been here 5 years."
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"And here... isn't even GE anymore. It's Kable Clown."
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